Beth Stern - Summer Filler

Since Howard Stern's big summer filler show "America's Got Talent" packed up and moved back to Los Angeles leaving Howard with no forwarding address and he is back on a burnt out satellite dish, now Miss Desperate for a Show on Television can lead the pack with a summer filler show [albeit just one show] called the Kitten Summer Games to compete against the start of the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Brazil. Right, Beth has to be in front of a camera earning that dough that she pockets instead of spending her money on that alleged proposed cat adoption center at the charity that pays her a salary as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). Beth and Howard are fundraising failures and have gotten almost zero celebrity supporters who are not already sponsors of NSAL, for their alleged cat adoption center to be built at NSAL with their foundation's name on it, Bianca's Furry Friends. 

Beth is plugging this upcoming cable TV show all over Instagram that she thinks is her personal website since Mr. Cheapo refuses to pay for Beth's own website and has not updated it since May 2010 and it's just as barren as Beth's mom cave. Hey, Instagram is free, right? Go for it, as Beth has a field day posting dozens of photos everyday of the same cats along with bizarro body part selfies to prove she is a famous celebrity and body part model. Wow, pointing a camera at her face 24/7 proves she's a model, right. Okay, but we know she has tiny blind spots on her crossed eyes from that constant flash of the iPhone and Howard ignores it since he hopes she will walk into the ocean thinking she is in her swimming pool looking for the edge of reason and just might drown trying - oh, just joking, Howard would never want that to happen, at least not on one of his own properties, he's a nice guy, an honest guy, who thinks that bush on his head really is growing out of his scalp and not his imagination.

Beth Fans might remember last year was the inaugural event for the Hallmark Channel's Paw Star Game which was the same as their Kitten Bowl except Beth tortured kittens by forcing them to play with toy catnip baseballs instead of footballs. Of course it was to mimic NBA's All-Star game that airs in the beginning of July. There is no Beth Paw Star Game this year because the Hallmark says they take two years to produce and besides, this is an Olympic year so why not use that as a gimmick. So we can expect Big Bethie back in 2017 with another Paw Star Game unless the Hallmark Channel decides to commit suicide.

Oh god. Many people across the net
[ha ha] notice her bizarre psycho
behaviour in front of a camera.
No wonder she is stuck with the animal
programs. Yeah, in the kennel
with the rest of the dogs [she
has co-hosted the Westminster
Kennel Club Dog Show too].

Beth co-hosted that Paw Star game debacle with the aged tennis star Mary Carillo who is tagged to again appear with Beth for this new Kitten Summer Games, omg, give it up gays, I mean guys. But I guess the corporate sponsors just love to torture kittens and film it for broadcast with one host looking like a lipstick lesbian with tons of drag queen makeup and wigs and then the guy on the team - you know, one always plays the girl and one the guy but they are both into girls, you get it. Miss Carillo is supposedly living with her longtime female companion where? Oh, Florida, just where the Stern's bought a white elephant that they are desperate to get a corporate sponsor for while throwing a few cats in a room and calling it charity work. Gotta hand it to the Sterns, they go cheap no matter what. But it doesn't matter how much money they claim to have, the Sterns can't buy class, style, taste, culture, wit, intelligence, talent, beauty, or youth, but they can buy that love with a side of Starbucks with a few cute butt boys to deliver it to selfie manor.

Beth's Kitten Bowl barely beat the 0.0 ratings of  Nat Geo Wild's Fish Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday this year. Yes, Beth beat a  zero rating. [ref: BFP 2/10/16]. 

Howard Stern failed to mention his pariah was in town this week filming at those Hallmark Channel studios, yet I guess we really don't have details if the stage is set up in the Big Apple or at the NSAL HQ since they have a bunch of cats in cages already and Beth is running out of a supply of kittens to pretend to foster since she ignores all the adult cats waiting for homes or waiting in line for the gas chamber at her local county animal shelter, hey, they're poor, Beth is rich, she only wants the best Instagram photo props and the choicest pickin's for that Hallmark Channel that Beth has been dumped onto since Crowne Media is a corporate sponsor of NSAL.

Beth O can't get a TV show unless the name "Stern" is attached along with a check from 112 Productions, right Howard? Oh forget that proposed cat adoption center that your wife has been blathering about for three years, the public can fund that while you and Beth get your names slapped on it, not the public, but you don't give a damn as long as Beth is employed and out of your weave you're happy as a clam at a cook out on the ocean hoping a few of those weaved curls don't blow out to sea and are gone with the wind and smack a passing sailor in the face. 




Gosh, did Howard have a new show on Tuesday? I think he aired an interview with Geraldo Rivera from 1995. We just forget Howard is spinning on a satellite far far away as we hope his bulb has been finally dimmed by a superstar named Simon Cowell. However, the author and journalist Ian Halperin was at Sirius on Tuesday, April 19, doing the Jenny McCarthy satellite radio show. I bet Ian could find Beth's European modeling photos, has Howard asked him? Doesn't Howard wonder where they are? Sources are saying that Howard is rarely at Sirius nowadays, but since most of his interviews are pre-recorded at various times of the day or night, it seems like the aged shock jock is live on the air in the mornings hosting his Couchella Festival of boring guests in that stale studio with a Robin Quivers on the side. Oh yes, ISDN anybody?

It's in the news about Kelly Ripa is losing another co-host for her daytime TV talk show [she actually took over when Regis got the boot and the network hired the co-host, Michael Strahan]. The network will be having guest hosts to fill in beginning in September before they select a permanent replacement for Michael Strahan who scored a huge deal with Good Morning America. 

Kelly has been out of sorts since the alleged suicide of her Botox & Filler supplier Dr. Brandt, but has recently managed to score a new face from a new doctor.

A few faces being thrown around to replace Strahan? Here you go:

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