Shining Star

Got Diamonds??? Oh, yeah.

While Beth Stern was doing the snatch and dump kitten frump routine and soaking her butt in a sitz bath, supermodel and superstar Heidi Klum was drop dead gorgeous receiving a Bambi Award in Berlin on November 12, 2015.

According to the DailyMail UK,
the blonde beauty showed off'
her dazzling jewels
and her "covetable prize"
as she waved to
onlookers.

The Bambi Awards is the oldest media awards ceremony in the country and was first aired in 1948 and winners, in categories spanning music, fashion, film, literature, sports, politics, and more, are given a golden statue in the shape of a deer. Heidi picked up the Fashion prize for her work over the past year, with the jury adding that she "unites the worlds of fashion and entertainment". The official statement of her winning continues: "She believes that fashion should be fun, and demonstrates this both on the red carpet and on her shows Germany's Next Top Model and Project Runway."

2003, model perfection Heidi Klum
wore the Victoria's Secret
"very sexy fantasy bra" with
a 70 ct diamond pendant valued at
11 million dollars.

Howard and Beth are frothing at the mouth over Heidi and all her accomplishments and hate all real supermodels because Beth O'verweight could never break into that elite circle because she's ugly aside from looking like she eats a bale of hay everyday and grazes all afternoon and then rolls around in the dirt after her bath. 

Howard also is inappropriately bothered and irritated by the routine Victoria's Secret fashion shows that are held in various parts of the country to promote their lingerie and their catalogs, a catalog where Beth Ostrosky was deemed to be too fat and freakish to get into print. Howard even having the nerve to say he wanted to be in the shows, but really hates them because they refuse to let his horsie wife be in them. Howard is also jealous of Bruce Jenner for coming out of the closet and jealous his daughters are models with Kendall Jenner walking in her first Victoria's Secret fashion show on November 10. 



Nobody invited Beth or her three ugly stepdaughters to be in the show. I guess they could have been the comic relief with Beth falling over her left foot and landing flat on her face and Emily Stern could've read from the Torah during the coffee break and explain how garbled whispers channeling a demon is considered something we should pay to hear. Oh, they're a fun group all right, Howard with the coffee talk and Emily with the Torah readings in between reciting her gibberish poetry I just might need a Dramamine to stop the waves from this speedboat of excitement. My gosh, Howard, time to free the gerbils and hang up the garters and call it a day. The shock jock era is long gone as is your former dried up patchy frizz curls that are now sewn into your head.

Howard even asked his enlarged sidekick Robin Quivers if she would wear the Victoria's Secret extreme designs and she said no, but we wonder what she might look like in one of the designs, and no, I did not do a photoshop of Howard in one of the costumes because he is a masochist and wants it too much. Deny deny deny, that is the ticket to getting to Stern, make him beg for it. We know he is already parading around the Village with Ralph sewing away making an awesome nightie for Howard with angel wings. Ralph can play the devil and defile him....like how boring, they play that at least once a week. However, both Howard and Beth wear Victoria's Secret pajamas as shown in many photos posted on Beth's Instagram.

Howard mentioned yet again on his radio show this week, about when he met a real supermodel and had a panic attack, Alessandra Ambrosio, when she was backstage at the taping of "America's Got Talent" [she is pictured right at the Victoria's Secret fashion show on Tuesday] when she would meet up with her friend and fellow supermodel Heidi Klum. Howard could not take it, and one of the reasons why he was finally pushed off the end of the judges' table. He was surrounded by real models who represented the real models who passed him by ages ago when he was in his fug 40's and a dumped loser with terrestrial radio ratings falling through the floor since his announced split from wife #1. 

Now Howard is stuck with wife #2 a dismal failure at everything, she was a fat failed model and now a fug failed charity worker having zero donations and support from the A List celebrities who do not want to simply give Howard's wife money while he buys real estate. The only reported "celebrities" to publicly announce they were giving Beth money for her foundation, Bianca's Furry Grifters, I mean, Friends, was a Russian mafia billionaire, an aged piano man who can't write anymore since his ghostwriter is now herding cattle in heaven, and a fat recipe snatcher with her own show donating money to Beth's foundation from her own pet food company that keeps producing dog and cat food that is listed on the FDA recall list. Howard can't scam any real celebrities who believe they still have a career but he can scam the common person who buys his bullshit, and gives Howard and Beth cash to fund their do-nothing lifestyle and his three non-earning daughters who survive on daddy's Trust Funds and with Emily Stern finally getting some press because she took a few photos of a swamp and called it "art".

Even the aged has-been Jennifer Aniston has never publicly supported Miss Beth O's stupid foundation since no one wants to hand cash to Beth, it's a joke, what with Howard buying real estate all the time, he can buy his wifey a kitten center at the North Shore Animal League that she keeps promoting ad nauseam that won't start being built before 2017 according to her own words as she was taped backstage filming the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl. 

11-11-15, Beth is back to her
"Snatch & Dump" sessions as she
snatches dough from the public and
dumps cats onto paid stooges
who worship her on Instagram.

Beth donates zero of her cash, just proceeds from her author's fees to that shit she calls books and calendars featuring herself, which benefit her own foundation. I know, everyone has said it, I am definitely not the first, that the connection with Jen and Howard is that she was born a boy and can't have kids with Theroux born a boy who likes boys. Now you get it. So Jen threw Stern a bone and let him be the big reporter of her faux wedding in LA. When Howard and Beth got the text message from Jen, they hopped a freight train and beat it to LA for the wedding. It was a big deal to them, so let them have their pitiful fun even though Beth was furious no cameras were allowed inside the event that took place at Jennifer's home. Everyone knows Beth is a snitch to the tabloids. She would have ferreted out some dirt on Jen and taken photos with Beth suddenly starring "opposite" Jennifer Aniston in her next film.


Wow, super-dumper Beth changed from her usual Castro Combat Hat to a ship mate's hat since she looks like something that should be thrown back into the ocean. Love these people that have no clue how to adopt animals from their own local shelters but then Beth would be out of a job, right?

After Beth's staged cat dumping sessions she has to run to the tub for another selfie to practice her sad face pose and just looks like a dead fish in a disgusting medical sitz bath. As Howard said, she has to constantly "stick it" in water and we wonder why...sitz baths are not sexy they are gross. But then what else does Howard have to brag about but his boy toy wife in a tub. 

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 11-12-15 with Beth cropping the photo to hide her outstretched arm to take the selfie unless she really is surrounded by her servants taking her photo and they are fighting with a strobe light that just might fall into the tub accidentally on purpose.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9_-IK_IfAT/?utm_source=ig_embed

Wasn't it Nancy [Jackie's now ex-wife in the center]
 who told Alison Stern that she was happy to hear
that she finally "got out"? Was she lucky to be
 out of the group controlled by Howard? Well she
got  a much-deserved big payday in return but not
without a battle, and she won, oh wait, Howard
won 'cause he got Beth.

I hope no one missed Robin Quiver's confessional and apology tour that she announced on Wednesday's Howard Stern stale satellite radio show sounding like she finally got help with her wino problem and joined AA, but wait, she told Howard she is scheduling lunches with some of the old group out of whose past? Howard's, in a thinly disguised book interview tour and paying for the lunch since you are getting zero of her authors fee. Yes Howard, you had better plan for a future with Robin Quivers somehow in the mix with a steady paycheck to her mailbox since you have tried to ditch the dirigible since 2006, when you signed your big deal with Sirius. Howard has been clearing the decks since 2006 after his first deal with Sirius and then the merger with XM. His operating budget is cut annually. His contract is for his show to air on SiriusXM, and that is what Howard stated in a press item that he would not renew after signing in 2010 for another five years ending this year. But we will see if Mr. Ignored Pariah will sing a different tune come January.

Another Holiday season is coming up and we have to contend with another tiresome cash grab tour of the Sterns with Beth O'Author for yet another xmas of pushing her shitty products onto the public with her thinly disguised bullshit tax shelters and kitten rooms set up in each home while Howard bans any children's book authors from appearing on his radio show except Princess Pariah Bethie, like, for example to pull a name out of a hat....Amanda PEET...yes Howard, the woman who humiliated you where? In public.....omg. Adorable Amanda's new children's book is about being raised Jewish without a Christmas tree but Stern is phony bullshitter and has always had a Christmas tree, so can't go there, Howard's a phony while his eldest daughter chants around her mortgage-free digs making out with her sister and calls it finding religion. All Howard believes in are numbers and the numbers in his bank accounts. We can't wait for Robin's autobiography and how much Howard will spend to make sure Robin is the big fat loser victim in her second life story and Howard is a shining star winner who married.....a......model. Yes, what certain pigeons in Stern's ghetto won't do for money....Emily, Robin, Fred.....etc.