Let me get this straight...

...Howard Stern isn't. He might be a closeted fruit salad with alfalfa sprouts growing out of his head who loves to wear women's clothing and admits to having a long time companion, friend, buddy, pal, named Ralph Cirella who many might not realize actually had his own bedroom at Howard's Manhattan penthouse apartments before Miss Beth Nobody took over and moved in and now uses it as her corporate cat charity gimmick HQ and meets with her minions from the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) who doles out cats to Beth that are already approved for adoption so Beth won't get stuck with them forever, but can photograph a big dumping session and claim it's all to benefit NSAL and her own foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, and pretend she does anything but take selfies trying to justify collecting public donations to fund her career of doing nothing but taking dozens of photos of the same cats and posting them on her unreality show The Real Housewife of Instagram since the dolt is an unmarketable pest.

Howard has Ralph randomly call into the Howard Stern satellite radio show where they engage in cute little fights and banter on the air and Howard loves to make fun of him and hang up on him because that's how little boy lovers act in public, right? When will Howard write that book about how he is a transvestite who can't keep out of the women's clothing racks and has Ralph bring over clothes for him to try on? Well, I don't know, but Monday's stale satellite radio show makes it difficult to believe Howard is straight, aside from the fact he married an alleged barren nobody who got dumped on the head with tons of radiation from the 3-mile Island fallout years ago and is allegedly a sterile cuckoo.

Nobody watched the Kitten Summer Games
on the loser Hallmark Channel, not even Beth
or Howard. They know this cat fostering gimmick
is all bullshit and is just another attempt at making
Beth famous.

I mean, Howard practically admits now that he doesn't live with Beth and didn't even watch Beth's stupid "Kitten Summer Games" on the Hallmark Channel on Friday night since he can't take her stupid shit shows either. The entire world was obviously watching the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Rio - oh, but Howard said on record on Monday's satellite radio show that he did NOT watch the Olympics and did NOT see Giselle Bundchen do her famous catwalk across the stage to millions of cheering fans but spent days hunting down unedited naked photos of Orlando Bloom...okay, and he giggles how he is not gay, yes he said this on his radio show. 

Let's sum all this up and get a grip on exactly what Howard said on Monday's stale satellite radio show.

HE DID NOT TUNE IN TO THE OLYMPICS TO WATCH THIS:

HE DID SPEND HOURS HUNTING DOWN UNEDITED PHOTOS OF THIS:

AND, HE IS DYING TO SCORE A BIG INTERVIEW WITH THIS:

And Howard says he is not gay but then I don't think transvestites place the gay labels on their clothing. They believe they are straight males that like women's clothing; okay, no problem.

Speaking of which, Howard pays people to do his trolling for him because he's desperate for publicity and wants the big political guests like Don Imus used to get - dream on Howard, maybe Hillary has a hard-on for Beth and you'll get your interview after all and you can play hide and go seek with celeb penises wishing you could get a piece of the action when you don't even have enough dough to enter the game in the first place.

So Howard has to think about how he approaches a conversation in his own home?
Or his home is that stale satelite dish? I guess he has all
of his conversations pre-approved and scripted
whether they are for the air or at his home since he
married Beth the Big Mouth Tattler.

Beth is at it again with the cat dumping sessions while she and Howard ride around in a limo with a photographer and a few cats in tow so his rides back to the Big Apple on Sundays can be paid by NSAL.

#Unlucky13 #Sternbegsforinterviews
#Stalesatelliteradio #hillary #ralph