Poor Howard Stern is dealing with a lot of negative stuff these days after getting his can kicked back to his Sirius satellite radio job full time, meaning, no more summer job to fill in the pay gaps since finding a few more nephews and cousins that are latching onto that payroll and are taking over Stalag Beth in the Hamptons to help out the warden Frau Beth with juggling those photo prop cats and arranging a drive-by dumping session with her photographer in tow so she can brag that she is a big cat snatch & dumper and does nothing but throw cat food at them that she gets for free from her charity where she is a self-proclaimed spokesperson and volunteer, the North Shore Animal League.
Hey, the poor guy must have had a lot of errands to do around Long Island because he stuffed a cat in his rescue limo and shuttled it back from the veterinarian's office as we wonder what other errands the guy had to do that day along with that selfie monster he married who has been on lockdown in the Hamptons and lately, has not gotten into any of the regular Hamptons events, benefits, etc., this summer so she could get her photo in Hamptons Magazine as a giant buttinsky.
Howard is struggling with mediocrity and scrambling to drum up interest in his stale satellite radio show by constantly uploading sound bytes to the Internet of his scripted interviews with dull celebrities on their way down the fame ladder. In comparison, Rob Zombie is again on another nationwide super hit concert tour and finds time to do what? Oh, just help out poor shelter dogs who need a better, stable environment to be nurtured and adopted by real people who don't care about the number of paid followers on their Instagram site. Gosh, can Rob's fame soar any higher? Well, not higher than his generosity, that's for sure.
Heidi Klum is sure dealing with a lot of success, something Howard and Beth Stern don't need to fret about. They have none. She is all on board with the premiere of season 15 of her Emmy Award winning show Project Runway, where Heidi received an Emmy for hosting the show and Heidi and the show have received more nominations this time around.
Simon Cowell of "America's Got Talent" is still reeling from the aftershock of finally jettisoning the sputtering motor that was in flames and sinking his ship on NBC.
Have a great day Beth Fans as we enjoy a cup of cafe au lait over a gorgeous Richard Gere.
#loserhoward #bethbuttinsky #gorgeousgere
On Tuesday's show, Howard said, "I foot the bill at Long Island Vet Specialists," so I guess that's why he (instead of Beth) did the limo pickup of the cat from them. Kind of like when George Costanza wanted credit for buying Elaine "the big salad."
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