Sterns Fail To Score

Oh that's right, the Hamptons powered down couple Beth and Howard Stern, failed to score a spot on the 50 best dressed list in the current issue of Hamptons magazine as we wonder why Howard at least didn't pay to get Big Beth on the list like he did the past few years. A few notables that made the list were Katie Lee, Kelly Ripa and Matt Lauer. Nobody wanted the nobody Sterns on the list since they're cheapskates that wear the same recycled shitty clothes all the time and do nothing for anybody in the Hamptons but promote their phony cat fostering business.

Labor Day Issue 2016

Hamptons Magazine Labor Day Issue 2016

Mr. Usher was ushered to his seat on the D-List since word was already on the street that he was scheduled to appear on the stale Stern satellite radio show this past week, where all stars at the end of their life cycle have to peddle into the Stern show for their scripted interview recorded for a fan base of 112 people huddled around one satellite receiver. Gosh, Usher, I hope those little Stern fans can help your career get a second run around that tired track.

Oh, Christie Brinkley was featured in Page Six of the NY Post and in the NY Daily News which featured her Social Life magazine cover party. And just what happened to all of the photos from Beth Stern's big Social Life magazine cover party? Howard wasn't there making sure a bunch of phony photos were taken and posted on all the online media sites? Did Howard ditch the bitch too like the entire Hamptons social crowd is doing year after year? In the meantime while Beth is ignored en masse, she keeps posting those loser airbrushed photos of herself that Howard took for that free shit magazine Social Life, that gets thrown in the garbage every 30 days, all to the delight of her demented cat club followers on Instagram. Well, Beth is a famous nobody, so all she's got is that free site Instagram to post her fuzzy colorized photos to make her look under 50 years old and under 150 lbs.

Won't you help out the Moose? Beth Fans might remember that she read Beth's book about Yoda the cat to her video audience. Well, at least moose stick together. Beth needs those antlers. Maybe she'll get on another best dressed list again.

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