AOL Build Blockhead

Surprisingly, Howard Stern decided to skate out of work this week on his dull burnt out satellite dish floating into outer space with an estimated 30,000 listeners with Howard claiming he has 30 million listeners, since Blockhead Beth did another one of those interviews that every Tom, Dick and Harry do for AOL called "AOL Build" and Howard failed to plug his mare's appearance. I guess he's afraid of having to pay for the advertising for AOL so he just had to dodge the whole fiasco.

AOL Build is a tiresome and useless event that normally pays a few people to sit in the audience to hear some celebrity or aged wife of a radio dinosaur blather on and on and brag about their latest project. Beth is promoting yet another continuous video loop of cats playing with cat toys for the loser Hallmark Channel that no one will watch since nobody cares about that almost defunct cable TV channel that has resorted to being an infomercial for the North Shore Animal League, where Princess Blockhead is a self-proclaimed volunteer and spokesperson. She also loves to brag about tossing cats around her house and taking a bunch of photos all at once and doling them out on her Instagram site, pretending she is actually doing something with these cats each day, when all she does is plan her big dumping sessions of these cats onto other people and everyone has to praise and worship the selfie monster since she leads an empty life filled with false promises from a DJ that could never launch himself off a radio dial.

Beth barges in on another AOL Build interview on August 2, 2016 to talk endlessly about her greatness.

Beth loves blathering on about how great she is dumping cats onto other people and coercing them into starting their own Instagram site so they can praise Beth for dumping a cat on them and sticking them with a bunch of expenses to feed and house the cat since it's only Beth who gets FREE pet food and supplies from the charity where she works as a volunteer and spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) with hubby Howard bragging on his radio show that he pays for the vet bills when coincidentally, he has an animal charitable foundation set up where he can get a nice tax break if he can prove he actually does something with the public donations [Bianca's Furry Friends]. So there you go, a big circle of tax write-off gimmicks where the Sterns' goal is to pay nothing out-of-pocket while dumping cats onto the public who pay everything themselves. 

Nobody but a cheapskate gets married in a bar
and nobody but an inebriated dolt leaves her
wedding still wearing her stupid wedding
dress and coat.

Oh, gotta praise Blockhead Beth for dumping cats onto other people!! Wow, good going honey, since this is your life in the dumps, having sunk to nothing after your big fame quest where your alleged pre-nup had a bunch of promises in there that Howard failed to keep, right? I mean, Howard actually married a drunk in a bar. Yes, it's on the Internet, Beth appeared flat out drunk leaving a bar at Le Cirque Le Touriste Trap in NY where she was wed to Howard Stern, with Howard saying on the air that guess what, Beth had too much to drink and they had to go home. Some classy couple. 


Speaking of which, what about that fugly D List engagement ring Howard Stern bought for Miss Nobody from Pittsburgh? Oh, a factory fug ring, that's all, wholesale no less. Yuck. It's a wonder it sparkles at all but I guess those enhanced diamonds come with a sparkle guarantee.

Oh, I guess this is why Howard Stern is hiding his weave in the sand this week, it has just been press released that Simon Cowell, Nick Cannon, Howie Mandel, Mel B and Heidi Klum have already been secured for a 12th Season of America's Got Talent (AGT) !!! WOW - the Fantastic Four judges are on a super fast track to get this show back into the stellar regions of the TV ratings race!!! Whoopeee, no more Howard!! Did he even get through on the phone to Simon? I mean about the guest spot this summer on AGT? Gosh, hope the poor old radio dinosaur doesn't do a desperate act or anything. Oh, but keep waiting Howard for some obscure, exclusive deft interview on your deft satellite radio show where you try and trip a few celebs wandering around the building hoping they stop by your deft studio for a deft and dull scripted interview session.

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