Tortured Woman

The latest 112 Production. November 19 go see a
showing of Stern's loser daughter's photography.
Sounds like a wild time. Old Testament,
matzoh balls and wine; fasten your seat belts.

Here we go, MIss Tortured Woman Emily Stern taking up the torch from daddy who was a long time "Tortured Man" even having a song written by that title and I can't quite believe Emily is not aware of the song. 

It was the closing song almost every day on Howard Stern's terrestrial radio show and is on the Private Parts movie CD, isn't that a part of the Torah in the Stern household? He was tortured since he was married to his first wife and couldn't fuck all the imaginary celebrities in his head from the 1980's who came on to him and he just knew he could make them "moan". How sick is that? I mean, Stern believed he could get Sharon Stone and ended up with Miss Piggy Pudgy Pariah from Pittsburgh who had to make up stories about having a big modeling career in Europe after Howard's wife finally filed for divorce. Howard's first hatched daughter is having her own crisis according to an article she did with the New York Post on 11-8-15, that she doesn't date men but doesn't mention women since she appears to be dating her sister while crying over daddy divorcing her mommy. Give me a break. Oh the woes of a spoiled brat on a Trust Fund that has just reached its limit and is paid out in full. Cry cry cry.

We are now stuck with the first lazy chick from the Stern nest who has finally been kicked out on her own at 32 years old with the Trust Fund paid in full and has to hit the road plugging her photography since everyone in that goddamn Stern family think they are all fucking artists when they are just dopes with dough chanting around the house with incense cones between their toes while setting up two sets of books for any men in the black suits that might show up at their posh pads paid by the NY Daily News Idiot Howard Stern. 

OMG!! A candle!! Goddamn, these Sterns are amazing....is this a joke? Sorry it isn't. Miss Spiritual Emily took a photo of a candle, how deep and meaningful. Wonder what iPhone lens she used. So she doesn't want her stepmother Beth as a candle model? Yes, High Priestess Emily Stern did an article for the New York Post plugging her upcoming photography exhibit while calling her stepmommy "a model". 

Pre-lipo and pre-Stern paying for her modeling jobs,
plus sized Beth with the flabby thighs and fat stomach
bulging on the bed in a cheap photo shoot for
MagicSilk lingerie.

Beth was a model? She was always a cross eyed goober with a football head who keeps tripping over her left hoof. Howard Stern press released years ago that he was dating a top model and actress only to end up with Beth Ostrosky, the failed plus size model with the MagicSilk catalog company aside from other low rent modeling jobs with discount stores and newspaper inserts modeling polyester lingerie or sunglasses. 

Doesn't Emily know that Beth was forced to move in with Howard because Howard said she had an apartment fire, one that was so huge it caused the Fire Dept to flood the building resulting in a collapse of the apartment above Beth's into her living room, this huge event never making it into the New York papers or any papers or on TV, nothing, so we might assume this is called a Transcendental Meditation (TM) fantasy appearing inside Howard Stern's permed weaved wig dyed a charred weed color.

Do we really need more Sterns crapping on the planet? Now we have to put up with Emily's shitty photography. Note to Sterns, you and cameras have no business being in business together. Love these samples of Emily's work as printed in the NY Post:

Howard Stern tried to launch his desperate nobody girlfriend as a calendar model at the ripe old age of  33 years old in 2005, having shaved off a few years making the failed model 36 years old. Sound familiar? High Priestess Emily from the Garden of Idiots is finally getting some mainstream press for her upcoming photography exhibit at the ripe old age of 32. I mean, can't she photograph 70 year old naked men any time? She should've used Howard as her model. Why wait until you are 32 to market your shit? 

So Princess Pariah Beth, another 112 Production, dropped the flab and posed for a bunch of askew bizarre photos for her solo calendar. This was before Howard latched onto the charity worker gimmick for Beth since everything else had failed to make Beth a star. No one bought this calendar, it was a huge failure resulting in the abandonment of her own personal website where the calendar was sold. Nobody wanted to look at the freakish airbrushed proportions of Howard Stern's girlfriend with that face that could scare thousands of demons back into hell to commit suicide.

Beth's first Howard Stern published calendar featured his bizarre girlfriend
with a weirdo body at the age of 33 yrs old. No one is launched at that
age Howard, but it seems you could find no older photos of
Beth from her youth as a "model" since they don't exist except for
ads for fat pants in the National Enquirer for Haband. So Howard commissioned
these weirdo photos of wide-bodied Beth.

But poor Emily, the eldest lab creation of Howard Stern, with The National Enquirer long ago running a photo of her at summer camp that I can no longer locate, but she was a duplicate of Howard Stern. So on with the plastic surgeries with Howard bragging years ago that his darling 6'1" petite daughter wanted to be a serious stage actress. Anyone with access to the Internet knows how that went, it was beyond embarrassing yet fully expected from a daughter of the clinically untalented, unfunny, unmarketable, un-anything Howard Stern who was only a loud mouth shock jock who copied Don Imus and Morton Downey, Jr. I mean, the girl had no chance. She should've just shaved her head, changed her name to Morey and joined the Moonies.

Soooo Emily has to start earning some dough? Trust Fund ceiling met, honey? Oooh, Beth just peed her pants! She just got another raise, no more payments to the eldest daughter for the Trust Fund, it now goes to Beth to continue to build her Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation EMPIRE! Yes, Beth's got the 52 million dollar Florida Fortress all set up with prison cells for captured kitty photo props and we know the Manhattan project is all Beth's housing cats and meeting with her staff and paid pigeons to mete out justice for kittens deciding who will get the latest round of captured felines dumped on their doorstep with Beth showing up in her limo and photog ready to document the session and speeding back to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons to photograph more feline prisoners to fill up her empty iPhone and spew out dozens of useless photos on her Instagram site.

Howard put Emily off dating men? It had nothing to do with the fact she's a 6'1" test tube hermaphrodite that looks like a clone of Howard? Is Howard a man? He's got the woman's permed wig in place and the sway down pat and loves that hand on the hip model pose as he tries to hide his pot belly and flab under those over sized clothes he wears. 

And just where was Beth on Sunday night for the Broadway opening of George Takei's play? Home in bed with a giant bottle of Clooney wine up her private parts thinking it's an IVF treatment. Oh, Beth runs from Emily and had to come up with a "family emergency" as Howard announced on his satellite radio show a week ago. Howard was meeting his daughter in the city on Sunday and briefly walked the red carpet first and skated out to meet Emily the Tortured Woman. 

11/8/15

Puff Daddy's got the smoker's grimmace once again as he walked the red carpet for the Broadway play "Allegiance" on 11/8/15. Robin looked like a potato monster with torpedoes strapped to the front of her body as she is rockin' that sewn-in weave corkscrew pasta on her head with the facelift tape pulling back all that fat as she cakes on the makeup around that botox. Hey Robin that girdle you have on looks ridiculous by pushing all your fat upward towards that facelift.

11/8/15

Rita Moreno was there too walking the red carpet for George's play on Broadway on Sunday and she and Robin look like they go to the same stylist but at least Rita looks like a normal person and not a clown balloon. Robin's wig has to be longer than Rita's to cover up that huge pumpkin face.

Photos from the red carpet 11/8/15 in New York.

Now's your chance guys. Emily is available and announcing she doesn't have any dates with men. Go for it, take your shot, but can you take "it"?