Stern Can't Compete with Simon

Simon Cowell and his super hit summer show "America's Got Talent" are hitting new ratings heights during the live shows as they countdown to a winner while loser Howard Stern once again scrambles to come up with something to get his name in the press to deflect from the fact he has no work product and is an ignored pariah. 

So, what did Howard manage to do this week? Oh, Howard and Beth got their names inserted in a press item about going to some beach party to stuff lobsters that were burned alive down their throats [while Beth claims to be almost vegan on her Instagram site] in honour of Barbra Streisand who wrapped her concert tour. 

However, there are conflicting reports where the Sterns are concerned since Howard just pays for plugs [not just the ones on his head] and until photos emerge, no one knows if Barb let the Sterns back in her presence since the Apollo in the Hamptons event two years ago or when they slithered into a Cinema Society screening of "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" in 2012 held at Donna Karan's Hamptons estate where Howard & Beth dressed like two gay pornography talent scouts. Howard said at the time on his radio show, that he tried to speak to Barbra but she was in her own private section to view the movie. In reality, they apparently only walked the red carpet, so Howard needed a phony story for his radio show about why he didn't speak to his self-proclaimed good friend Barbra and her hubby Brolin at the movie screening. 

Barbra's Big Channel on SiriusXM starts in September as we wonder if her career has hit rock bottom yet making her a prime candidate for the pre-recorded Howard Stern show stale interview series where he uploads a sad SoundCloud excerpt on his website. Howard can make anything seem boring, like, I don't know how he does it. Even if you're interested in one of his celebrity interviews, while Stern is droning on and on you feel yourself heading towards the top of a high rise to jump off and go plummeting and splat on the pavement like a fly hitting a wall [which is what Beth always looks like].

In 2014 at that Apollo in the Hamptons event, Howard made sure to barge up to Barbra who had to tolerate the 6'3" stooge in lifts with the hair falling out of his glued weave blathering on and on about how famous he is while Beth was partying with the bartenders offering them all kinds of goodies in exchange for free booze not knowing it was an open bar [earth girls are easy...and stupid]. 

As readers of this blog are well aware, the Sterns have not been back to the Apollo in the Hamptons event since 2014 even though Stern pays for plugs in press releases. Howard admitted on his satellite radio show last week that he did not attend this year's Apollo in the Hamptons event because he was tired, right, tired of getting caught in lies since this blogger exposed him for paying for press items and not showing up at the event he plugged his name into in the first place. Howard has failed to address why he also did not show up to Beth's cover party for Social Life magazine on August 20, the same day as the Apollo event. I guess since he didn't pay for any publicity photos for Beth's cover party, he didn't need to explain his absence to his satellite radio listener.

Howard & Beth can't handle the consistent fame of supermodel and
super entrepreneur Heidi Klum, seen here barraged by paparazzi
clamoring for her photo on the red carpet for
the MTV video awards on August 28, 2016. The only press the Sterns
got this week was about attending a dinner party
on a stinky beach with crabby Streisand where guests gorged on
lobsters that were boiled and burned alive.

Oh, but wait, we've got another selfie of Howard's old man stick legs and shorts that was posted on Beth's loser Instagram show. Wow, Howard, I see you are still doing the headless and homeless selfies since you don't live in the Hamptons, right? 

But Howard still pays for those press items in the Forbes online list of the 100 richest celebs, as if he counts as a celeb, as his finances are hilariously misrepresented and vary weirdly since the stooge has to fund two channels on SiriusXM satellite radio and he gets an estimated actual take home salary of around 40 million. Go figure, well, he pays for these press items and it's all he's got. Oh yes, Forbes started this list in 1999 and Howard hopped right on it. You would think he had a friend in the printing office or something.

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