No, I don't mean the musical group, but the latest Star Trek movie debacle and piece of garbage since Trekkers and Trekkies don't care about quality just quantity for their space opera featuring gender nonspecific men in space suits and stupid special f/x makeup and robot bimbos in boots reading from a script attempting to sound like they have a few brain cells still alive. On Tuesday's episode of Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show, he was praising and applauding the new Star Trek movie because he got free access to view the movie right before its release since the movie studio knows it stinks. Why else would they enlist Howard Stern to talk it up and try and sell it to his same stale group of stagnate subscribers of his dead satellite rocketing to nowhere very fast.
On Tuesday's boring stale satellite radio show, Howard's fan was thrilled to hear another standard pre-recorded interview with questions pre-approved by the celebrity guest, this time it was with Mila Kunis of That 70's Show who has admitted defeat and agreed to do the Reaper's satellite radio show. Of course, everyone knows she married her co-star Ashton Kutcher from that same show, who has a few murdered girlfriends in his history, of course he was innocent in everything, I am not implying otherwise. Did Howard talk about their love of men who cross-dress? You know, all those stories about how she dated that transvestite Macaulay Culkin. According to the Crazy Days and Nights website, it is no secret Macaulay loves to wear ladies clothing at home and loves to walk around town and not be identified much like the history of Bruce Jenner, now Catzilla Hogsworth of the warlords of reality TV who thinks all that plastic surgery on his aged face makes him look young and beautiful.
Jenner's got those mirrors at home all soaped up to look gorgeous much like Howard does in his private apt away from Beth Stern and her unreality show on Instagram where she posts random shoe, newspaper, and headless photos of her dearly departed husband, meaning, he has departed from that Hamptons Hellhole/O Family Encampment with the blind and fat cat photo props lying around as Howard claims to pay for all vet bills for all the cats, including the foster cats, when everyone knows this game. It's called charging the costs back to your own charitable animal foundation. Celebs do this all the time. Yawn. Howard is so sad and pathetic, gosh, when everyone knows he's a bullshitter and nothing else while talking up the wife's unreality show on Instagram begging producers to give her something other than those shows for the loser Hallmark Channel featuring a bunch of cats forced to play with cat toys on a continuous and monotonous video loop with Beth yelling about something incoherently before each commercial break.
The gossipers are reporting that Miss Mila's hubby Ashton is a giant [literally] spoiled rotten brat, is rude to fans, allegedly loves coke [hmm, wonder if it's the soda?] and he allegedly stinks [literally]. But Howard knows about this stuff and can sniff out dirt whenever he can to squeeze a TV job or two out of you for himself or his dullard wife Beth, who murdered the TV show "True Beauty" in its 2nd season. Beth got that show as part of an undisclosed settlement agreement with ABC and Telepictures Productions when Howard sued for their show "Are You Hot" claiming they stole it from his loser radio show. Since the TV show was a crashing failure, they just settled with the old fart out of court and Princess Old Fart got a judging job on "True Beauty" on ABC for only one season and her can was kicked back to NY and the show canceled permanently.
Mila has set up a production company for various TV projects and enlisted Rob Zombie to direct and produce a limited run show on the Starz cable network called "Trapped". It's a horror comedy about a couple terrorized in their home by psychos. Rumor has it this project has been scrapped since a certain Buttinsky couple named Howard and Beth kept phoning RZ badgering him to let them appear as themselves in the production.
Jenner's got those mirrors at home all soaped up to look gorgeous much like Howard does in his private apt away from Beth Stern and her unreality show on Instagram where she posts random shoe, newspaper, and headless photos of her dearly departed husband, meaning, he has departed from that Hamptons Hellhole/O Family Encampment with the blind and fat cat photo props lying around as Howard claims to pay for all vet bills for all the cats, including the foster cats, when everyone knows this game. It's called charging the costs back to your own charitable animal foundation. Celebs do this all the time. Yawn. Howard is so sad and pathetic, gosh, when everyone knows he's a bullshitter and nothing else while talking up the wife's unreality show on Instagram begging producers to give her something other than those shows for the loser Hallmark Channel featuring a bunch of cats forced to play with cat toys on a continuous and monotonous video loop with Beth yelling about something incoherently before each commercial break.The gossipers are reporting that Miss Mila's hubby Ashton is a giant [literally] spoiled rotten brat, is rude to fans, allegedly loves coke [hmm, wonder if it's the soda?] and he allegedly stinks [literally]. But Howard knows about this stuff and can sniff out dirt whenever he can to squeeze a TV job or two out of you for himself or his dullard wife Beth, who murdered the TV show "True Beauty" in its 2nd season. Beth got that show as part of an undisclosed settlement agreement with ABC and Telepictures Productions when Howard sued for their show "Are You Hot" claiming they stole it from his loser radio show. Since the TV show was a crashing failure, they just settled with the old fart out of court and Princess Old Fart got a judging job on "True Beauty" on ABC for only one season and her can was kicked back to NY and the show canceled permanently.
Mila has set up a production company for various TV projects and enlisted Rob Zombie to direct and produce a limited run show on the Starz cable network called "Trapped". It's a horror comedy about a couple terrorized in their home by psychos. Rumor has it this project has been scrapped since a certain Buttinsky couple named Howard and Beth kept phoning RZ badgering him to let them appear as themselves in the production.
Oh, don't laugh over there Mr. Brain. Yep, we call him that since he is so smart and dodgy and is never in town for that interview with Howard Stern since he would have to admit he never had sex with that woman, Miss Bethie O'Mystery Woman, with no past that is present. Yes, we mean Brian Van Holt who has a murdered girlfriend in his history too, Juliana Redding. She modeled for Maxim magazine and lived in Santa Monica with Braino in Venice Beach hooking up with the locals whenever he got a chance. Yes, we remember he dated Howard's gal pal Courteney Cox for a short time, I guess she couldn't afford his fees.
In Heidi news, she was all over the airwaves on Tuesday and her flawlessly long legs were featured on The Tonight Show and of course she was on "America's Got Talent" with George Lopez as a guest judge. Gosh, Howard was passed over for this guy? Hilarious, but don't stop those barrage of emails and telephone calls, Howard. I am sure Simon is just too busy to return your calls, don't take it personal [snicker snicker snicker].
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Re your mention of George Lopez's guest judge appearance on AGT while Howard is passed over, Lopez does have a current sitcom on TV Land called "Lopez." All Howard currently has is a weave that appears to be molting.
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