Candid Coward

Beth Stern loves to push that modeling gimmick into our faces every two seconds, as if she was a legit model anywhere but New Jersey and Pittsburgh and as the Internet has proven, Miss Model was a plus sized model for fat cheap lingerie. Hey, I don't care, Beth can be a fat model, so what, it's called admitting it, and Beth cannot admit she was a plus sized obscure model that no one knew who she was even with that awful last name she insisted on keeping with Howard Stern having the nerve to give her that one-word model name "Beth-O" as if she's equal to real models or the first person to be named an "O" and that was the famous Jackie O as in Onassis as in Miss Billionaire, not a failed fugola from Pittsburgh who had to lie to everyone about why she was suddenly kicked out of college. 

Oh right, the published version is that her modeling agency was sending her to Europe when it was Daddy O sending Miss Pudge to Europe with her modeling school class of rejects and Miss Model failed to launch in all those countries she has said she modeled in, like Germany, Switzerland, Greece, the UK, South Africa, you name a country and Beth will say she modeled there yet producing zero evidence. 

I mean what are we supposed to think? Miss Self-Proclaimed English Major can hardly put too words together and is more like the English patient and should be under a physician's care since she is such a mush mouth with her "sister-in-laws" caption she posted on her Twit site about four years ago when she was living it up on Howard's expense budget from NBC's "America's Got Talent" where they had to cancel the Vegas auditions since the O Family were racking up huge bills. Well, all that got worked out since Howard was not being asked back, and Simon Cowell was taking back his own show and pulling it from NY and bringing it back to LA where it belongs. Beth claims to speak fluent French and has yet to utter anything but the word "fuck" and follows it with "pardon my French". Oh yeah, Miss Braino was kicked out of college, yet Howard fails to tell anyone why since it would be the laughing stock of the nation and he knows it.

Beth O'Flab covers up and hides when a candid camera is around. She is pictured here with Molly McUgly in 2013 in Cabo, yes, with Jimmy Kimmel's head writer wife who is the bitch of late night television and all the staff hate her, oh, there is gossip and it's all about those Kimmels. Howard stated that Beth is "modest" on the beach yet fails to be "modest" when it's a Howard Stern photoshopped airbrushed phony photo, then suddenly Miss Model can come out of her shell. It has nothing to do with modesty, Beth can't relax and have fun on a beach and bare all since she is a prude frigid faker, and one wonders why she hides her private parts from prying eyes and candid cameras.

Heidi Klum in 2015 with her boyfriend.
Real models have nothing to hide and aren't afraid
of a candid camera. Real models get billionaire
boyfriends and are not stuck with an aged
cottage cheese butt radio dinosaur who should
get off the airwaves and stop interviewing
Sally Field [omg], can Howard's radio show get worse?

Where am I going with this? Miss Selfie Proclaimed famous global model covers up and hides when a candid camera is around and no model is ever shy around a camera, I don't care how old they get, they are all over the Riviera, fat or thin, they are baring it all and minding their own business having nothing to prove to anyone. Not Miss Selfie Proclaimed Model Beth, whether she is horning in on a celeb's vacation in Cabo with Howard having to still pay his portion [and never admitting to it publicly] or when Miss Model is in Florida, she will only pose around a swimming pool with some photoshopping fuzzy tricks by her husband Howard, or Beth is covered up and hides with big clothes and hats to cover up that giant plastic surgery ridden face or she will turn into a spotted horse in no time and the cellulite police will have her arrested as they get a look at that alleged dick hiding under those Spanx.

Funky Beth is supposedly in Florida this week handing off some cat to a bunch of dopes who want to meet Miss Lazy with the cat adoption room set up in each of her properties so she can claim some sort of tax relief while pretending she is a famous retired model and celebrity. I mean, it's all horrific and yet no one stops this monster from using cats as a charity gimmick and tax write-off for her mansions, how pathetic. But Howard is in over his head and has too many properties he can't afford and tries to get corporate sponsors to fund Beth's career of posing with cats before doing her limo drive-bys and dumping them onto a bunch of idiots so she can move onto new photo props. Yep, that's the life Howard set up for her and he hopes to be able to keep on working to pay for Beth's do-nothing lifestyle trying to get other people to fund her bogus lay around lazy lifestyle since she is an unemployable pariah.

No matter where Beth goes she stares at the ocean. Some riveting content she's got there for her reality show, The Real Housewife of Instagram, as she had this photo posted on 3-22-16. We hope one day she tests the waters and makes a big splash by walking to Cuba.

Real models get real jobs and don't rely on their DJ husbands to play dress up and become a pet rock model.

While Howard shuttled Beth out of town it means he doesn't have to fork out anymore dough for that Cinema Society season pass and so Beth missed out on a movie screening of "Miles Ahead" with that Ewan McGregor and missed hogging a red carpet and forcing him to pose with her. If Ewan keeps dressing like a gay man we are going to start believing those bisexual rumors about the rarely faithful husband who paraded on a red carpet with his daughter on Wednesday night in New York as we wonder how his old flame Jude Law is doing with his failed career.


Howard missed out on a town hall at the SiriusXM Studios with Pee-wee Herman also on Wednesday. Howard rarely interviews anyone under 65 years old nowadays or anyone with a TV or movie project that anyone but the Netflix crowd would watch and actually emerge from their couches, much like Howard himself with the TV nailed to the end of his queen sized bed watching TV while pretending to live with Beth who he rarely sees unless it's written in ink. Everyone remembers that the endlessly talented Rob Zombie worked for the original Pee-wee's Playhouse when it was filmed in New York with Rob as a production assistant stating that Pee-wee never spoke to him and only stared. We love the stories of RZ's early days before signing with Geffen Records and becoming a global superstar who married a groupie.

Happy #ThrowBack Thursday Beth Fans

Art & Photography Exhibition 2015