As this blogger has been talking about for weeks, Howard Stern always pays for an issue of Social Life magazine to feature that beached Bethie, his do-nothing social pariah wife, and the magazine just announced she will be their August cover creature feature.
Social Life is a magazine any D Lister can pay to be in to plug themselves and Beth and Howard are always front and center to talk about how they donate zero to any charities, but collect donations from the public for their personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, to benefit the charity where Beth is a volunteer and paid spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League to fund a faux cat adoption center that never kicks off the ground. Howard always graciously "donates" his shit photographs of Beth, and of course Beth "donates" her shit children's books while donating zero of their own dough to any charitable causes, let alone their own.
So of course we get to see more pictures of Howard's aged pariah wife with the latest photo Beth posted on her Instagram unreality show. It's just a stupid overly colorized photo where Howard slapped a background into the photo of the ocean with a fuzzy giant space where the background was photoshopped into the photo with the bleached beached buttinsky Beth O'Stern flopped in the sand trying to hide her body. But this is all a dumped and divorced DJ could afford what with the ex-wifey taking about three quarters of the benched idiot's total net worth. The only thing his remaining nets could catch was a portly Pittsburgh polyester pants model. Poor guy, I guess I should feel sorry for him but I don't.
Here we go, let the Sterns have their moment taking over a free shit magazine that barely updates their website. Well, why bother when Twitter is free anyway, so they just posted on that site to let us know when Beth Buttinsky is hogging the cover. Oh yes, you pay for this, Howard pays, any D Lister pays since it is all self promotion for whatever you are selling, and we are not sure what Howard is selling here, maybe he wants a Special Ed Bikini line for deformed aged pariahs and Beth will be the model and spokesperson. It can be called "Botched Boob Bikinis" for the ill informed and outcasts with botched plastic surgery and wonky boobs who don't need a bikini anyway since they aren't invited anywhere but to the nearest shed to cover up and hide.
Much thanks to the Howard & Beth Stern Publicity Team who keeps providing awesome and endless content for this awesomely prolific blogger.
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Beth always takes the un-sexiest bikini photos. She looks like she's fallen and she can't get up. All that's missing is a medical alert button around her neck.
ReplyDeleteLook how stranger her head is, sitting on her neck. Something if off there. Like the head was cut and pasted back onto the neck. Bad Photoshop!
ReplyDeleteIs Howard so far gone that he can't see how pathetic he has become?
ReplyDeleteFootball head does not have an attractive face, its long and pointy. She's a perfect match for that decrepit old wig wearing pelican.
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