Pajama Games

Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom anyone could wish for, like mother like daughter, we are both Dames and well-deserving of that honour and self admiration. Mom is the new face in the pajama game for sleepwear designer Peter Alexander and is featured in his new campaign.

Love Dame Edna's original chinchilla bathrobe
perfect for Mother's Day, lounging around
the castle taking a break from fame.

Dad? Well, we don't talk about him anymore. He had a commercial pilot's license with his own airplane and decided to take a solo trip abroad in his own plane in search of Beth O's European modeling photos. He had a few leads since he is a pilot and contacted the pilot Howard Stern talked about on his satellite radio show. Howard related a story that Beth was flying over Greece and her seat was actually the pilot's lap. Yes, Howard bragged about this on the air, I am not making this up [as if DBM has to make up anything but her bed on the maid's day off]. 

So, my dad contacted the pilot to confirm this story, a pilot who is now in the Witness Protection Program on a small island off the coast of, well, I can't say since he would have to move if I disclosed the location. Anyway, that pilot confirmed that Beth was in his lap during the flight over Greece and helped land the plane [sort of, I mean her hands were on his stick], but that's because that's what she and her girlfriends paid for. It was a chartered trip for a bunch of college drop-outs with some dough to spend since their daddies were all in the insurance [fraud] game. We remember one person was convicted of a felony for insurance fraud, Beth O's Daddy O who surrendered his dental license to state authorities. But, the question remains, was Beth a model in Greece? Howard claims Beth modeled "everywhere" yet has produced zero photos of "everywhere" [is that a name brand of something?]. Anyway, Beth did horn in on a free magazine insert for the chartered airplane company where she modeled an oxygen mask and that's where the story ends. Another dead end. After that, the story gets murky since dad stopped phoning and somehow he ended up chasing down a lead in the Bermuda Triangle and that's the last we have heard from him and it's been about ten years. The authorities contacted us and they said that ALL of Beth's European modeling photo searches mysteriously end up in the Bermuda Triangle and that my dad was just another casualty. Yes, we found out that other people have tried to find Beth's European modeling photos and have never been seen or heard from again. Oh well, c'est la vie.