Strut

As Howard Stern is fighting the closure of his kitchen at his satellite radio studio in Manhattan since failing to score a sponsor, he is also facing the fact he has deemed himself a media mogul yet produces nothing but his own selfie paid plugs in the press and paid shout-outs on television by Jimmy Kimmel. 

All Howard does is sit around and photograph Miss Thing he married Beth Ostrosky Stern, who has to soak it in a bath several times per day as he has talked about many times on his satellite radio show where he sits in a satellite dish desperate to come up with show content to entertain his subscriber. Loser Howard even had to produce his own 60th Birthday Bash for Sirius and dragged the production out to four hours so it would count as an actual show per his contract.

So, pretty funny Ms. Whoopi Goldberg now has a new cable TV show she is Executive producing called "Strut" with her business partner that will premiere on the Oxygen network on September 20. It's a reality show about the professional lives of transgender models. Just right up or down Howard Stern's alley. I wonder why he refuses to produce a show like that? I mean, Beth claims to be a globally famous model with zero photos to prove that she modeled anywhere but in New Jersey; was it because she was that gal with something extra? Why no mainstream modeling jobs like in Sports Illustrated or Cover Girl ads? Can't super media mogul Howard Stern broker that deal, I mean, like 15 years ago? Oh, everyone knew Beth's real age [and perhaps gender] and who knows what happened. Howard failed at making his princess a star. Gosh I guess that corporate mansion in Florida is just a weak little time share for the Sterns and he had to let the Kimmels stay there last New Year's. Howard and Beth couldn't score a visit over the Labor Day weekend when everyone thinks he pays to be included on that Forbes list of top earners since he has nothing to show for all that money but a rarely vertical pizza monster who pretends to be asleep while posing for 2 seconds in the sun to fool her fan into thinking that she never had plastic surgery on her face.

Howard fills his empty hours documenting Beth and tapes her doing nothing but pretending to be asleep as the hair grows like grass on her face. I mean, who are these people kidding? Has Ms. Werewolf ever produced a wolf baby or not? What is Beth? She looks like a transgender transvestite hermaphrodite model from Transsexual, Transylvania. Goddamn Howard, there is a reality show in there somewhere and it ain't about Princess Sitz Bath staring at cats before dumping them onto people who live along your freebie charitable limo route between NY and the Hamptons.

Will Whoopi strut her stuff on the Stern Satellite Radio Show this week?

This was a loser Howard Stern Production [photo right], a loser Cushion Source ad featuring Beth and her declawed purebred Persian cat she calls a "rescue". He took Beth's picture for the ad that ran in Hamptons magazine for these factory fug cushions. In exchange for all of Howard's donated time and iPhone flashbulbs to take this fuzzy fantasy photo of his aged wife, the factory cushion company had to donate money to Beth's charity cushion, where she is their paid spokesperson who plugs them constantly anytime she can crash a daytime television show, the North Shore Animal League. Beth got a bunch of these fugly cushions free and has them all over her patio area near the swimming pool as she shows her paid fans on Instagram all the time. Howard Stern produces Beth's free show called The Real Housewife of Instagram, hoping Animal Planet will pick up the show as a TV series. As if. It's all about Beth hopping around like a dope on coke and then passing out for sleeping selfies or sitz bath selfies it's so disgusting and she calls it charity work.

Get a real work product Howard - oh right, like when you tried to be a judge on "America's Got Talent" and tanked ratings from 2012 through 2015. Oh how odd, the ratings have never been higher than in FIVE years, since 2011, and Simon Cowell [a media mogul super producer] hit the ball out of the park for the 2016 summer season.

How much did Howard Stern pay for this headline? Suddenly last year's tanked ratings were not due to Howard Stern the fug failure, but due to competition from Donald Trump. Oh right, sure. Uh-uh. Money well spent, right Howard? Did your fairy god mother tell you to do this since you can't handle the fame of Simon Cowell along with his new adorable son that you don't have? Can't you have anything with Ms. Thing you married other than an annually revised pre-nup? [Yes, I corrected the headline as shown below in red].

The paid press suddenly came up with an excuse to deflect from the fact Stern tanked the show's ratings not only last year, but from 2012 - 2015 - nooo it was not Donald Trump that tanked AGT ratings, it was Howard Stern, as I corrected this news item:

According to Howard's long time companion, fashion designer, stylist, makeup artist, and who had his own bedroom at Howard's former Manhattan penthouse that is now corporate HQ for Beth's kitty cat charity gimmick and Stern's corporate meeting HQ where he wines and dines network execs and his bosses at Sirius so they won't can him like a ham, his best buddy Ralph Cirella stated that Beth got the pre-nup and everything and he got nothing - oh right, since Ralph got a lump sum pay off? Well, Ralph is loyal, he would never speak against his Sugar Weaved Daddy, right? Does Ralph have Beth's European modeling photos? Is that what's keeping Ralph on the payroll when he has no work product? Oh right, he has to pick out which of Howard's underpants match the scarf around his aged neck. Oh but Howard's color blind, right? Needs a color spotter on the payroll, right? Gotta have a guy to tell him red from blue from yellow since Ms. Thing he married can't tell up from down and her football head rolls around on the floor and she can't get up.

Well, it seems Beth didn't make it to New York's Fashion Week this time around as everyone thought she would walk for her buddy who has the Marchesa fashion line, Harvey Weinsteins' wife Georgina Chapman. We know Georgina gifted Beth with that wedding dress she wore of fabric leftovers and it looked like a typical tacky outfit by Marchesa, with either the juvenile ice skater look or the mistress in training.

Beth was going to wear this dress for the Marchesa runway presentation during Fashion Week on September 14, but Beth's body is not really transparent ready.

Supermodel and entrepreneur Heidi Klum was front and center at Fashion Week promoting her show Project Runway, which is in its 15th season. Yes, that's her on the cover of Daily Front Row magazine while Howard Stern was told to take his baggage back home; no one was interested in featuring Beth O'Nobody who couldn't horn in on a plus-one ticket:

How come Beth and Howard weren't on the red carpet for the Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday? Doesn't Howard have any TV shows in production? Isn't he a media mogul? Nope, none of the above, plus he married an unknown plus sized model from Pittsburgh; hardly in Heidi Klum's league of supermodels.

While Bethie O'Stern has a personal meltdown at her cat prison camp in the Hamptons mauling her "man" Yoda the declawed cat, Miss Supermodel and Super Star Heidi Klum was gracing the red carpet Sunday night for the primetime Emmy Awards gala in Los Angeles:

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