Gett Off

We are sad to hear about the tragic death of a musical genius, incredible movie maker, artist, composer, lyricist, style innovator, and an amazing stage performer like no other, the one and only Prince has passed away with reports that he suffered a heart attack on Thursday, April 21, when his body was discovered in his home in Minnesota as some are saying he didn't quite make it to the limo waiting downstairs to take him to gett off and well, it's just tragic. You know, when the world loses real talent and we are still stuck with a few leeches on society who think they are famous when they are just famous buttinskys. Did Prince ever throw Howard a bone for that dog he married? Not that I know of, I mean, I really didn't check but I don't think Howard or Beth have a selfie with the great and powerful Prince - but James Corden does.

Brit Awards 2014

Where is Howard Stern with all this drama going on? Oh, as usual, he is in hiding as his boring satellite radio show is not current anyway, but normally features some tired old celeb scrounging out a living pushing their no talent selves onto a satellite hoping someone is listening.

Howard is himself a frail old man as everyone wonders if he will make it for another five years on his burnt out satellite dish as Sirius owns him for 12 years hoping the dolt croaks so maybe their catalog of useless Stern show tapes will be of interest to the average guy on the street who got a free three-month subscription with that new car.

You know the end is nigh when you stop
wearing makeup, stop waxing your eyebrows
and stop making dates with your curling iron.

Howard is just down to a routine of pre-recorded boredom containing no information and is of no interest to anybody as if anyone on this entire planet cares about this week's guests consisting of that serial cheater loser Geraldo Rivera, Mr. North Shore Animal League who panders after Beth and Howard kissing their huge feet, then that pompous ass known as Anderson Cooper, who we are only stuck with since his family tree contains rich and famous nuts, and that Katherine Heil Hitler who dumped the Mormon church membership the second Katherine made some dough in Hollywood so she would not be mandated to give a chunk to the church but could keep it all as nobody can stand to be in Katherine's presence anyway so she trots on the Stern show to talk about her kitty litter campaign.

Beth catches Howard in the background of her iPhone shot of her cat Yoda showing Stern in his hospital bed in July 2014. It seems that Howard has a hard time staying vertical for any length of time and sometimes needs that IV rest and recovery unit to help him make it through those Sirius work weeks.

We all are wondering when Howard will buy the farm since especially this week he seemed to be secretive and never mentioned his Trophy Horse was in town filming yet another kitten torture special for the Beth Stern Hallmark Channel. Normally Howard brags when the mare is in town with her big important job of pretending she's famous, or at least brag about her being in demand right now filming that "Kitten Summer Games" for cable TV, even if she were filming it in the Hamptons. We remember Howard was caught with his pants down around his ankles since he was not even in the city when news hit late Sunday evening into the early morning hours on Monday, when reports hit every media outlet that David Bowie died and Stern shows up completely caught off guard with nothing scripted for him to say on the air and stammered and stumbled until someone could hand him a piece of paper saying about two words about the great David Bowie - yes, where is Howard.  Same thing with the death of Prince, no Howard anywhere, and if caught and captured in a village he will say he was visiting his eldest cover story.

That Kim Basinger certainly scored in her younger days and was hiding out with Prince when she was filming Batman and Prince did the incredibly awesome music for the film as they were snapped at a Sacramento eatery back around 1988 when Prince performed for a private audience, not just for Kim.

Prince was never without his cane in recent years and was in St. Barts on New Years for a private party sans Howard and Beth Buttinsky since they aren't famous and nobody likes them so they bothered Billy Joel at his oldies concert in Florida ringing in the New Year before they were wheeled back home.

Correction - I know the photo is from December but Prince performed for New Years, January 2016, and the photo of Beth and Howard is from March 2016.