Giving It Away

Does Howard Stern or Beth Ostrosky Stern ever give anything away for free? No. Okay, I know you are thinking of Beth's stellar reality show currently being videotaped, audiotaped, and photographed ad nauseam day in and day out on Instagram, but Instagram is giving it away free, not Beth. Beth uses a free site to plug her nonstop self love and trying to convince all those paid cat club members and school teachers who are BFFs of Mommy O that she really was famous before admitting fame defeat and settling down to staring at cats and being a kitty litter shit spotter and scooping it up in record time. Pre-nup clause expired much, Bethie? Howard doesn't need to ghost fund anymore TV shows for you? We know your only steady job is with the Hallmark Channel, Crowne Media, the corporate sponsors of the charity that pays you a salary as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).

Oh, Beth was famous before hooking up with Stern, but famous for what is a different story. A lot of women were like Beth and married their richest client, I mean, boyfriend, no shame in that, it's called telling the truth and working girls rarely give freebies. But now that Miss Beth is off the streets, she isn't spending her own winnings to fund a career for herself and donates zero of her time to do anything with animals since she gets a paycheck from NSAL and from her foundation and never spends her own dough for anything since she has no Trust Fund babies to rely on in her old age.

DBM does not need to tell you the countless genuine celebs who "give it away" many times for free to fans, friends and family. Sir Elton John is known for his annual Oscar party to benefit his AIDS Foundation and he did a FREE concert in Los Angeles on Saturday. Elton is promoting his new album "Wonderful Crazy Night" and did a free live performance on the Sunset Strip for fans with Lady Gaga coming out [gosh, did she perform for free too?] to sing a song with Elton. Elton performed a total of 12 songs under the hot sun and looked pretty wonderful. The bigger they are the nicer they are and the ones with tiny nuts hidden under giant weaved wigs are petty and jealous of the big stars in the world as they fight and claw for a piece of the action only to be shown the exit door. 

The public were treated to a free concert in LA by Elton John at the old location of Tower Records on the Strip with Lady Gaga gracing the stage for a duet with Elton.

There were no surprises this year with Leonardo DiCaprio getting the Oscar for Best Actor yet Chris Rock's opening monologue was overly long because a bunch of people were still stuck outside the theater trying to avoid people picketing the Oscars because African American actors were not nominated and the people picketing against the Catholic church in support of the film "Spotlight" that won the Best Picture award. Of course the lovely and famous supermodel Heidi Klum walked the Oscar red carpet and normally attends the Elton John Oscar party in support of his AIDS Foundation.

Beth used to be a blowup doll and
shows Howard her talent.

What did the Sterns do on Oscar night? Oh the usual, Howard hides in a village while Beth pours over her paid paparazzi photos and selects which ones to frame and place around her house. I don't think Beth wanted to frame this one [right] as candid Beth is very scary. Yes that is Lisa G to the left in the photo interviewing the Sterns when Howard was barging into a taping of the Letterman show in 2013. All of her ass kissing of Princess Bethie did nothing to save her job. She got into a bit of an embarrassing situation at work when she spilled some tea in the back office one day.