Closing Bell Snubs Beth

Once Miss Pariah barges into an event, you will get her until infinity and beyond. Beth horned in on that charity day for BTIG Global Financial Services, and this is her third year in a row and poor Beth thinks it's a real modeling and acting job because her wig glue has seeped into that nutshell housing her brain. So who got to close out the BTIG charity day at Nasdaq? Superstar Nobody Beth O? Nope, but a real model got the honor, Petra Nemcova.

May 10, 2016

Beth was already back home after her BTIG event, at her corporate HQ Stalag Beth in Manhattan, flopped on the floor to make her face look smooth and to again feed Howard's necrophiliac fetish since Beth has a bunch of selfies where she's got the outstretched arm but pretends she's dead with a cat in the photo to somehow prove to the IRS that dead selfies are considered charity work. Howard and Beth always stuff a cat somewhere in their man purses so their trips are paid by Beth's corporate charity, the North Shore Animal League along with her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. Some set up she's got there, poor cash poor Howard had to come up with some gimmick to finance that wife of his. It's embarrassing that a dumped and divorced DJ could score nothing to brag to the ex-wife about, yet Beth provides a lot of entertainment to a lot of people. Everyone knows if anyone else on this planet got stuck with Beth, Howard would have had a field day making fun of the guy and saying how Beth's an ugly failed model and celebrity wannabe with a husband who has to pay to publish her stupid books and calendars, and pay to get her on any TV show. But since he's the dope [oops, I mean idiot] who got stuck with her, the joke's on him and he ain't laughing and if anyone is caught laughing at him around that Stern Studio, it's curtains for them. They had better just pack up and take their fast food books with them along with their vinyl.

Is she dead yet? Shall we call the selfie coroner? Poor dear is tired from all that phone holding at the BTIG charity day on May 10.

Beth tells everyone that she's in her third season of the BTIG Charity Day - 2014 -2016. Will she be renewed for Season 4? Yes,unless BTIG closes shop and doesn't leave a forwarding address otherwise good luck getting rid of the selfie pariah, the one who gets a nice salary from the North Shore Animal League and her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends, plus shilling for the American Humane Association that fails at their job at protecting live animals in the movie and TV industries as their carcasses are hauled off the set to a garbage dump and the ones still living get dumped back at municipal shelters waiting to be euthanized. Does Beth care? Nope.

Beth O never got into Sports Illustrated, either in the print or online editions, but Prince's girlfriend did. Eat your heart out Howard. Can't pay anyone to print the wife in the real thing? You've only got your sad little iPhone pool photos from Florida, right? Sorry.

Don't let the bed bugs bite Beth Fans - more to come very soon.