Ribbit Radio

Got lies, Howard? Of course not,
you are a self-proclaimed honest
man. It's not a lie if you
believe it.

Frog-faced Howard Stern is doing the riveting satellite radio show with an aged former New York Police Commissioner on Monday who Howard worships and panders to nonstop. Gosh Howard, slim pickin's when everyone has a real family and a real life and real celebs are too busy to sit for an interview on a stale satellite. The Commissioner's son is that Greg Kelly who is always forced to take Beth on his morning TV show Good Day New York cohosted by Miss Mafioso Scotto. The alleged closeted Greg Kelly was charged with rape a few years ago to prove he was straight. All charges were dropped.

Bitch Face Beth trots on that show Good Day New York all the time showing off
her bastards as she explains how the public can send her money.

Beth has the same wig and makeup
stylist as Miss Piggy.

Monday night was the Bay of Pigs in New York with that Jessica Seinfeld "Baby Buggy" charity celebrating 15 years of being able to keep the gimmick going. Miss Piggy Schumer was a performer along with Jerry Seinfeld.

Jessica Seinfeld in a new wig and Jerry without one.

Miss Piggy Schumer performs
at the Jessical Seinfeld Baby
Buggy charity event.

11-16-15, Miss Spackle & Hyde Beth cakes on that makeup as she gets her trip into NY to crash the Jessica Seinfeld event paid for by her charity and foundation since she will be dumping some cat onto a real foster home on Tuesday, at least according to that drivel she posts on Instagram. Gotta shuttle those cats back and forth to wherever she wants to travel. Howard's got this Beth running around like a chicken without its head and hopping around like a bunny on crack as he keeps the pariah busy and out of his weave. It's tough being married to a radio dinosaur facing budget cuts every year and having to come up with schemes to get yourself a salary, right Beth? 



Beth looked like a dead fish as she gets ready for her closeup on Monday night to crash that Jessica Seinfeld event in NY.

After Party Beth was glued to that bench
with her paid photog in tow making sure
to get her best side as she wore a hideous
old lady dress to again cover up
and hide her recent laser treatments
to erase those age spots on her chest
and that Spanx girdle for her enlarged
butt and thighs.

It's been about three years since Beth could crash the Jessica Seinfeld charity event fundraiser that provides baby buggies to underprivileged women who can't afford Jessica's plagiarized recipe books. Beth was all taped back with that frozen face and the wig glued around her head as she stiffly posed for her close-up at the after party in New York having missed the red carpet event and the performances. She could barely get her butt out of that tub of tepid water and be vertical in time for her close up at the bar.

No one knows why Miss Barren and Botoxed was trying to get into that baby buggy benefit anyway. She will be off and running in the Florida stakes soon to try and rectify that once again. More IVF honey? You really believe you can pull this off and hide the surrogate in the basement Florida surgery center? Is the sis-in-law all set to go or is she too old like you?




Howard is getting the pool ready in Florida for the upcoming jaunt paid by Beth's charity and her personal foundation. He cleverly left a note near her selfie camera telling her to dive to the bottom of the pool to retrieve her selfie monster prize of yet another genuine croc Birkin bag since he knows the recently appointed spokesperson for the National Association of Groupies (NAG) will do anything for an expensive treat. We hope her new Birkin doesn't bite the head off the selfie monster but then it might be impossible for that football head to fit inside a croc's mouth.

Poor Simon has to spend
the holidays with his precious
son instead of with a menopausal
bleached wigged selfie monster.

Simon Cowell's website lists all the charities he supports and so far I have not seen Beth's selfie charity on there, Bianca's Furry Friends, in which she makes a nice chunk of change. Doesn't he want to throw money down Howard Stern's money pit? Simon must be jealous of Howard and the fact he got a barren aged pariah to marry him. All Simon has is a relationship with a woman who fell in love with him and they now have an adorable son together, poor guy. I guess his holidays are a lot of nothing having a child to share them with, I mean, doesn't Simon want a giant blonde bimbo with her face stuck in her iPhone 24/7 to bark orders at him and scream that she wants on television? Doesn't he want a prenup shoved in his face by the ball and chain's mother? Doesn't he want to take endless photos of a bleached dullard in various psychotic poses while he decides which female celeb he will portray in an embarrassing xmas card?

Super global superstar and super gorgeous Rob Zombie posted a photo on his Facebook site from Hellfest 2014 in France as he shows support for the victims of the tragedy last Friday the 13th.