Beth's Bit Bites

I don't know, was it about three minutes of Beth Stern on Thursday? Beth broke free from the Stern stable and barged onto The Today Show with Howard's cross dressing buddy Matt Lauer, who was stuck interviewing the useless dolt on television with some vague animal adoption gimmick because Hoda Yoda and Kathie Lee Gifford have had it with trying to communicate with the fried brains of Howard Stern's rarely vertical stable nag. They have cried to producers that they cannot come up with more dumb games to play with Beth and they think Matt should have to deal with the selfie monster. So Matt Lauer was tagged and he was it but he rushed her through her segment since it was a horrendous debacle with terrified animals paraded on stage so Beth can play celebrity. Since The Today Show was paying for the airtime, Matt had to speed things up and break for a commercial from paid advertisers with bouncers quickly trying to wrap up Beth and bundle her back into her waiting SUV.

The Today Show is broadcast on Sirius satellite radio, so you see the connection with Howard Stern. Beth wore a fat mom dress and had to tell Matt that he was kissing Howard [the cat]. With lines like that you can see why Howard Stern is still stuck on the radio and nobody can stand Beth. The plug got her plugs in for her upcoming tiresome gimmick of forcing cats to play with cat toys with some pre-taped debacle of the same cats on a continuous monotonous video loop to mimic the Olympic games that will be aired in August however Beth said it was another "Kitten Bowl" which is not the title of the show, it's the "Kitten Summer Games" but what can you expect from a flustered football head who could not care less about animals. So Beth blurted that out along with saying Howard is a pussy which was so hilarious [ha ha] that it apparently was cut out of the video posted on The Today Show website because producers were dumbfounded at the scripted drivel that came out of Howard Stern's stupid 112 Production that he got stuck with because of a mistake which allegedly happened 21 years ago and now we are all suffering.  Yes, suddenly cats named Howard & Matt had to be pushed onto The Today Show so Beth could try and be edgy because Howard is desperate for publicity since getting kicked off television for the millionth time and he can't even sell that gawd awful "Howard TV" to any pigeons since Howard's last subscription based service on cable TV died a slow death due to lack of subscribers. 

We remember one of the episodes from last year, when Hoda Yoda and Kathie Lee had to play a game to see if Beth could name a few of the famous cartoon cats. I mean, it was so embarrassing that it sent Beth grabbing iron and hunting down that flabby assed Howard Stern demanding an explanation of why she was subjected to playing that embarrassing game on national television, especially since the game was so hard.

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SiriusXM has a stable filled with channels, special programming and contracts with a bunch of corporations in between selling a ton of airtime to advertisers so they can make a profit and stay afloat while the Stern side of the building is sinking. So, Sirius promotes Howard Stern and Howard has to promote Beth, so it works out to get Beth on TV and get Howard's name mentioned since he is in a mad panic to show up Simon Cowell and he is just embarrassing himself at this point. Howard normally writes a few one-liners for his fruit loop wife to blurt out on camera hoping he can sell those sound bytes to tabloids or just get them posted online since Howard is completely out of his mind with desperation after each week of NBC's "America's Got Talent" since he was not asked to renew his contract since the show was packing up and moving back to California, a safe distance away from Howard and from Miss Beth Photobomb who explodes all over her Instagram site that looks like a mine field of kitten shrapnel with Beth stuck in randomly to show off her crooked saggy boob job or her latest round of nips, tucks and blown-up botox butt faced grimaces.

Read it and weep some more Howard. Simon Cowell can make
this kid a star whether or not she wins
the top prize on "America's Got Talent" since
Simon is a music mogul and top producer while
Howard Stern is busy posing for photos of himself
staring at his asshole.

While Bethie was fucking with pussies on Thursday, the beautiful people were supporting a real charitable event in New York, the amfAR event that Howard and Beth continue to ignore time and time again since they refuse to donate any of their time or cash to any human causes other than promoting their useless lives and falling facelifts.

The beautiful supermodel Naomi Campbell received an award at the 7th Annual amfAR Inspiration Gala, New York, at Skylight at Moynihan Station, June 9. Kelly Osbourne brought her purse dog and Wendy Williams took to the stage with the gorgeous Andreja Pejic looking flawless on the red carpet.







Wasn't Howard spotted ogling the gorgeous male models at the amfAR gala event on Thursday? While Beth was busy playing house frau to a bunch of cats, sources are saying a giant frizz bomb was set off in the far corner of the room when a buff model walked by his table as Felix the Tailor and Ralph the Stylist had to put the radio DJ back together.

Poor Beth is stuck with waiting until everyone turns 21 before she can reveal anymore "cousins" of hers that look just like her as it seems this little secret is killing at the cafe tables around town as everyone waits for the Sterns to waltz by and the hushed giggles are quite audible even to the diminished hearing of the aged shock jock who has worn headphones his whole life and even wears them to bed the few times he is in residence at Stalag Beth to drown out a certain woman who never goes to bed until her camera phone runs out of storage.

Heidi goes for the gold as she was spotted in New York on June 9 wearing a small ring on her wedding-ring finger. Gossipers are wondering just what happened when she was in Cannes recently with her billionaire boy toy Vito Schnabel. Sources are saying that Simon Cowell has been smitten by the blonde beauty even though both are in committed relationships. We wonder if Vito is finally staking his claim on the supermodel with this blogger reporting quite some time ago, that documents have already been signed to make things clearer in any marriage contract. I guess we just have to watch what happens amidst claims that this boss lady will never remarry.

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