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Saturday, November 14, 2015

Terror on Friday the 13th

In terrifying and shocking news, apparently terrorists attacks took place killing many innocent people in Paris on Friday the 13th, where a group of unidentified gunmen took hostages inside the concert hall called Le Bataclan where the American rock group Eagles of Death Metal were performing. When heavily armed police came on the scene the alleged terrorists began killing hostages and then detonated bombs on their belts committing suicide. The band members escaped harm but at least 100 people were killed. Other sites in the city were targeted as well killing about twenty more people.

This was the exact same concert hall where famed rock star, producer, writer, and director Rob Zombie appeared last summer in June 2014. For his 2015 tour he performed at venues throughout Germany, Austria and Spain and continued touring in the US and is now finishing up his latest film project called "31". 

A look inside Le Bataclan, June 2014, during the Rob Zombie concert.



RZ on stage in Paris, France, at Le Bataclan in June 2014.

We don't know how the Fates work but it was interesting that three Americans thwarted a supposed terrorist attack on a train traveling to Paris in August of this year. Supposedly officials new another attack was coming and were on alert.

It has been reported, though not confirmed, that in an effort to show feeling for someone other than herself, Beth O'bnoxious took a break from her selfie madness and photoshopping a bunch of cats into a photo of her living room, and has switched to an Eiffel Tower iPhone cover in a show of support for the survivors of the alleged terrorists attacks and to call for peace on Earth as we head towards Beth's big marketing season of Christmas. She is all bloated, Botoxed and biting at her bit with excitement for her upcoming North Shore Animal League gala event to honor Beth and her useless selfie book tour about her cat Yoda, and a benefit for bulldogs next month where she will pass the hat and collect money once again for her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, which will continue to fund her personal selfie life of lying around the house counting all that money that she collects from the stupid public.

Beth barely took a breath on Friday and was spewing out selfies like a mad woman and found time to come up with a faux ad for Yoda the Bully Do-Nothing Cat, posing on her Louis Vuitton luggage to show you how she spends your donations to her foundation; hey, she can take a salary and spend it anyway she likes, keep it up folks, as long as you keep giving her money she will continue to have an excuse to parade on morning talk shows and brag about how much she does for animals!! Oh yes, the self-proclaimed animal advocate and animal activist fries, grills and stews the meat while hanging up their hides in her closets and stuffs her plus sized clothes into animal slaughter industry byproduct luggage with a designer logo stamped on them! 
Fake Yoda meaning not the real Yoda from Star Wars.


Light a candle for innocent human lives lost and the animals that are caught and captured by Beth as she uses them up and then throws them at people along her route back into the big city for her red carpet & TV appearances on her quest for fame on the backs of homeless felines.



6 comments:

  1. Beth once again can't compete with mega-star Taylor Swift not to mention that Beth's brain can't process the fact that she's old enough to be Taylor's mother. Of course, Beth and Yoda were in a large cushion ad (photo by Howard) that appeared one time in Hamptons magazine. There is that.

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  2. re: "Supposedly officials new another attack was coming and were on alert." It should be "knew."

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    1. Oh wow! Really?! I would have NEVER figured out what Dame Beth-Man meant without your edit.. OMG we are so lucky you read this blog to provide up to the minute spelling correction.

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    2. Grammar Nazi's are worse than terrorists

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  3. Wonder if Beth Ho will relate some phony tale about some runway she trotted on in that Paris venue. How long will Mr Stern allow his 'wife' to continue embarrassing him by proxy before cutting her off? She's a complete LIE-ability at this point. Cheers, DBM.

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  4. The #PrayForParis hashtag Beef put on one of her kitten pics really got the healing started. Beef = sans clue

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