I hope everyone has a day off today in honor of the real King, as in Martin Luther King, Jr., and not the a-hole king, namely Howard A. Stern who managed to score a huge a-hole himself that he was married in a bar in New York following the beach wedding in the Hamptons for just private guests and immediate family, meaning no African-American sidekick co-hosts from his radio show were allowed, namely Robin O'Quivers, miss puppet dancing for the man Howard Stern as his paid stooge so Howard could deny being a male chauvinist pig and anti-woman and anti-African-American since Miss Robin is right there cackling at all his stale jokes for 35 years. Robin was ticked off by the snub and made it known on the air when Stern talked about his private wedding in the Hamptons. Robin was allowed at the public wedding at a bar in NYC, the so-called "Jewish media wedding" by Howard.  |
| Robin now hides that right ear with multiple wigs since it's as botched as Beth's ears since Beth also had multiple piercings during her biker chick time period when she thought a girl who was dating a Hell's Angel hit on her. |
So, is Robin a dyke of courage? God, who knows, she might be a dyke who has no courage to come out of the closet yet her sexuality is a moot point since the woman appears to be operating with a dented metal plate in her head. Robin has failed to launch at everything she has tried barely skating out of past jobs without serving jail time. There is that nagging rumor she had a son with her dad who is now an idiot savant who has dreams of working for NASA when we think his space cadet years might be spent in a clinic group home for single minded semi-intelligent irritants.
What are all the rumors about Robin? Oh, there are a million rumors and people talking behind her back and cringing at the thought of having to put up with her disjointed ramblings when her agent gets her work on daytime television as a guest, I mean, it's just horrific, but she is a tourist attraction in NY like Howard, two dinosaurs that the public like to stare at and point since they are as old as dirt and now look like all those aged and haggard plastic surgeried celebs they made fun over 25 years ago on their radio show that was also broadcast on the E cable channel. Yes, the two fossilized radio hosts have run to their respective plastic surgeons [Howard did consent to getting Robin a white doctor during her alleged bout with staged cancer, but other than that, she is segregated from Howard's life], trying to stay young for a radio audience that no longer exists and it's quite funny that two radio personalities are so obsessed with their faces and wigs trying to look younger than Larry King.
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| Robin openly flirted with one of the doctors that hosts the TV show, The Doctors, when she was pushing her book of vegan recipes that Robin said saved her life. Robin is no longer vegan. So now you know, there was no cancer, right Robin? Or was it the curable kind due to a botched lap-band procedure? |
The problem with Robin is no one knows the truth about her except that she went out on a date with Howard during his wild one day of being single to prove he can have a meal with a black woman. We know he claimed to have dated Robin Givens but we don't know how much he paid to get her to say that since it's no secret the gal is a pro [I mean that with the utmost respect]. No one is sure if Howard is straight since Bruce Jenner came out of the closet claiming to be a woman yet has always been married, literally, forever until his recent divorce and he fathered a bunch of kids, much like Howard Stern. So that normally means, according to many expert sources across the Internet, that Bruce has been a closeted transvestite for many years and now chooses to become a transsexual buttinsky desperate for fame and has hit old age and fears death. I know, sounds like Howard but his mental image is one of a hetero media mogul who had his pick of models and one wonders how such a rich [on paper] mogul ended up with a pudge from Pittsburgh known only for modeling fat clothes in a catalog before Howard had her phony photos airbrushed to oblivion to appear in the now defunct magazine called FHM where she was skinny yet showed up in person to sign the magazine wearing a huge girdle dress covering her huge thighs and knees with a weird padded bra to even out those sliding implants.
The mystery of Robin will never be resolved about why she never married or partnered permanently with anyone since she has a problem with facing the truth, much like her employer Howard Stern and his rarely vertical woman he married that is on lock down in the Hamptons fearing the end of her days of ever seeing herself on her own TV show ever again and must hound the Hallmark Channel for work, a network that is a corporate sponsor of the charity that pays her a salary as their chief fundraiser and useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League.
How old are we here, Beth? The menopausal selfie monster had this photo so heavily airbrushed it looks like a painting from a children's book for kids from Planet X.
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| Beth posted this advertisement for her upcoming stale annual show on the Hallmark Channel on Instagram on 1-17-16. Notice the reduction in her football head. The height was reduced and airbrushed to be rounder like a bowling ball growing a wig. |
At least on this holiday, some are finally free of the chains of being enslaved by a giant no-talent hack who thinks he's a comedian instead of a dullard who has no business being on television and does not understand the medium and either stares blankly into the camera or dances like Ellen DeGeneres thinking he is funny when he is just an embarrassment to all relevant communities.
Also finally free, are viewers of America's Got Talent of the obnoxious screen shots of Mrs. Beth Buttinsky in the audience since the woman is a giant unknown nobody except for being the wife of Howard Stern. My gosh, finally free, indeed.
Happy Monday, Beth Fans
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