Beth and Howard: Disappearing D-Listers

No official invitation can be found for Beth Stern's big Social Life magazine cover party since she did her first cover in 2010, when the Sterns horned in on an end of summer soiree hosted by Social Life magazine essentially inventing the Publishers Dinner so they could foot the bill for Beth's cover parties. 

Beth's cover parties were normally held at the Social Life magazine estate where there are plenty of rental room vacancies for those seasonal tourists who get to stare at Beth and Howard with the Sterns getting miffed over having to hobnob with a bunch of nobodies renting rooms for a few weeks. So, the Sterns wanted away from those nobodies that were not influential so had that publisher's dinner, which supposedly already happened on Saturday night to celebrate Beth's August 2016 issue of Social Life magazine. The airbrushed photos of Beth at her big dinner have yet to surface on the regular media sites. 

Beth has not had a published invitation to celebrate
her cover feature of Social Life magazine since 2010.

The Sterns' invitation must have gotten lost by that carrier pigeon since they seemed to be nowhere in sight once again at the A-List party event of the Hamptons summer social season, the Apollo in the Hamptons benefit concert featuring many notables who performed at the billionaire Ronald Perelman's estate. Oh right - but Howard did pay for that standard phony press release while no Howard or Beth have been sighted at the event since 2014:

Many notables were at the Apollo in the Hamptons benefit concert, August 20, 2016:

Oh, but anonymous insiders are alleging that Howard is a bit out of sorts this summer season and having a major midlife crisis having no new boys in the hood at his beck and call with his long time companion Ralph [now having his own midlife crisis since he's over 50] moving out of Jersey and back into the city only to be shuttled down south to a certain white elephant that's failed to get sponsors as an official Beth Stern phony foster cat prison camp. Beth as usual, shuttles her phony foster cats around town so Howard can get his limo rides paid by the charity where Beth is a self-proclaimed volunteer and spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League along with their own selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. Howard is in a panic since losing out on that summer job with NBC and needs to know where his extra dough will come from to keep hushing up certain pesky people as well as fighting to keep Beth's bulbous head in the useless press where she brags about snatching a few cats, holding up their adoptions and then dumping them onto their owners.

Mr. Stern can't wait to have his Little Buddy back in the Big Apple running around Tribeca with him to those awesome Italian goodfellas eateries. As already reported on this blog, coincidentally, Tribeca is where Katie Lee's new ritzy apartment is located since putting her Hamptons home on the market which was just around the time Howard can't keep his gut stuffed inside his pants as he fawns over all that shrimp and pasta with his buddies Ralphie the stylist and Felix the Tailor in tow.

But Mr. Stern is above any gossip since he has that alleged prenuptial contract with Miss Butthead, Beth O'Nobody who literally appeared out of nowhere in Howard's life after much bragging about bagging tons of models, actresses, you name it, on a phantom mad tear around New York when the only reports of that time period included Ralph Cirella in Howard's all-male posse. No women were ever photographed with Howard when he deemed himself single except for Beth O, who insiders are saying came with more bags in her closet than are currently residing under her puffy eyes.

As this blogger has already reported, it's been press released that all of the same Fantastic Four judges will return for Season 12 of AGT with Simon Cowell sold on that Heidi Klum, a sure ratings hit in private and in public.

Poor Janice's days may be numbered but Howard will surely help out the supermodel since I am sure she remembers baby Beth as a rising star modeling all over Europe back in the day, right?

Have a good week Beth Fans as we continue to watch what happens in the world of the D-List Duo.

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