Exercise Your Demons

Howard Stern exercises his demons by pushing his wife and now his eldest daughter in our faces and saying how "great" his daughters are and repeating that word like a lunatic with Beth touted as an "English major" by Howard when she's a college drop out allegedly kicked out for cheating on exams while lying to her classmates she was being snatched out of college because she was an in demand model being sent to Europe for a huge modeling career. We all know how that turned out, we can't find it. Beth had no career but bagging a rich idiot to make her famous while battling that demon Emily with the screams and garbled whispers on her poetry CD that sent Yoko Ono running to an exorcist. So now we all have to contend with the official launching of Howard's 32 year old daughter Emily Stern traumatized by men [well, I think alleged test tube babies can't have babies so yeah, no guy wants her unless he can get his cash cow baby out of her] because of her dad divorcing her mom but is orgasmic over the press she finally got in the New York Post, with Howard rattling on and on from his coffee high on Monday's satellite radio show, barely containing the shakes he suffers from about how proud he is of his daughter and he had a little meeting at his parents house with Emily on Sunday to gloat and gather around the High Priestess thrilled someone is finally paying attention to her. 

Yes, proud she has been a tortured woman trapped in a divorce nightmare and perhaps jealous (?) Howard married a MODEL, oh my god, Howard Stern's scripted bullshit. Yes, Emily, you are tortured having to beg for daddy to fund a gallery showing of your bullshit photographs while publicly admitting your dad married a "model", gosh, what a condition on your fame your father puts on you, gotta publicly announce in the press daddy married what? A MODEL with the writer of your press piece in the NY Post having to insert BLOND BOMBSHELL model Beth O, goddamn, what Emily won't do for money, and it must be a lot to get her to open up and admit daddy married a model and she was traumatized into not dating men [as if it was her choice]. Now those are some big hoops to jump through so daddy will consider upping the prenup since it is now paid in full and poor Emily has been cut loose from daddy's apron strings.


In the meantime, Emily's CD of her poetry should come with a stronger warning that it's for only those people wishing to summon a demon while making dinner...omg...Emily appears to be a very disturbed woman. Guess what, that describes Howard Stern too. Like father like daughter, pretty creepy but very real. One commenter on Amazon.com [not included below in the screenshot] said something like her poetry CD is a mixture of Emily whispering, singing, then multiple different voices grunting and moaning, the sounds of a man having sex and screaming nonsense poetry. Sounds like a typical Howard Stern production.

I don't think it's a mystery as to why Howard stated on the air many times that when he was home with the wife and kids on Long Island he double bolted the iron door to his basement for long hours "working on his radio show" with Ralph when we find out his eldest daughter was Regan MacNeil. 

Finally the shock jock could get some extra dough from his Private Parts book and movie deal and could move out of the house to score a famous model [since he believed he was in demand by the likes of Sharon Stone or Heather Locklear] and lived in the city all week and only visiting the demon seed(s) on weekends until the wife stated he could just stay in the city and not bother coming home....the rest is history with the pudgette from Pittsburgh moving in with Stern in Manhattan and amazingly, not one person cared. Beth now has those Manhattan apartments, which is a corporate meeting place and Howard is running again from another demon named Beth O.

Below are excerpts from Amazon.com of the reviews the High Priestess of the Stupid, Emily Stern, received for a few of her work products. I also love the comment below about Emily, incredibly juvenile and utterly pretentious, but it could refer to all three Emily, Howard and Beth, the unholy three.

Speaking of juvenile and pretentious, Bad Seed Beth was shuttled out of town because, as this blogger has said on more than one occasion, she avoids Emily so had to pretend she was a star in demand in a school in North Carolina since that is where her niece lives with her mother unless this is a different niece, who knows, but anyway, Beth continues to push her failed Yoda the cat book, the first one, onto the public school system. Oh, lucky them.

Brinkley needs another tummy tuck and lipo
as she made the rounds at the
SiriusXM studios on 11/9/15.

Howard Stern interviewed the aged plastic surgery addict Christie Brinkley on his satellite radio show on Monday and had to say everyone in the world thinks she looks like who? BETH. Oh wow. So did Howard get to pre-record any interview with Heidi Klum's ex Seal? He was at Sirius too for a Town Hall hosted by Jenny McCarthy. Christie also did the Jenny McCarthy show the same day at the SiriusXM studios making the rounds plugging her gawd awful book. Does she mention her multiple facelifts as a way to maintain that frozen face at 61 yrs old? Jenny McCarthy is married to those dark glasses since her eye job mishap.