Howard Struggling for Publicity on AGT Tuesday

Each Tuesday is difficult for the ousted judge of NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) Howard Stern, and it's costing him overtime with those psycho bills where his aged doc has to hear all about how Simon Cowell stole Howard's job when there was no job to steal. Howard's contract was not renewed and the show packed up and moved back to a community property state. So no more Howard Stern because Beth Stern would have gotten an automatic 50 percent of his earnings. So, Howard has to stage publicity stunts or promote TV shows airing opposite AGT to try and sabotage the hit summer show since he's in a frizzy tizzy over the fact AGT is soaring above all the competition on Tuesday nights sans Stern, the balding boulder who was weighing down that judges' table where he had to be jettisoned or no judges would have been saved.

On Tuesday's stale satellite radio show, Howard held a tired old contest called "Stump the Booey" which is just a music trivia contest of songs from the 1980's which sent Howard's listener scrambling to turn to Radio Andy. The contestant for this contest was a columnist from US Magazine who just happened to trot into the studio to play the game with Gary Dell'Abate, the Stern show's useless producer of nothing. Howard is having problems with tabloids in general since losing Marianne Garvey when she got canned, I mean quit, the NY Daily News because she always printed full page giant photos of Beth O and that led to her being asked to leave since Beth is a giant nobody who kept getting featured in Marianne's column. But Howard is forced to wine and dine the tabloid people no matter what they do for the tabloid because he is desperate for press and publicity for his dead career. Well, surprise surprise, Miss Film Critic just happened to not only win the contest but she donated her prize money to Howard Stern via the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), a charity that has employed BETH STERN for over ten years. Gosh Howard, what a trouper! Taking that dough and skimming off the top, right? How much does NSAL pay Beth to take selfies and she calls it charity work?

Howard's finances are suffering since he lost that second job working for AGT during the summer. He's hanging by a thin weaved strand and we just hope Howard's failing health and shrinking wallet holds out a little longer or Beth will have to start a fire sale, you know, like with her former apartment just around the block from the Manhattan Man Cave of Howard Stern where about 12 years ago or so, Beth had a fire, flood, cave-in, all reported by Howard years ago on his radio show - Miss Fire Bug will have to liquidate without those feral cats in tow.

Howard is trying different publicity stunts each week to try and prove he is better than Simon Cowell. So now we are back to the charity gimmick and Howard with his big act of being a tireless selfie worker where he nabs contest money and gives it to NSAL where Beth gets a cut of every donation as their paid official fundraiser and paid official spokesperson.

Some nerve Howard's got. Where's your money Howard? Beth is always badgering the public to fund a cat adoption center at NSAL that Beth keeps saying will break ground for four years now, and it's supposed to happen this year. Gosh, can't afford a kitten closet at NSAL, Howard? Gotta keep collecting that dough from your radio show sponsors, contest sponsors, the public, celebrity stooges, and whomever since you have no money to support that selfie monster you married and her brood. How many fucking "cousins" does Beth have stashed around Pittsburgh? Who knew Beth could fuck anyway since all she does is go down on Howard, according to Howard. 

Yes, Howard is suddenly brave now that it appears there is human proof Beth is NOT a hermaphrodite or a guy so he is braggin' about holding a hermaphrodite beauty contest on his satellite radio show since Beth suddenly appeared with her COUSIN, ha ha ha, when we all thought Beth was at least a guy or at least one sex not two, since a hermaphrodite can't give birth to cousins, right? I don't know, maybe test tube, lab rat, invitro, but she has no vitro, right? Gosh, what a mystery.

Here's where your NSAL donations are going suckers! Selfies for Bethie and her purebred cats she "rescues" from breeders having an overstock sale. Yes, taking pictures of cats is deemed charity work by cheapskates Howard and Beth Stern. If and when the NSAL cat adoption center is built, I can't wait for the amount the Sterns donated to appear in print and is not just hearsay by Howard blathering nonsense from a satellite lost in space.

I know too easy, but if I heard correctly, Howard said on Tuesday's satellite radio show that he works on the phone when he's not in that seat at the Sirius studios? I mean duh, he is on ISDN a lot of times phoning in his radio show like his fat sidekick who survived staged cancer after having tantrums and meltdowns since her agent was getting her nothing but a shit recipe book where she said she got cancer after writing it. I mean, what a fucking joke Stern is as he hides from Beth and her menopausal meltdowns in his own village man cave. Most of his stupid stale show is pre-recorded anyway, I mean, how hilarious. We know in between his scripted boredom on a satellite he badgers producers nonstop for a job on television where they all have to change their phone numbers and email - ooooops, no email for shrewd Howard Stern because email can be hacked, right? Only phones for Howard and they have a scrambler installed on them so no eavesdropping by Beth and her lawyers Shargel & Cutler.

Howard holds onto his record of having zero influence on anything or anybody and is not relevant to anything as the power of Howard Stern is a big nothing once again. No notables showed up to the opening night of Steve Martin's musical "Bright Star" because it was DOA. Martin even promoted his musical on the Howard Stern satellite radio show where Howard's stagnate 112 listeners can barely afford a Starbucks' between them let alone theater tickets.