About one quarter of the 1,082 seats at the Cort Theater on Broadway for "Bright Star" remain barren, vacant, and empty, much like the brain and alleged uterus of Beth O Stern. Yes, it's the sign of the truly desperate when you are past the age of old with a very long career when you were riding high as one of the writers of the Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, and had a string of movies no one wants to see again save for the savior of "Bringing Down the House" which was the incredibly beautiful and talented Queen Latifah, and then are forced to appear on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show to plug your loser musical you have been shopping around for three years to finally find a place on Broadway only to be up against a surefire winner of every major Tony Award, and that is "Hamilton". Timing is everything Little Stevie and I bet you timed it that way, right? Otherwise it would be too obvious "Bright Star" was a loser on Broadway if it had no competition. Poor George Takei getting zero Tony nominations for his musical "Allegiance" because he got bumped by Steve Martin, the biggest ham in the frying pan who married an alleged writer from The New Yorker so his articles would be printed and he could pretend to be Woody Allen.
It looks like Howard watered down a wig he borrowed from Daveed Diggs.
So, what about Beth? Oh, she's in a tizzy trying to get her reality show The Real Housewife of Instagram picked up for another summer season. We can't wait for her red carpet premiere in her driveway while she runs over a few cats on her way to get her head baked so that wig doesn't fly off into the ocean.
Any person who thinks Beth is a voice for anything but herself had better wake up. Beth uses cats in her never ending fame quest since all of her pitiful attempts at doing movies and TV shows have flopped like those breast implants of hers. Beth personally adopts declawed cats, for instance, that big star of her books Yoda the Cat is declawed.
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I read the post by citythekitty who asked Beth to publicly support a bill to end declawing in New York. But that sounds like something that would be dangerously close to Beth being useful so she would, of course, want nothing to do with it.
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