Butt, Where's Beth?

Beth O'Stern is facing another summer season of being an ignored pariah in the Hamptons since she and Howard Stern have no work products, are influential to no one, produce nothing but boredom that you have to pay for if you want to listen to Howard's stale satellite radio show on SiriusXM. So, if Beth can't sneak through the bushes and horn in on something on Memorial Day, she is out of luck. However, Beth failed to get into the big Hamptons magazine Memorial Day issue and has not been featured on the cover of the magazine since 2011. Beth only gets in the lifestyle magazines in those photos scrunched on one or two pages when Beth crashes a few local parties and she's featured in group shots with invited guests in the editorial sections of the magazines.  We have to wait and see if Howard has enough cash this season to coerce someone into featuring his rarely vertical pariah once again in Hamptons magazine, when all she does now is badger the public for money to help pay expenses on that Hamptons Hellhole housing captured feral cats she uses as photo props she calls charity work and to make people think she's a nice person when she's just something to be avoided.

2016 Memorial Day Issue

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Drew Barrymore celebrated her Hamptons cover on Saturday dressing down and comfortable for the event as she does not appear to be a pretentious selfie monster like someone else we know that had to buy her way into the Hamptons to get attention in the first place and spread some dough around to the animal charities so the worker bees would keep their property clear of certain pests of the animal kind along with keeping snoopers at bay or in the bay or in the harbor with binoculars as they see quite a lot of the selfie monster hilariously playing "model" on the beach with spies hiding in plain sight on their boats having fun.

Gwyneth Paltrow and the Ashley twins are in the current issue of

Hamptons magazine but not Beth, who only has a dead website:

Beth O was busy fumbling around wondering what day it was and in a stupid stupor on Instagram as we wonder who screwed up this time. Was it Beth, Amy or "the help" in the Hamptons since Beth isn't there anyway, right? In Florida this past week? The Sterns seem to go there every three months for Botox & Filler R&R. 

Notice below that Beth thought May 29 was a Monday. Even the cat knows Beth is fucked up in the head:

Yes, this photo was posted on Beth's Instagram site on Sunday when Beth thought it was Monday already.
Poor dear, those days just drag on don't they? Yep, Beth was ignored this weekend and we
have to see if anything comes up for her on this Memorial Day while her hubby
is scrambling for content for his gawd awful Sirius satellite radio show with Sirius execs trying to
break the tether on his satellite so the idiot will get lost in space.

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Jason Binn is single since splitting with the wife earlier this year and we wonder if Bethie is hot on the midget's trail to see if she can get some private time with the gnome since she has failed to score a cover of his magazines, like DuJour or Ocean Drive and was not seen at his Memorial Day party held on May 29 in the Hamptons. 

Devorah Rose is the editor that handles the cover photos and stories
except for the issue Howard Stern produces for Bethie O'Nobody. 
She's the frump blonde in the photos with the bigger implants
to even out all that weight she gained in her hips and thighs
with the shorty legs getting shorter each year.

All Beth has is that free public site called Instagram, chock full of amazingly horrible photos of the same group of cats, and shows the cats rotating in and out of Beth's prison camp in the Hamptons, Stalag Beth, while Howard books double time with his double team of helpers who are calming him down as Simon Cowell prepares to take center stage at the premiere of Season 11 of "America's Got Talent" on Tuesday.