
You know, Instagram, that free site Howard Stern uses to make his aging wife famous since he refuses to fund her own TV series, her own reality show, or her own animal show on television and uses that free site showing Beth always on the floor doing a lot of nothing yet badgering the public for money to build a proposed cat adoption center at NSAL instead of using her own money while bragging about her wealth while her stooge husband sits and waits for his limo ride back to the Village away from Crazy Town and Crazy Ass Beth. Hey, Howard isn't spending his own money on her, yet they have both deemed themselves celebrities that promote no charities but the ones they make money off of, yes NSAL and BFF. You know NSAL, where the rich do-nothings dump their purebred inbred animals, the ones that don't sell, or when they need a bunch of feral cats cleared off their properties to build their homes, much like what Beth did herself when Howard bought some property in the Hamptons since losing his marital Hamptons home to the ex-wife where it was sold and Howard had to find a new place in the Hamptons so that Beth can barge into parties and attempt to get into the free magazines available at the Hamptons real estate offices. Oh yes, the bulldozers killing all those pesky creatures on their vacant lot was worth it to make way for the builders to start on their love nest with their alleged chick being shuttled around so no one could track it and was supposedly raised in California, Connecticut and Pittsburgh. But, Howard had to buy property in both the Hamptons and Florida or Beth wouldn't get into those free awesome lifestyle magazines or free newspaper inserts in the Sunday papers.
Howard announced on his satellite radio show that "our"
cousin Noel Clare graduated from college to name drop it was with Tiffany Trump.
cousin Noel Clare graduated from college to name drop it was with Tiffany Trump.
With Beth's latest Yoda the cat book about his blind buddy [who had to be forcibly taken from Beth's clutches since it was dying of something and Beth never said what it was and its vet had to keep the cat for good since Beth is an unstable pseudo foster mother], Howard knew not to order a million cases this time since he is still stuck with Beth's first two books, "Oh My Dog" featuring plagiarized downloaded dog first aid info from the Internet and then the first Yoda the Cat book which failed to get included at the Hamptons Library Author's Night in 2015 [the book came out in late 2014] and now the Sterns are dumping them onto school systems along the Eastern seaboard like there's no tomorrow, and there won't be unless Howard can conjure up some way to make a profit off the sinkhole swamp land he bought named Beth O.
Gosh, I was so busy being jealous of Beth's boring Saturday I forgot to be jealous of her stupid Sunday where she devises ways to dump more cats onto real foster homes and clear the decks for more cats to fill her empty life and fill her football head with delusions she has a bargaining tool to get more of the Stern dough out of that fridge where her assets will be frozen once it's discovered that she faked a DNA test years ago. So much is on the horizon to be jealous of where Beth is concerned I might need to seek advice on how to glue cats to my body and photograph it for the tax man so I can get a bit of tax relief for the ride to the harbor where the yacht is docked. Hey, it might be worth a try.
Hi DBM,
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We love u dame beth man! Keep giving us the inside scoop on that wig wearing fraud Howie! Ur blog rules, I check it out all the time! I always wonder how many people check this site out, and that gets me thinking about the stern show staff. They definitely read this regularly. If so..... Jason ur a disgusting slob, will Murray please get aids n die, and Benny, ur whole life is just schtick, how sad is that. Seriously, get a wife and have a kid, do something meaningful in life instead of hang around ivy superuser. Keep it up DBM we're rooting for you!
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