Simon Hits Stellar Heights while the Sterns Stink

"America's Got Talent" (AGT) is back with the live shows broadcasting on NBC, a network that is celebrating their rise in the ratings race since getting rid of a giant weaved DJ and his photo bomb wife who were sinking their ship. As reported, the ratings this season have not been this high in five years [BFP - August 2, 2016].

August 2, Heidi Klum at the AGT
live tapings enjoying the ban of the
red carpet Beth bombs.

Simon Cowell hits the red carpet for AGT on August 2.

Mel B looked spicy on the AGT red
carpet on August 2.

The dismal Howard Stern era was a crashing failure, what with moving AGT to New York and having to constantly deal with the special f/x makeup on Howard, the super dim lighting, the weave filler, and dealing with Beth photo-bombing everywhere back stage, in the dressing rooms, and wanting her audience member camera shots, with the complaints piling up against the two wigged has-beens. It has been rumored the person who "okayed" that deal for Howard has been dealt with.

So, no Beth and Howard on a red carpet this year? Oh, they were canned like spent hens and are scrambling for their next big press release about how deft Howard tries to trip a few celebs in the hallway at SiriusXM Satellite Studios in NY as they try and avoid Mr. Weavie on their way to Radio Andy. I know, it's tough trying to avoid Howard but insiders are reporting that many celebs have hired bodyguards to shield them from the Stern staffers who will try and capture them for an interview with the deftly boring Howard Stern.

Beth is faring no better since losing out on that walk down the red carpet for AGT and is bombing big on morning TV talk shows plugging another loser show for the Beth Hallmark Channel where they donate a block of airtime to cough, cough, charity, as in Beth's big charity the North Shore Animal League where she is their useless volunteer and spokesperson. Beth again tortures a cat on television and calls it charity work while Howard is back at the Stalag Beth reading room in the Hamptons with his standard newspaper selfies since finally getting kicked off national television once again. Poor Howard is desperate to find new ghosts to write articles for him since he can hardly come up with anything new to write about himself and wishes he had a prolific blogger on his payroll to constantly talk him up while he tries to come up with deft drivel to fill airtime on his stale satellite radio show.

Miss Kelly before her fat nose job.

Gosh, will we ever be free of the terror trolls Howard and Beth Stern? They ferret out every news outlet and stale TV show they can find to try and hog a camera for a few minutes spouting about how great they are when everyone is just tired of their shit, but hey, the morning TV shows need guests during these vacant summer months desperate to fill airtime so they will get stuck with Beth - oh, except the tiny terror Kelly Ripa...ha ha ha...has Beth been on her show recently? As this blogger reported months ago, it is believed that Andy Cohen will be selected as Kelly's permanent co-host since it has been said he is getting canned from the Bravo network. But, we just have to wait and watch what happens.

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