Front Row & Backstage

Fashion Week Superstar
Heidi Klum

Yep, it's the genuine supermodel, superstar and super entrepreneur Heidi Klum who is front row and backstage...where???? Fashion Week for her super show Project Runway. Yes, it's Heidi Heidi Heidi on September 9, 2016 in New York at the Project Runway fashion show during Fashion Week...I know, wait for it...where was Beth O Stern you ask? Well you probably already know if you follow her unreality show called The Real Housewife of Instagram. But first, let's focus on Heidi since Howard Stern can't take it. SHE was the one who stayed on "America's Got Talent" while Mr. Stern was pushed off the end of the judges' table and now loser Howie Mandel has Howard's seat at the very end of the table and Simon Cowell took Howie's former spot at the head of the table.

Gosh, can Heidi's legs get any longer and more beautiful?
Hey, she's got calves too. Note to Beth: real models have long calves not short stubby ones with ankles the same size as their calves like you have.

A few notables attended Macy's Fashion's Front Row during Fashion Week on September 7, 2016; nope, no Beth was sighted even though she is a notable having appeared many times in front of her bathroom mirror:

Before I reveal where Beth was on the 8th, like who the fuck cares, but on her Instagram site she posed at some faux kick-off event for Fashion Week dragging cats around again to gain entrance as her new persona as a tiresome animal advocate who routinely carries around dead cows with designer labels stamped in their hides and gold hardware on her butt hide leather handbags, but the photos of this bogus event failed to get on any of the major media sites that I could find because Beth is a fake and a phony. The Sterns always want free tickets and a free ride while horning in on free publicity. Beth hopes to crash a show this week with a professional photographer at an event forced to take her picture since she jumps in a group photo. But, no designers want Beth in their front row since her wide ass takes up two seats, both nonpaying since she just gets designer clothes by ordering them online in hilariously tiny sizes [as if she wears anything under a Plus Size 4] then Felix the Tailor duplicates them in Beth's wide size and they just send the dress back to the merchant. I know, old trick but Beth is an old trick too. 

Let's first revisit last year's Fashion Week held in September: Where was Beth? Horning in on a group shot. She stood around and posed at the show. Designers want young and famous women and/or super rich women in the front rows who pay for their clothes and not ones who get designer knock-offs or pay someone to copy their designs and widen them out to fit flabby DJ's wives. But she did get into the Angel Sanchez show in 2015 and looked out of place in the front row as usual as we wonder how many Angels she bought following the show. I think it was about 0.0

September's worn out issue:  Beth on Sept 15, 2015 at Fashion
Week looking like she's posing with her daughters from a prior marriage.

So where was Beth at Fashion Week so far? On September 8 she made her big appearance dragging cats around again since she isn't famous and can get nowhere on her own and needs an escort, this time it was Mr. Stern, Mr. No Work Product living off of cats and using them as a charity gimmick. Yes, Beth and Howard were at a loser bogus Fashion Week kick-off event featuring a store opening of the world's fugliest clothes. 

Gosh, I hope Beth and Howard got their free tote bags from the freakin' fugly soft clothes store for rarely vertical pariahs who think they're models.

Beth at the store making a fool out of herself posing with a bulbous headed Martian with Beth all pulled back ready for her closeup trying to hide her HGH football head that's getting bigger and bigger and insiders are saying Howard is worried about it as his head is shrinking under those black weaved violets he's got sprouting out of his balding pate.

Gosh, we can't wait for Beth's trip to California today to tape that awful Hero Dog Awards where they drag disabled dogs onto a red carpet and on stage to terrorize them as is the routine for Beth, as that is the only employment she can get; terrorizing animals.

Miss Scientology McPhee  who Tom Cruise
supposedly recruited,  is scheduled to
showcase her horrible singing at the AHA
Hero Dog Awards show that will be
taped on Sept 10 for broadcast in Oct
while she fights to control her left
lazy eye and tries to get both eyes to
blink in unison.

Beth can take care of some legal business for Mr. Stern who always has to travel West at least a few times a year, while Beth gets the whole trip paid for by the Hallmark Channel who donates a minuscule portion of their dead airtime to the North Shore Animal League and the Lois Pope foundation who sponsors the Hero Dog Awards along with that bogus faux animal charity called the American Humane Association (AHA) where a movie or TV production company simply purchases a phony seal saying that no live animals were harmed in the production when the AHA rarely has a clue as to what happens at studios since they aren't there. You just buy the seal and statement at the end of your movie or TV show featuring live animals while dumping them back onto the municipal animal shelter where they are euthanized within 10 days or sometimes, the animals die during the production. Yes, it's on the Internet about this disgusting AHA. Beth is a shill for the AHA since she hates animals and has no clue what the big deal is about saving them other than using them for photo props for her selfie sites or attaching handles to their hides and parade them around to some awful faux charity event. Oh and right, Mr. Stern gets half of Beth's salary for her jaunt to the West Coast. Maybe then he can afford to pay for another subscriber to his stale satellite radio show whenever someone notices he isn't on the air with any new shows and decides to eject his ass into outer space for good and throwing his catalog of shit shows into the garbage.

Let's end this blog entry on a high note as I get high on life:

#herodogawards #bethisaherodog
#heidiklumisarealmodel #howardismadhegotstuckwithbeth