Fame Hates Howard

Photo from 2013.

It seems Howard is letting those jealousy demons haunt him again as he just can't stop tracking the jetsetter, supermodel, super mogul, Heidi Klum and is completely obsessed with the beauty and her constant photos in the press since guess what, he can't figure it out. How come she is always in the press? How come she is always everywhere, like at the Oscars? Well, she has a work product...ummmm, several work products and it's called being... "Famous". 

Yep, fame hates Howard Stern and has avoided him for decades. Heidi even got her contract renewed with NBC's "America's Got Talent" when the entire production moved from New York back to Los Angeles. Howard is terrified to earn income in a community property state, so producers knew that was the only way to free themselves of the TV ratings killer was to get back to Los Angeles. To ensure their plan worked, Simon Cowell [one of the show's creators] jumped into Stern's seat at the judges table so Howard couldn't change his mind. As DBM has said before, the buzz is Stern is buzzing Simon to get a guest judging spot this summer on the show. It might make for some good TV watching to see Howard jump in on the higher ratings that will automatically happen with the new FANTASTIC FOUR featuring Cowell, Howie, Heidi, and Mel B.

Fame normally requires a work product, and Howard has none. He just reads commercials on his stale satellite radio show and plugs the coffee since he thinks it makes for great radio for those shut-ins with one radio in the rehab group facility. Then he does the old fart doctor appointment updates and we get news of Robin motoring between theaters in NY using those freebie corporate tickets they get for the Broadway shows. Well, Robin needs to do something with her time in between meals.

Howard couldn't hide his jealousy of Heidi and on Monday's stale satellite radio show, dissed the beauty and made fun of her German accent. Well, Howard's Jewish with the mother who knew someone who's next door neighbor once had a barber who's friend's cousin may have heard someone died in the Holocaust.

After walking the red carpet, Heidi
skated to the Elton John Oscars
viewing party and met up with Caitlyn.
Where were Howard and Beth?
Nowhere, they weren't invited.

Howard couldn't take it that Heidi got the major invite to walk the red carpet at the 88th Oscar ceremony in Los Angeles on Sunday. When she jetted off the red carpet she landed at the only spot in town, the Elton John Oscar viewing party. After the Oscar ceremony ended, she and her billionaire boy toy headed to the "it" spot, the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party where she had a costume change. 

Yep, Heidi's boyfriend Vito was with her at the Elton John
Oscars viewing party.

Heidi changed her dress for the Vanity Fair Oscar's after-party.

Lady Gaga and Elton walked the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar after-party.

Suzanne Somers even walked the red carpet on Sunday to attend the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party with the lumpy weird arm and old lady lumpy face. Funny how similar Beth looks to Suzanne and the photos are five years apart, Beth was supposedly 38 years old and Suzanne is now 69 years old. Notice Beth's weird scarred old lady decrepit hand and lumpy face, from what? Well, whatever it is, Howard and Beth will deny it as she looked like crap on the red carpet for the film "One Day".

Oh man, that sent Stern into orbit. Heidi walking two red carpets in one night. Where was Beth? Well, Howard said she was with Mommy O, how sweet, that the aged hagatha has mom's shoulder to cry on since she has reached her fame ceiling with the pre-nup clause dropping out and well, we suppose it's this goddamned kitten gimmick until infinity. Too bad, how sad. No Trust Fund carpet buggers for Beth, only the treadmill of cats going to and from the charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League, who also funds her phony cat adoption rooms at her three properties and gets her freebie limo rides to mom's house whenever she has a cat to, cough cough, rescue with Daddy O in the Hummer zooming around the burbs having a party on the son-in-law's dime, several dimes, dropping dimes, hey, who knows, right? Certainly not DBM, I don't carry loose change, I'm into the paper and plastic.

Happy Beth Tuesday! We hope to get updates on how Beth is doing with the Mommy-cam pretending to be a Real Housewife of Instagram being a mom to cats like it really counts in the pre-nup and in the reading of the will. Well, she's stupid, what can we say at this point but at least the three step trolls don't have a thing to worry about in the Trust Fund department and gathering up all those deeds to the properties since Beth can hardly afford anything now, let alone all those maintenance bills, full time staff, property taxes, you name it and she will be packing up and buying a condo in Florida with mom.