The Fun Group

While Howard Stern is busy pre-taping a bunch of dull material for his stale satellite radio show for the same set of subscribers, Simon Cowell is stealing headlines with his much anticipated return to television as a super judge of his own show, "America's Got Talent" (AGT) since finally Stern was forced off the table after getting the "X" from NBC since they were moving the show back to Los Angeles, along with that pariah Beth O, who had the nerve last season to sell seats in the name of her charitable gimmick to make herself famous, where she auctioned off seats next to her in the audience at a taping of AGT yet the winners were never made public and no photos emerged of the people who won the bidding, much like Howard who hides from Beth's Instagram camera with the headless selfies or she uses the stuffed stand-in to pretend that Howard visits crazy town in the Hamptons where Beth is running a transfer station for captured feral cats before they are dumped onto foster homes or onto people who already adopted them through the charity where she collects a salary as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League.

Simon Cowell is finally free of Howard Stern the ratings killer, although as previously stated on this blog, sources are saying that Howard has been bugging the media mogul to make an appearance this summer as a guest judge since Howard loves those faux fights in the press he conjures up and it would look like Simon needs to make peace with the aged dinosaur and Howard wants to horn in on the anticipated huge increase in viewers this year due to Simon Cowell's debut on the show. Howard also tries to trick someone into giving him a freebie trip to the West Coast at least once a year to visit one of his daughters including a pest who was discovered in a dig in the desert of California where he thought he buried her many years ago but she keeps turning up in the oddest places as sources allege that Beth's three stepdaughters are fighting it out with their new "cousin" in Trust Fund WrestleMania II.

Fans can't wait for the return of Simon Cowell
to a judge's table as Howard Stern discovered
no talent and he can't make anyone a star not
even himself or that thing he married.

Beth is focusing on her big career right now as a useless cat snatcher desperate to have a camera pointed at her 24/7 with stooges waiting in the wings to adopt a cat they already adopted yet are forced to have Beth pretend she does anything but badger the cats for about 10 days and then stages a big tax write-off limo ride around Jersey visiting her fans that exist in her head dumping cats and posting endless selfies on Instagram and calling it charity work.

Will Howard have the nerve to show up at work next week and face the music that Simon Cowell was called in to save AGT from Howard the ratings killer? I guess we have to watch what happens as Howard fights to deliver the same mediocrity to his same group of subscribers to a burnt out satellite that keeps getting lost in space and nobody is looking for it.