Kick It Off

March 3, 2016, Pasadena, CA.

Here we go, finally free of Howard Stern and his crew of leeches sucking dry that budget of NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and no more of that stupid Beth in the hats covering that football head parading around backstage, hogging a red carpet and sitting in the audience cheering on her husband Howard acting as his barricade and cover between him and real girls. Oh, no more wild Howard from the old radio show days, the guy who pawed all the girls and lusted after the silky material adorning their bodies, nope, he's a married man and now has his own girl clothes to paw in private with the wifey in tow to pretend that all those clothes are for her [when she does nothing and is not famous for anything and doesn't need a wardrobe to lie around on the floors of her prison camps for cats]. Well, the party's over for Howard and Beth and the hangers-on called staff of the Stern show and Beth O's family that were wined and dined on AGT's dime [almost rhymes].

March 3, 2016, Pasadena, CA.

Mel B was looking quite hot in the California sun as she makes her appearance on the AGT red carpet to kick off the taping of Season 11 featuring Stern Free TV with Nick and Howie also celebrating their freedom from the ratings killer, Howard Stern.

March 3, 2016, Pasadena, CA.

Where is the fourth member of the new judging team called THE FANTASTIC FOUR? Well, here he is, the famous Simon Cowell who had to hit the red carpet and see if he can save this ship that Howard Stern almost sunk.

The bigger they are the more they dress down on a red carpet.
Simon Cowell, producer, co-creator of AGT hits the
red carpet on March 3, 2016 in Pasadena, CA, 
looking like he's just going for some morning
coffee at Starbucks or is it Dunkin' Donuts?

So what is Howard doing? Well, aside from headless selfies at crazy town in the Hamptons pretending he lives with that thing he married, he is celebrating the fact he finally [sort of] got the Johnny Carson deal of doing only three live shows per week, since Howard has always been insanely jealous of Carson. But, Stern's show is mostly on tape with Howard sitting and hitting buttons all morning and turning off Robin Quivers' microphone from her remote location at the funny farm where she is currently eating every animal in sight. According to Wikipedia, beginning around 1980, Johnny only worked Wednesday through Friday, with a guest host on Mondays and a rerun on Tuesdays. Carson ended up owning the show and his old catalog of tapes. His production company produced many shows including Late Night with David Letterman. Carson got about 15 weeks of vacation per year and we wonder how much Howard gets since no one notices when he's gone. All guests ever see are headphones with a giant weaved tumbleweed thicket stuck to it while he mumbles into the microphone something about "...Robin, are you there?", whoever Robin is since no women are in the studio when he's broadcasting, only two men hiding behind barricades with ear plugs listening to Radio Andy.

The problem with Howard's boring sleepy time satellite radio show is that it airs in the mornings when people are traveling to work and are actually at work which is dangerous if you are driving a car or operating heavy machinery, or have any job where you need to be awake since Howard puts you right to sleep. You see, the joke of the Johnny Carson show was that it aired at 11:30 at night, so people never saw the whole show because they fell asleep since most people are up all day and sleep at night, so would always go to bed with Johnny. Howard needs to air his live pre-recorded stale interviews and bits at night, starting at about 11:30 p.m. or later, since it completely puts everyone out like a light. The entire world are not Beth and Howard Stern who have nothing to do but roll around on the floor staring at cats or watching 89 hours of The Bachelor. Same with Robin Quivers, she just spends her long lonely days scooting between the fridge and TV while wearing headphones and waiting to read some old news items that she has propped on her TV tray and the notes accidentally drop into her turkey gravy and she has to tune into the Today Show to get some news items to read off on the air, so a late night radio show would work better.

Scary Marci Turk, the corporate head hunter for Sirius, put several heads on the chopping block and fired on-air staff so Howard talks to an empty studio now while he waits to see if some aged celeb wanders by that wants to be interviewed on his show. If not, then he goes to Robin's news and wakes her up hoping that her ISDN line isn't smashed under her 10 lb beef steak burger and tub of fries. 

Corporate management staff at Sirius ordered a redesign of the Stern show logo. It's now a blurry chain link fence with the "HS" logo looking like a fuzzy swastika from a distance since all the head honchos at Sirius are white. We don't see much equality or affirmative action at Sirius so that is one of the reasons why Robin Quivers [a black woman for those who don't know] was sent home. She normally only shows up at the studios to sit in on interviews with black people to make it appear she is there full time when she's not.

What is the selfie pariah up to? Oh, about five packs a day and eight glasses of wine wobbling around selfie manor busy with her Real Housewife of Instagram show with the lumpy nose job that needs a doctor to take a look at since we don't know if the shadows and ridges are a side effect of blow for the wonky eyed beast [allegedly, cocaine causes a lazy eye but Beth has always had a lazy eye since childhood but that nose job is suspect and one wonders what is going on with the health of the rarely vertical Hamptons honey on permanent lockdown from fame].

Photo from Beth's Instagram showing all those tiny bumps around her hairline, across the brow and eye area in what appears to be scars from the many years of botox/filler needle injection sites. She has been posting her usual weird photos on Instagram and this time she is trying to hide her face in the cat's head. Looks like another visit to the Florida cosmetic surgery center is in order. We know she has a cat waiting in Florida for a phony rescue mission and staging of an adoption event so her charity, the North Shore Animal League, will pay for the trip.

Beth loves the blow....jobs....since allegedly, that is all the giant horse mouthed woman ever did with her clients, I mean, boyfriends. So why does Howard wear a condom, as he states all the time on his radio show? What's the problem here guys? Scared of sex? Wow, some hot couple these two are. Beth doing the BJs with Howard wearing a condom.