Life's A Drag

Congratulations to RuPaul winning a Creative Arts Emmy Award as the host of RuPaul's Drag Race. It is a long-awaited and long-deserved award for the super host of a show he created himself to showcase the super talented drag queens around the country as Howard Stern sits home alone biting the hem of his gown regretting not begging RuPaul to let him appear as a guest judge on the hit show. 

Everyone was saddened to hear about the death of Alexis Arquette who was awesome in a cameo appearance in the movie "Bride of Chucky" that featured an opening credits song by the incredible genius Rob Zombie called, Living Dead Girl. 



Allegedly Alexis was going to spill some tea on a few power players in the film industry along with a few Scientologists thrown in and perhaps a radio show host who used to be free on the airwaves that just might be a secret squirrel in the scientology network. I mean, the alleged radio show host just loves Kirstie Alley and plays both sides since he also pretends to love Leah Reminininini. OH, gosh, the timing of it all, just amazing, and what with Beth Stern being in Beverly Hills [where Alexis passed away] over the weekend and all. Wow, she must have heard the news first and told Howard to stop him from making that phone call to Alexis that some voice inside of him wanted him to make - too late - blame fate; no book (?) - off the hook.

Superstar Heidi has been in demand over the past few days what with filming the finale of Project Runway during their fashion show during New York's Fashion Week, plus, Heidi was in demand again at The Plaza on Friday.

While Beth was shilling for that disgusting faux animal protection agency, the American Humane Association (AHA), superstar Heidi Klum was on a red carpet since she received two Creative Arts Emmy Award nominations on Sunday.

Yes, the sad and pathetic loser Beth Stern showed up again at her tiresome and ignored annual event in Beverly Hills taped for the Hallmark Channel called the Hero Dog Awards, an event sponsored by Howard Stern's old lady buddy Lois Pope in conjunction with that faux animal protection agency the AHA. As everyone might know, Lois Pope's husband started The National Enquirer and she has been battling one of her sons for the bulk of his inheritance ever since. If we could have a dime for every story Howard killed in that tabloid through the years we'd be richer than The Don. Well, Howard dropped a dime and suddenly Bethie appears front and center hosting the AHA Hero Dog Awards since 2014, and heaven help the person who tries to oust her from that spot.  This is all Howard could get for Beth via Howard's connections with Pope, since the only thing Beth can get on her own merits is gout.

Disgusting Beth continues to shill for the AHA who just sells an accreditation to movie and TV productions saying no animals were harmed in the production when no one is there on the set to verify anything. You just purchase their statement at the end of every film and TV show stating that no animals were harmed during the production when press reports say otherwise. 

Beth had the nerve to show up again this
year in Beverly Hills for the AHA Hero Dog awards
and trotted on a red carpet looking like
the hooker who didn't get the fairy tale:

Onlookers at this event were reporting that without telling anyone, Beth decided to add some comedy to the droll and depressing affair by wearing her old fart man glasses because the aged pariah can no longer read from a teleprompter with just her contacts [oh right, she has trouble with those drying out in that flight across America] and everyone knows she's a scripted dolt anyway who needed an index card to read "Lhasa Apso" when she appeared on the Wendy Williams show about three years ago talking about animals.

Beth looked like she emerged from Caitlyn Jenner's closet in that get-up while her co-host James Denton tried not to laugh at that crazy debacle with the steroid man arms and grandpa glasses standing next to him.

Some people in attendance were reportedly seen snickering at the tranny-looking wife of Howard Stern and were overheard saying that it looked like Beth was giving the commencement speech at a Clown College. The loser Hallmark Channel's Hero Dog Awards show was taped this past Saturday night to be broadcast next month to fill time in between their regular boring broadcasts of their TV shows for home bound dweebs wondering where they left their marbles.

It appears Beth stole a microphone from "The Insider" to interview herself and security had her cornered on a balcony. "The Insider" is a no-list tabloid show that Wikipedia said is second to last in the Nielsen ratings for tabloid shows but failed to name what on earth "The Insider" actually beat in any ratings race for tabloid television.

An old tired trick of both Beth and Howard is to try and portray themselves as some sort of charity workers or that they give a damn about anything but themselves since they are losers still trying to snatch at that golden key of fame. Right, Beth suddenly dug up a cough, cough, "friend" from college who allegedly was lost on Sept 11 and was later found in the Caymans. But I have no idea if that is true; just reporting dirt here and it just keeps getting dirtier and dirtier.

#NeverForget??? It took Beth 15 years to

remember she had a friend in college:

Gosh, did Lady Gaga skip over the stale Stern satellite radio show on Monday? She seems right at home with Superstar Andy Cohen of Radio Andy, a deal SiriusXM made to try and push Stern off the end of their ship since his end is sinking and they know they are stuck with the selfie pleasuring aged senior with cigarette butts stuck in his weave.

#herodogawards #aha #bethostroskystern
#bethcopiescaitlyn #Emmys