Hot Frump In The City

Beth supports breast cancer research
in plastic saggy boobs
as she found a pink carpet to troll
on 4-12-16 in NY.

Whenever Beth O'Stern breaks her lazy ass routine of rolling around on the floor at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons taking endless photos of the same cat, you can be assured it means Howard Stern scored some corporate freebie tickets to some event in the big city and Beth can write off the entire limo ride and morgue makeup and wigs as a business expense since she is a self-proclaimed charity worker for both her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, and the charity she is paid to promote as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League, where a bunch of rich idiots in limos dump their unwanted inbred animals and Beth decides which ones make good temp photo props.

I thought I was seeing pink elephants but it was just BETH widening out in her Frump Forties with her two spotters to this event, her usual gal pals Jill Martin the prune faced pickle puss who got locked inside a tanning booth and was left to roast before she set off the smoke detectors and was rescued by firemen and Katie Lee was there too since she is busy trying to get out of the Hamptons but still pretends to like Beth [even though it was believed that Beth was the "source" who leaked to the tabloids that Katie was supposedly cheating on Billy with a short fashion designer]. Katie was reportedly selling off her last real estate winnings from her big fat divorce from the rarely vertical Billy Joel yet she claimed she wanted a smaller place in the Hamptons, smaller as in, too small to fit Beth and her entourage of servants and camera crew that all pile into a limo and crash her house for free booze and you can barely get rid of them until Howard Stern sends a text message to let Beth know he is on his way to pay her a visit to pose for newspaper selfies in his hat and coat so they can pretend to live together to keep up appearances with their fan.

4-12-16, Jill and Beth got a two-for-one sale on those synthetic Barbie hair wigs.
Yep, the girls got to crash a party and are happy parading
into the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NY...Beth just loves those hotel...bars.

Hey Beth, the only way to break that alleged prenuptial agreement is to finally have that baby. 

I guess Miss Tiny Witches Feet didn't get the memo. I think
you're supposed to wear some pink at a Hot Pink Party
in support of breast cancer research. I guess her pink is hidden.

Yep, Beth is back to her old tricks and batched her big appearances by first dumping another cat photo prop onto the same group of people who look brain dead and are stuck in the vortex to nowhere of that loser Facebook group called Bianca's Furry Friends, where Beth also mandates you start your own Instagram account so she can be constantly praised for dumping cats onto families and these people have to set up accounts and take a bunch of pictures of the same cat doing nothing and there's hell to pay if they dare change the name chosen by Beth or Howard Stern. But, we've got to praise Beth, the prize bitch in Howard Stern's kennel of do-nothing leeches stuck to Stern's bank account as Howard is fretting over who is paying for all those bills in Florida for that white elephant he bought and has still failed to get a sponsor to house some cats and call it a charitable foundation, Stalag Beth Palm Beach.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 4-12-16 as she has to turn to the right to hide the cursed right side of her face.

4-12-16, Elton performs
 at the Waldorf Astoria.

Sir Elton John always shows up when needed and donated a performance in support of The Pink, and where was Howard Stern? Didn't he have a hilarious version of The Great American Nightmare to perform while Robin Quivers had the wrong kind of staged cancer and wasn't invited to be the back up singer? So far, no Howard at the Waldorf in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and it seems Beth didn't even get to hog a podium. Maybe more photos will eventually emerge if Howard's check doesn't bounce.

Gosh we knew it was Beth Tuesday but we wonder if it will be Beth Wednesday on the Stern show and he can brag that his wife is really in demand right now since he can hardly get anybody to agree to appear on his satellite radio show that is being filmed. I mean, if that's not weird, you sit there and are filmed but it's never shown anywhere except for a few promo shots uploaded to Stern's website or somewhere in outer space and it features Howard more than the guest with Howard filmed in the dark with tons of makeup and filters over the camera lens.