How Howard Spent His Vacation

We suppose Howard Stern is back from vacation and was super busy bothering people and we think he might have all his stupid boring bits pre-recorded for the next few weeks of his satellite radio show since he has no content, so he needs to take breaks to tape a bunch of stuff and let the news of the world pile up so he has some content for his stale satellite radio show consisting of Howard basically talking to himself with Robin Quivers, his long time dummy propped up in a glass booth cackling at all of Howard's racist and sexist jokes through the years, who now broadcasts her news items via telephone wires to her fridge while she sews more Asian noodles into her wig cap. 

Beth has moron courage to keep
posting selfies on Instagram as she
throws more wood on the fire to cook
up a mess of fish for the Cat Butt Club
members who think fish are vegetables
and selecting what color you want
your genuine leather Gucci bag dyed
means your an animal activist.

Howard has had to tone down his antics and stop insulting celebrities since he is now solely responsible for the content of his radio show and is solely responsible for making that cross-eyed bleached blonde he married a star. So, it's on to the ass kissing of people like Kathy Gifford, Hoda Yoda, just about anyone who is on television to beg them to take Beth and let her have her 2 minutes of fame every four weeks or so, give or take a bit of payola. Hey, no shame in that, it takes money to make a star out of nothing, and Beth is filled with nothing, well, almost nothing, aside from those nerf balls stuffed in her bra and straw in her head to snack on during those long days hanging around the barn getting shod. But, Big Beth was busy in Boob Town over Howard's vacation and she has missed a few days of posting those headless Howard selfies as if that proves anything. Howard doesn't live in Crazy Town, he only visits for a torturous 2 night stay delivering Beth more meds and handing her a schedule for the week of all the dresses he saw on the runway that he wants her to order online. We notice Howard is normally missing from Crazy Town during the work week even when he is on vacation [ha] as if he can ever take a break from his fame quest.

Beth Fans do miss her dress fights and her attempts at copying what celebs are wearing to get some space in the tabloids. Like this number below where she tried to copy Ali Larter, I think. I just don't know what Beth does to a dress, it looks weird as usual.

Howard is now a pro ass kisser and would never report on any gossip about his Cabo buddies, right? As if Howard thinks marrying a gender confused woman would be a sure fire hit with Clooney's wife, well, I just don't know what to say to that. As far as the item below, it might open the door wide open for the Clooney/Gerbil relationship to get serious but that harridan wife of Clooney might have a different idea.







A little big man told me that Howard has been busy flying on the bicoastal wave chasing down a few jobs and we hope the poor guy was successful since it took him about 50 years to finally get on a prime time network and it lasted a big four summers so that is something Howard can look back on when he becomes a permanent basement dweller in Beth's prison camp for snatched cats already scheduled for adoption since she would kill herself if she actually got stuck with cats she couldn't market and use in her fame quest.

Howard was also spotted in Los Angeles where he heard NBC was having an open casting call. Howard has been badgering Simon Cowell to appear via satellite as a guest judge this summer on NBC's "America's Got Talent".

Have a good weekend Beth Fans as DBM is busy with someone tied to the bed. I mean, DBM is kind of tied up this weekend but remember that all fans of this blog are appreciated as I spend some time relaxing and reading by the pool while thinking about what to wear for the evening, a blonde or a brunette?