Nope, Dame Beth-Man is not going to the Kentucky Derby this year yet Howard Stern still has a horse in the race for super stardom as 112 Productions is gearing up to launch their menopausal mare Beth O once again and run her around that same ol' tired track and start badgering the morning talk show hosts to let Beth on their shows to brag about her big life of snatching and dumping her photo prop cats onto other people in record time while posting a bunch of photos everyday of the same group of cats ad nauseam on that free site called Instagram since Howard Stern is too cheap to set her up with her own website because all his money is going to those paid pigeon followers on Instagram that praise the mare every time she throws her head up along with her breakfast since she is flying high all night and crashes around 1 p.m. and calls it meditation. Beth is also starting her training for her summer Olympic games of crashing parties in the Hamptons and pretending her invitation got lost by a carrier pigeon. Beth has a gold medal already in the art of party crashing with her limo driver in tow as she jumps out with a photographer, grabs some free booze and poses with any notables hanging around before jumping head first back into her waiting car before security catches on that she is an unknown nobody stalking the Hamptons thinking that being married to Howard Stern means anything other than she's stupid.
Remember this hilarious appearance? On December 16, 2014, Beth read "T'was the Night Before Christmas" as a part of a series of pre-show readings of that book by various people, like Andy Cohen and Nick Cannon in 2014. The show was the annual Rockettes Christmas spectacular and Beth was one of the horninskys famous for nothing but that first book about her bully cat Yoda. The public was unaware of who Beth was and asked for their money back for the free pre-show book reading since her screeching and obnoxious speech impediment ruined their lives and you can't get back time that's been wasted on Howard Stern's old gray mare [gray under that huge bleached wig helmet and that balding receding hairline].
Hope everyone has a fun day at the races and no, please don't tell your favorite horse to "break a leg", that only works on Broadway.
It was too funny that Prince actually used not celebrating birthdays as his reason for dodging Howard's bore-athon Birthday Bash. Now I'm thinking Prince faked his own death to get Gary to stop pestering him to go on Howard's snoozefest radio show.
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