The Big O

Tony Award winner Oprah
posed with [prior] Tony Award
winner Barbra Streisand
at the 70th Annual Tony Awards.

Big O as in Beth O? Oh god no, don't make me spit up my vodka and tomato juice. Big Oprah Winfrey is a winner again, gosh, we wonder if she gets tired of all her success even at her ripe old age of 62...hmmm.....the same age as that Howard Stern, who could never launch his ass off that radio dial and who has been stuck there for 40 years with finally breaking into a summer filler prime time television reality show for a brief four years before he was once again rejected and sent back to his same stale radio job. Yes, as one of the producers of the revival of "A Color Purple" Oprah won a Tony at the 70th Annual Tony Awards held on Sunday while Howard Stern prepped for his stale satellite radio show by practicing hitting that "play" button on his tape-recorder filled with old stale celebrity interviews that have yet to be aired on his lost satellite dish.

This blogger has already informed readers that Steve Martin's musical was a flop and that's why he was forced to plug it on Howard's satellite radio show to Howard's little tiny same stale group of listeners huddled around one satellite receiver, as if Martin thinks they can get to NY to see any Broadway show let alone his loser dismal musical that will inspire no one to do anything but get tickets to better shows the next time their bus hits NY.

Beth Stern, Miss Broadway backstabber, oops, backstager, backpacker wackpacker seemed to be a no-show once again at the Tonys this year even though one of her Broadway buddies, Zachary Levi [photo, right], is starring on Broadway and was nominated [and lost] for a Tony award on Sunday as best leading actor in a musical for "She Loves Me" which is the third adaptation of a Hungarian play called "Parfumerie" which was made into the movie "A Shop Around the Corner" and the movie "You've Got Mail". 

Some people might remember good ol' Zach got Beth a bit part in his old TV show "Less Than Perfect" in 2003, where Beth played a balding model with short legs who was from a foreign country and could hardly speak English yet spoke fluent gibberish, much like Beth in real life. So she got a guest spot and was never asked back which is usual for any TV show Beth can horn in on using old acquaintances to let her in the locked back door. Oh, they may let her in the back door but she lets no one in her back door unless you give her the key to your Manhattan penthouse until you run out of there screaming and get your own secret hideout in a village away from the selfie monster who claims every guy is hitting on her when they just want to smack her in the head to get her to shut up. Beth was known to give out her new phone number at the Manhattan penthouse to anyone she knew or ever knew, then when you called her she told Howard you were stalking her. So that is what you are dealing with here. Beth has finally instigated and maneuvered her way into a lonely selfie existence with paid followers on Instagram and is sequestered to being a lonely menopausal loser stuck with Howard Stern who can get her nothing on television except a 3 minute appearance talking up cats. How embarrassing.

Giselle was on the cover
of Vogue in 2001. Go cry in your
pillow Beth, you were never Vogue
material but you are Howard Stern
loser fug material.

In the episode, Beth played the character Joelle, which is mighty close to her "cousin's" name Noel [accent on the "e"]. Hmmm, the plot thickens as much as that stuff inside Beth Stern's thick football head. You pronounce it like No-el, as in Joe - Elle. Beth has always been insanely jealous of real models in Vogue magazine, so her character was in the December 2001 issue of Vogue, as if that is believable with Miss Football head with the horse teeth and who is barely over 5'7" in her bare man's feet.

Broadway showed solidarity and support for the innocent victims of a shooting in an Orlando, Florida nightclub on Saturday by wearing silver ribbons while Beth and Howard show support for no one since they rarely communicate except via text so they have a written record of what was said in case it all ends up in a court room in a nasty divorce battle and they need a mediator while claiming it was an amicable divorce. But, that would never happen with these love birds who are out of their tree.