National Useless Loudmouth

Mr. Square Perm is
determined to make
his dolt wife a star.

Beth O'Stern makes sure her Twit Fans know she can read and can plug her own book and at the same time dump cases of them onto the school system and call it charity work. Hey Beth, it's not charity when you are pushing your own book, a loser one at that, with Howard Stern stuck with cases and cases of the first Yoda the cat book along with that second debacle about his buddy. But we notice you are dumping them onto a bunch of kids since Howard wasn't going to be fooled again. Howard had only a limited amount published of the second Yoda book about Yoda's phony Buddy that he had for about 2 days before the cat came down deathly ill in Beth's care and had to spend weeks at the vet's office only to be finally adopted by that same vet. Yes, it was talked about here on this blog and on Beth's Instagram. Some story there, Beth. How many cat casualties have there been due to your inability to care for any living creature except yourself?

Beth had a receding chin
and botched left eye job when
she started out modeling.

Why doesn't Beth or Howard promote anyone else's charity? Because there's no money in it for the Sterns. Beth does some bullshit reading of a book for a bunch of nerd kids and calls it charity work while she "donates" cases of her own books to the school system and guess what, another charitable tax write off. Is there nothing Beth won't do for a buck? Nope, and she's done it all. Howard loves to brag that Beth was an underage self-proclaimed class hottie who everyone hit, I mean hit on, including her school principal [who Beth has said is now deceased]. Allegedly, the principal couldn't keep away from Beth and was at her house having lunch with her....ummmm....this is most likely illegal what Howard always implies on his radio show, as he loves repeating this same story about a grown man, a school principal no less, having a crush on an underage Beth O. Aside from that, has Howard not seen all those young photos of Beth all over the Internet? Normally you look back on young photos of yourself and think you looked pretty cute, OMG, Beth has to have football pigskin DNA in her body, like her mom mated with a pig before it was made into a football, I don't know, scary stuff, yet Howard thinks he won the cheerleader. Well I guess he did, but she was cross eyed then and she is now with Howard's eyes pointing outward so they both think they scored. Oh, they did, they scored, but the game was played with teams made up of the devil's rejects.

Beth has a job for life with the corporate charities like that American Humane Association (AHA) where Beth and James Denton are reportedly scheduled again to host the Hero Dog Awards this coming September in Los Angeles. The AHA in conjunction with Mafia Widow Lois Pope's selfie foundation that was set up to avoid paying taxes on a chunk of her money, sponsor the annual Hero Dog Awards that exploit injured and deformed dogs. If they want to be free of that pariah Beth, they will have to shut down or move out of the country. We all notice that Beth is allowed to earn a salary in a community property state so Howard Stern gets half the dough, it does not work the other way around, as Howard avoids any community property state and was in a panic when he worked for NBC and earned money in California as a bogus judge on "America's Got Talent". The show now has moved back to California permanently to be free of Howard and that bogus model he married grinning in the audience or hogging a red carpet.

Back at crazy town in the Hamptons, Beth is still married to that camera and needs professional help but the help is not talking, at least not directly, but you would be amazed how Morse code still works on those passing yachts in the Atlantic.