Howard & Beth Snubbed Again?

It's been like 16 years in a row [ever since Howard admitted that Beth was all he could score in the way of a girlfriend] Howard Stern and his short legged fattie he calls a model, Beth O'Nobody, failed to get the annual invitation to the biggest night for celebrities in the entertainment, music and fashion world where we wonder why Beth Ostrosky Stern has never walked the red carpet for the annual Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in New York, where everyone who is anybody is there and you cannot get in without your name printed on an invitation, no sneak-in Bethie as some stooge pigeon's plus one. Yet we think if Beth ever stole an invited person and tied and gagged them and stuffed them in her closet at the kitten HQ processing center in Manhattan and whited out their name on the invitation and typed in her own, she would go into shock from all the camera flashes having achieved nirvana in her selfie world where she believes that she is a famous superstar and globally famous model with only fat pants photos to prove it from the 1990's before Howard Stern bought the bitch a contract and proceeded to make her a laughing stock of the nation since she was just any troll around NY looking to score a married dope, excuse me, idiot. Howard, OMG, no one can stand that idiot, as that was the name given to him by the NY Daily News in 2014 since that scared crow thinks that hacking into email is equal to the terrorists attacks in NY on 9/11 where innocent people suffered and lost their lives. 

Of course the gorgeous Colin Farrell was at the Met gala event on May 2nd in NY.

The fug in charge of Vogue Magazine Anna Wintour. You don't get into the Met gala event without her permission, oh yes, she will have you shot on site if you try and sprint across the red carpet and break inside the event. Anna proceeded to tank Vogue Magazine big time with her boring editorial sections and letting that big tank Oprah buy a cover shot in 1998 and more recently, that famous for nothing Kim Kardashian and her loser husband who paid for a cover since Wintour is all about the bucks and not much else. Surprisingly, Anna Wintour looked exactly like this since she was 8 years old, Yes, fugly is forever.

Yes, in case you don't recognize her, that's Madonna, the old lady with the huge flabby thighs that needs to think about retiring to the wig farm in the sky.

Taylor Swift putting the fat-ass set to shame looking slim and hot at the Met gala event on May 2nd. Where were Howard and Beth? Oh right, not invited since he's a stooge on pay radio with pre-recorded boredom with a wife who modeled fat pants in ads in tabloids and hometown newspapers for the plastic grocery bag brigade.

Gorgeous Nicole Kidman made an impressive showing along with her adorable son at the Met gala event on May 2nd.

Howard hates talent, since it's foreign to him and it avoids him and on Monday's stale satellite radio show he dissed Prince since Prince had talent and Howard hates that, aside from making sure everyone knew that Robin Quivers hobbled into the studio at some point since they've got to tape a bunch of segments for this week's horrible shows featuring nonstop boredom. The Howard Stern Satellite Radio Show is the pit in the giant peach that is Sirius, oh, do I mean it's the core, the center? No, the part you throw in the garbage. Connie Chung was at the Sirius satellite studios on May 2 and we wonder if Howard hung around to record an interview with her. We know his listener would love to hear a report from the Commie closet. Sources say everyone hates her, just ask Barbara Walters, Diane Sawyer and Nancy Sinatra if you want details.

So when will Howard stage another coup and start things going to get his facelift back on TV? Was all that giant expense account wasted on his face? He is rarely seen at the Sirius studios since he mostly is not there aside from the fact he is bloated most of the time and will only be seen in headless selfies pretending he lives with Beth when he rarely sees the selfie monster since he's afraid of her. Ever see what happened to Wonky the feral cat? Beth named him that and posted photos of him on her Instagram site. Beth would not show her Instagram fans how or where he was found and only stated days after the cat died that it was found in the bushes on her property. Did a Mustang trample it? Did a black town car sideswipe it? Or the SUV of death when Beth decides to drive into town to terrorize shop owners demanding cushions for her patio wicker furniture claiming it's for charity? 

Gosh Howard, is Sirius siriusly going to keep you on the payroll for five years? Well, I guess as long as you have about 100 hours of commercials per week I guess you can afford to pay them a giant fee to keep you with the corporate cloud and not turn you loose in the big world of reality where about 12 people would actually subscribe to your own podcast or webcast or any cast from your village hideout from the wife.