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Friday, August 5, 2016

Fathom this...

August 5, go to Fathomevents.com to get your tickets for a special one-night only screening on September 1 of Rob Zombie's new, upcoming instant classic film "31" at theaters across the country. It includes special features such as a Q&A with Rob Zombie. Yes, Rob's gore whore is featured front and center in the movie of course and it might be the same Q&A that he did for the premiere of this film at the Sundance Film Festival. Now, don't be scared, just do it. I promise, Beth O'Stern is not in it - at least Rob assured me of that and I hope he doesn't have a wicked sense of humor. Rob has alluded to the fact that the movie ratings board has already deemed Beth's face too horrid for earthlings to view on a 50 ft movie screen.

#robzombie #31 #Howardisjellyofrob #bethownedrichie
#housewives #harlow

Posted by Dame Beth-Man at 12:13:00 AM

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Blog Mascot

Team Beth Fan Page has named the beautiful Jean Shafiroff as the official honorary blog mascot, wearing a Led Zeppelin denim jacket and a Jimmy Page guitar purse at the Getting Wild gala in the Hamptons, which was an obvious signal to the Beth Fan Page that she reads this blog and wore the jacket in Beth Stern's face. This blogger has used Led Zep drops since August 2023 and Jean's jacket was in honor of our 1-year anniversary and counting. [Ref: BFP 8-5-24]

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Dame Beth-Man: Dame Beth-Man is an equal opportunity intergalactic employer and content creator. She is an Aquarius, Lightworker, Darkworker, oracle, writer, poet, author, model, comedian, satirist, satyrist, chocolatier, hotelier, actress, director, producer, memoirist, and evolved person.

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Celebrating 10 Years of the Beth Fan Page

I started this blog in November 2011 and we celebrated our 10th anniversary in November 2021. I have deleted many of the old blog entries and may reblog and update them as noted. Peace and Love, Dame Beth-Man.

Virulent Beth

Beth cops a pose just like the standard Virulent Beth cartoon pose that began in 2020. Beth has since deleted that IG photo because it revealed she reads the Beth Fan Page. [Ref: BFP 6-26-23 and 6-27-23.]

Pet Cemetery Collection - She Kills 'Em, You Buy the Merch

Beth boosts sales with her pet cemetery collection hoping to get sympathy purchases from her dead pet pool. [BFP 11-10-22, 8-31-23 and 9-11-23.]

Beth Gets Buzzed

Beth injures her left foot once again as her hubby Howard likes to document on his stale satellite radio show. Beth allegedly got stung by a bee as she tries to steal limelight from Kate Lee with her Hallmark TV movie inspired by her book "Groundswell" as the Sterns try and sell Beth's bee story as "Footswell" when everyone thinks she just fell again. Ref: BFP 8-31-22 & 9-7-22.

Beth's Loser 2023 Calendar Price Slashed from $30 to $15 due to dismal Pre-Order Sales!!

On 9-15-22, Beth decides to suddenly publicize her NSAL calendar only AFTER that charity had to cut the price from $30 to $15 dollars due to dismal pre-order sales. Beth is pretending the calendar was always priced as free with a $15 donation when the original price was a flat rate of $30 per calendar but NO ONE WAS BUYING IT!! REF: BFP blog entries 8-4-22, 8-20-22, 8-22-22, and 9-7-22.

Hamptons Hucksters - There are no 'Proceeds'

10/19/19: All proceeds from Beth's Helen Rose Stern calendar go straight into her pocket via her selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends. Buying a calendar means you are funding the millionaire Sterns' lazy lifestyle and their posh properties they can barely fund and shut down all rooms but a few to show on IG.

Beth's Bogus Age

Howard Stern celebrated Beth's 30th birthday three times in a row. They are only 15 years apart in age [Ref: BFP 5-4-19] making Beth 53 on 7-15-22.

June 2021 BFP Reopens Comments

The Beth Fan Page stopped public comments in December 2019 due to safety concerns of the Covid invasion and now has a Covid receptionist on board Team Beth Fan Page to improve intergalactic relations. Ref: BFP 6-23-21.

Award of Excellence May 2021

Dame Beth-Man receives the first ever Award of Excellence for breaking cultural, racial and intergalactic barriers by being the first blogger to hire a Covid as a courier and writer for the Beth Fan Page. Reference the Beth Fan Page, 4-28-21, 5-5-21, and the updated blogger bio under "Milestones".

Bargain Basement Radio Show

Sirius shuts down Howard's studio at SiriusXM and dumps him into his bargain basement radio bunker. Ref BFP, 7-15-20 and 8-27-20. He has been back at Sirius since early 2023.

Andy's Super Star

2-4-2022: Howard Stern is off the air this week and in the fetal position avoiding Andy Cohen, the Savior of Sirius Satellite Radio, getting his super STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame [see BFP 2-7-2022]. Howard Stern can't take it! Howard's too jealous of Andy just like he was off the air and in the fetal position hiding when Super Simon Cowell got his Star on the Walk of Fame too! See further down this blog sidebar for that exclusive report.

Simon's Super Star

8-22-18: Howard Stern is off the air this week in the fetal position avoiding Simon getting his super STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Stern may be on thin ice after the BFP reveals Simon may be a $cientologist [BFP 5-31-20].

2019 Bianca's Furry Friends ends - now Beth's Furry Friends

Beth finally gets suckers to fund her Bianca's Furry Friends cat adoption center at NSAL [BFP 11-5-19, 5-27-21, 12-30-22]. Now the Sterns shelved BFF w/NSAL and have their own selfie foundaiton called Beth's Furry Friends so all the proceeds go directly into Beth's Birkin bag.

Mooshu Peaches Stern Cat Adoption Deception

Oct 2019, Beth announced the adoption of a new permanent house cat called Mooshu Peaches Stern or Peaches for short which this blogger said was to gain attention from Donald Trump going through impeachment hearings and it was a jab at him because he snubs the Sterns. 12-5-19, Beth reads the BFP and now claims they have owned this cat for over a year. They now call it The Moosh with Beth caught LYING ON HER NSAL BLOG about the adoption of this cat! [BFP 11-12-19, 12-5-19 and 2-22-22.]

Howard Rips Off Seinfeld in New Book

AOL.com, article dated 5-10-19: It has an excerpt from Howard's new book where Howard has a new story on how he met Beth Ostrosky. They met on a "rainy, cold night", really? Never heard that before since it's from when J Peterman meets Elaine Benes on a rainy, cold night and it changes her future forever just like it changed Howard & Beth's future forever. Ha ha ha ha. Howard is J Peterman who also paid for stories for his own book.

Frozen Botox Smirk on Hung Handsome Howard

Howard revealed another alter called Hung Handsome Howard [ref BFP 6-17-16] and he is emerging again with his new book tour featuring his hilarious glamour shots. Howard's handlers keep a close watch at his Hamptons Funny Farm while Yoda, Beth's bully son, is wondering what happened to his 3rd book deal as the Yoda the cat book trilogy failed to launch.

Countdown to a Big Nothing

5-14-19: After countless delays, Howard "Kramer" Stern's coffee table book is here. Howard's writing style is painfully amateurish and inserts his bragging in between the narration. The book is boring and a way to trash Trump as President. Howard is that angry The Don ignores him. Will Sirius now pay for Howard's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? HA.

The Kramer/The Stern

Reason why the Steve Harvey Show was Canceled

Reason why Meredith Viera's Show was Canceled

Kissing Cousins?

Howard said on the air that Noel Clare Ostrosky was "their cousin". Noel is a frequent visitor at the Hamptons sinking sand pit visiting Cousin Beth... cough, cough. Howard is the resident photographer and loving it.

Stalag Beth B&B

Beth with Howard's client Josh Radin at their Hamptons Hostel and B&B where guests pose with phony foster cats before Beth dumps them onto foster homes [see BFP 8-19-18].

Howard Joins #MeToo

Beth Stern's bid to horn in on the #MeToo movement flopped. On 8-6-18 Howard joined the cause claiming he was harassed by Les Moonves over 10 yrs ago because Howard plugged Sirius on the air without permission from Viacom. That's harassment?

Beth Stern Endangers Kitten; Orders Name Change

7-6-18, Macaroon the cat is shown on a hot lamp at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and Beth called this CUTENESS. July 10 the cat is in his new home and now called LIL' DRACULA hoping no one can track down this cat since Beth frequently has the names changed on cats she dumps onto other foster homes, not adopters, and wants no record of her neglect and endangerment of the cats when in her care.

Hall of Fame Horninsky

Howard mugged for the taping of the R&R Hall of Fame awards on 4-14-18 as BonJovi got STUCK WITH STERN who inducted the band; it was either take Sirius Stern or forget that dumb award.

5-7-18 & 10-25-20 Howard and Robin Want to be a Dame Copying Dame Beth-Man

Howard said on his rarely live satellite radio show that he wants to be introduced to audiences as DAME HOWARD STERN making it obvious he reads this famous blog and wishes he were Dame Beth-Man and Robin wanted to be DAME Robin proving she reads the Beth Fan Page.

Red Carpet Beth

Talking Wig on Charlie Rose

Howard did the Charlie Rose show 3-28-97 wearing a girl's wig [charlierose.com/videos/16804]. Howard stated he had never been to a psychiatrist. So when did Howard start with that B.S. that he sees a psychiatrist about 3x a week? Was it when he staged a phony separation from his first wife in 1999 when he was already divorced?

Leon Black and Rothblatt Brought Stern to Sirius

Howard Stern made the left connections and scored his overpaid satellite radio job but his skirts are hiding his roots. He brags that Leon Black brought him to Sirius and ignores the man in a dress in the room, Martine Rothblatt, who also brokered Stern his Sirius deal of a lifetime. See BFP blog entries 3-7-15, 3-12-15 and 8-27-20.

Stalag Beth Cat Camp 2013

Beth Stern set up her foster feline prison camp in 2013 and uses cats as photo props to feed her selfie addiction and claims it's charity work. On her IG site, she documents herself throwing them around her closets, up on shelves, teaching them to run amok before she throws them in cages where she soon tires of the same prop cats and dumps them onto other people. It's time to shut down Stalag Beth.

Yoda Fails at Third Book Bid / Dies Embittered

Yoda the white Persian cat died on 11-9-22 [see BFP that date] after failed attempts at inking a third book deal with his rarely vertical owner, Beth Stern, who exploited the cat nonstop. The book deal was to be a Trilogy of Terror where Yoda is established as the warden of Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Now the cat is dead just as Beth releases her pet remembrance talisman necklace for sale on BFF website to cash in on the death of Yoda.

Stern Tanks AGT Ratings

Following Howard's lawsuit against his employer Sirius/XM which he lost, he suddenly gained a TV job on NBC's America's Got Talent (AGT) [NBC is an affiliate of SIrius/XM]. Howard registered record low ratings during his tenure from 2012-2015 with ABC and CBS winning the night on several occasions. For Season 11 the show packed up and moved back to Los Angeles sans Stern. Howard continues to badger producers to let him back on TV.

Sterns claim vacations are animal rescue missions

The Sterns travel with cats in tow claiming their jaunts between their posh properties and to Beth's mother's house are all animal rescue missions when all that is being rescued are their dead careers and diminishing bank accounts.

Radio Deadweight Inks Contract Extension to 2025

2016-2020 Howard inked a 5 yr extension which includes another 12 years of Sirius owning his show. On 12/8/20 Howard announced he signed another contract extension. However, Howard will actually stay with Sirius for another 10 years but Howard pretends he signs a new deal every 5 yrs which is a publicity stunt. His original contract is with Sirius from 2006, not SiriusXM.

Halloween Beth

Beth fell again as Howard said on his stale satellite radio show in 2015, this time over Halloween decorations in the lobby and she took a header over a bale of hay at their Manhattan apts where Beth lives and Howard visits.

After Dinner Beth

June 2014 Beth said she drank too much at Harlow Restaurant in the Hamptons and came flying out of the Ladies Room ending up in an Emergency Room while Howard stepped over her body to race after the former NYC Police Commissioner who escaped in his limo to be free from Stern. The restaurant closed down in 2015.

Beth and Howard Stern Donate a Sign to "Dogs and Cats Forever"

10/2015, Beth and Howard donate a sign on a room to sponsor one cat with feline HIV at a lesbian group home that breeds cats for Beth in a field under the guise of a shelter in Florida called Dogs and Cats Forever. Can this wealthy power bottom couple do any less? Yes, they prove it everyday.

Vacation Horninskys 2013 - 2019

2013, the Sterns badger the Kimmels to get into Cabo at the [former] Clooney/Gerber resort to plan Stern's 60th birthday show. 2014, the Sterns push their luck with a second Cabo crash. The Sterns were then ditched and forced into their corporate Florida Fortress staging phony rescues of cats claiming their vacations are rescue missions. 2019, the Sterns horn in shilling for a loser TN resort with the Kimmels to rehearse Beth and Howard's renewal of their wedding vows when they did the talk show rounds in L.A. and Stern did his radio show from L.A.

RIP Howard TV 2013/Reboot 2018

Cable Howard TV died in 2013 with Howard Stern failing to get another sucker to fund it. May 2018, his employer SiriusXM finally funded it w/an increase in subscription rates and provides a video app of pre-recorded clips of his stale satellite radio show. It has been a flop with zero new subs attributed to Stern's stream.

BFF Foundation Whirl Magazine May 2013

Beth sets up her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), after her dog Bianca died and the ashes are in that giant urn. Beth hijacks donations to NSAL via BFF and pockets a portion of the dough to run a cat prison camp and counts her jaunts between her posh properties as animal rescue missions. 11/2019, NSAL finished a cat adoption center with BFF's name slapped on it.

Beth Meets Helen Stern

Howard stated publicly that he is transsexual Helen Stern. When Beth meets Howard, he gets her a 2 second part in Ben Stiller's indie loser film "Flirting With Disaster" (1996). Sources allege Stern divorced his wife Alison in 1999 when Howard claimed they were separated. He then scripted the appearance of the unknown model "Beth O" who was cast in the Stiller movie as a fugly volleyball player and never was in Zoolander as a real model. Where's the beef, Helen?

The Mask

Ref: BFP 4-5-20, 9-20-20 and 11-23-21.

Bad Seed Beth

What a Doll

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