Beth's diversion?

It's finally here, that monthly advertisement for the Hamptons' stale real estate market and to advertise the shops and restaurants that are destined for bankruptcy, called Social Life magazine featuring once again, Princess Nobody from Pittsburgh. 

Howard Stern also got his mare plugged in that Daily Mail UK online website filled with gibberish featuring some of the photos of Beth from Social Life magazine since Howard knows no one will see it because it's just a free local Hamptons magazine that is dumped in the garbage every month. 

In the Daily Mail UK article, Howard advertises again that Beth was an FHM model, a magazine that Stern paid to get his wife into over 10 years ago until it went bankrupt and closed up shop in the US with its online publication service ending in 2015. Howard and Beth are just jealous of real models like the super famous superstar Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated model Heidi Klum, who not only has appeared on numerous issues of real magazines like Vogue and Elle, but now has her own line of lingerie aside from multiple TV shows and is a prime time Emmy award winner. Suck it Stern, all you could get was Miss Portly from Pittsburgh who claims to be 5'10" yet can barely see over the melon head of Katie Lee who is 5'7", unless Beth wears her standard 5" heels.

Photo is by Howard Stern, who unwittingly provided clear evidence
that Beth is NOT 5'10".

As this blogger has been reporting, Howard normally pays for a cover feature for Social Life magazine for his dullard wife and it's all to promote their animal charity gimmick so Howard can claim his amateur photos are a charitable tax write off for their foundation and for the charity where Beth is a self-proclaimed volunteer and spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League.

Photos were printed on the Daily Mail UK website.

Beth is a slumped frump in the Hamptons with Howard Stern again colorizing the phony photos and erasing Beth's liposuction marks across her ugly ribbed beef plank abdomen and airbrushing the lines and bumps, and trying to reduce those flabby upper thighs and created contours around her bizarre wide body. At least he just covered up her wonky, sagging breast implants for the cover photo.

Funny that this year, Beth's big issue will be released on August 13 as we wonder if the Sterns have lined up any sponsors for a cover party, all to possibly divert attention away from the fact that Beth is again not invited [as of this writing] to appear at the annual Hamptons Authors Night which is on August 13 this year. Beth made her debut at the Hamptons Authors Night in 2010 with her first book debacle "Oh My Dog" which consisted of 500 pages of boring drivel plagiarized and downloaded from the Internet about first aid for dogs, along with Beth's tips about how to pick the right dog to force your boyfriend into letting you move in with him and pretend the dog is your child. She horned in again in 2011 for the same book. NONE of her children's books about her bully cat Yoda who terrorizes kittens, have  been included at Authors Night in the Hamptons. Hmmm, wonder why.

Christie Brinkley is expected to be there this year revealing her secrets for timeless beauty by telling readers to only publish paintings of yourself and call them "photos". Gwyneth Paltrow is also scheduled to be there once again for yet another one of her recipe and lifestyle books so attendees can get an autographed book from the divorced superstar with the kids who like to dance on tables during dinnertime while Gwyneth stalks Coldplay concerts ensuring the kids get that mandatory 50 percent of dad's earnings.

Beth's former agents Mullet and Bloomfield have been MIA since all they could think of to market loser Beth was that first Yoda the cat book which started the horrific series of books about Yoda the cat, a cat that failed to trend anywhere and failed to get its own plush toy financed by a sponsor. As this blogger has reported, Beth used to give away Yoda plush toys with each of her cat adoptions where she dumps cats onto other people. She had to stop providing the plush cat toy since it was costing her money because her charity, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), refused to fund them since it was a publicity tool for Beth, not NSAL. Beth's horrible so-called childrens' books are designed for mentally demented children who want to learn how to throw kittens in a closet or lock them inside bedrooms and ignore them, which barely sold any copies that were not purchased in bulk by Robin Quivers and the paid superfan known as Mariann From Brooklyn, with Howard dumping the remaining books off shore somewhere over the rainbow hoping no one would notice.

OH right, did I forget to talk about Howard's big satellite studio guest this week? Hugh Grant? How interesting Howard gets the aged has-been bisexual bunch parading through his studio, oh, allegedly of course, as even though this one-note D-List actor was born into wealth and received  a "scholarship" to Oxford, he's as stupid as they come. You know, mommy and daddy didn't want to be embarrassed so they paid their little son's way through school, aside from the fact he's a ninny who whinnies after the hermaphrodite "models"...oooops, allegedly, while playing rough games with his former bisexual girlfriend who scored big in the baby arena and never has to worry about money ever again. Gosh, I bet these aged actors just love being pushed into the stale Stern satellite radio studio to sit for a scripted interview pretending they even knew that Howard was still alive and still reciting on-air drivel at his age.

Keep the comedy comin' Howard! We love your phony photos of Bethie, that hilarious "model" from nowhere that failed to launch except in the world of radio where you can't even sell that shit Howard TV anymore to anyone, right? I guess you will just have to bite that bullet and provide your boring interviews for free to Sirius subscribers. Ha ha ha, that's funny. Who knew I could write comedy.

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