The Jaunt

When Howard and Beth Stern sponsored a Feline HIV cat room with one cat in it at their new pet charity in Florida called that generic name "Dogs and Cats Forever" it means Bethie O'TaxLoopholeArtist now gets her jaunts to her Florida Fortress, Stalag Beth/Palm Beach, completely paid for as a charity snatch and scram gimmick. She snatches some cats from that shelter her tax loophole talent scouts have ferreted out in Florida and then scrams back to the Hamptons for another round of endless selfies with these cats with Beth flat on her back and calling it charity work with her pigeon supporters lapping it up hoping to get a photo with the doper, I mean dope, and get a cat blessed by the inebriated wife of Howard Stern with the toxic breath. So, Beth latched onto an obscure shelter and avoided the county shelters since they rarely have kittens, only grown animals and they make terrible photo props, right? Beth has been having trouble getting kittens since those are the first animals adopted from the shelters, it's the grown cats and dogs that are left to languish and die with Beth avoiding them. 

What happened to your paid friends,
Bethie? Katie Lee and Mark Mullett?

Beth gets really mad when she gets stuck with a grown cat [yes Beth, haven't a few people heard your rants when you were sitting in a corner at your local bar in the Hamptons thinking you couldn't be heard? Next time, dearie, ease up on the tequila shots]. As documented on Beth's Instagram site, she has already dumped her grown phony foster cat onto another foster home [aren't they all the real foster homes anyway?] When Beth runs out of kittens, one of her paid stooges comes up with a grown cat wandering around the Liquor Stop off the freeway and she brings it to Stalag Beth in the Hamptons and Beth takes it temporarily for publicity then dumps it onto a real foster home. Beth goes into full panic mode when all she has is a grown cat prop for her selfies and will be heading to Florida to add more kittens to her selfie photography studio.

Big Bucks Beth now gets her jaunts to Florida funded by the charity she works for, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) and her selfie foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). Why no one in Florida will adopt cats is a mystery, but Beth has to fly there and grab some cats to fill her empty house and her empty iPhone. But Howard Stern has created this selfie job for his wife and gets her shuttled out of town not on his dime, but via public donations, while he gets some selfie time in the Village obsessing over his weave and badgering producers for a job on television. Howard is staying in the Village right? Who knows, Beth has headless photos of Howard saved on that damn iPhone that she posts all the time and no one has any idea where Howard is. He does have his cover story all ready in case he is spotted at a private club with a newbie art student [cough cough] and the cover story is code named Emily Stern.

Stupid idiots continue to pander to Beth O'Nobody and love her little dumping sessions she photographs for her useless Instagram site that has no purpose other than getting the public to give Beth money and create a job for herself as the chief fundraiser for the North Shore Animal League and her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends where she receives salaries. Howard Stern set her up pretty good with this animal charity gimmick that does nothing for anyone but make Beth a pseudo star. It takes the least work since real charities require a lot of time and money to house and care for the animals; grown animals. Plus, Beth wants nothing to do with a cancer camp for kids since she hates kids and it involves real work and devotion, not just posing with kids and then locking them inside a room when she tires of them and flops like a dead fish into a tub filled with a few inches of tepid water while drinking her way into oblivion before passing out for the night. Beth is a lazy ass do-nothing that just wants a camera pointed at her fug face 24/7. She is a selfie monster and being a massive failure as a model has warped her football head permanently.

Beth Ostrosky Stern is the National Spokesperson and Chief Fundraiser for the National Association of Groupies (NAG) and they have been busy lately getting some publicity and organizing meetings, etc., with their latest favorite hangout being the Ralph Lauren Polo Bar in New York.