Ribbit Radio

Got lies, Howard? Of course not,
you are a self-proclaimed honest
man. It's not a lie if you
believe it.

Frog-faced Howard Stern is doing his riveting satellite radio show with an aged former New York Police Commissioner on Monday, who Howard worships and panders to nonstop. 

The Commissioner's son is that Greg Kelly who is always forced to take Beth on his morning TV show Good Day New York cohosted by Miss Mafioso Scotto. The alleged closeted Greg Kelly was charged with rape a few years ago to prove he was straight. All charges were dropped.

Howard rarely shows his cursed left side because his nose juts straight out
and looks bigger, and his chin is receding. It's the opposite from the right
side, his nose has a dent in it and his chin juts out. His plastic surgeon
gave him a crooked face, but Howard prefers to only show his
right side on camera on his radio show where he films each episode
and thinks they can be marketed for future use on a cable TV channel and
clips can be uploaded to YouTube.

Beth on Good Day NY barking orders at the hosts. She normally doesn't like to
show the right side of her face because her nose looks fatter and her chin
juts out emphasizing her manish jawline.

Monday night was the Bay of Pigs in New York with that Jessica Seinfeld "Baby Buggy" charity celebrating 15 years of being able to keep the gimmick going. Miss Piggy Schumer was a performer along with Jerry Seinfeld.

Jessica Seinfeld in a new wig and Jerry without one.

Miss Piggy Schumer performed at the Baby Buggy charity event.

11-16-15, Miss Spackle & Hyde Beth cakes on that makeup as she gets her trip into NYC to crash the Jessica Seinfeld event paid for by her charity and foundation since she will be dumping some cat onto a real foster home on Tuesday, at least according to that drivel she posts on Instagram. Gotta shuttle those cats back and forth to wherever she wants to travel. Howard's got this Beth running around like a chicken without its head and hopping around like a bunny on crack as he keeps the pariah busy and out of his weave. It's tough being married to a radio dinosaur facing budget cuts every year and having to come up with schemes to get yourself a salary, right, Beth? 

Beth looked like a dead fish as she gets ready for her closeup on Monday night to crash that Jessica Seinfeld event in NYC.

It's been about three years since Beth could crash the Jessica Seinfeld charity event fundraiser that provides baby buggies to underprivileged black women who can't afford Jessica's plagiarized recipe books. Beth was all taped back with that frozen facelift and the wig glued around her head as she stiffly posed for her close-up at the after party in New York City having missed the red carpet event and the performances for some reason. 

Beth attends the afterparty for the Jessica Seinfeld
Baby Buggy charity event.

No one knows why Miss Barren and Botoxed was trying to get into that baby buggy benefit anyway. She will be off and running in the Florida stakes soon to try and rectify that once again. More IVF honey? You really believe you can pull this off and hide the surrogate in the basement Florida cosemetic surgery center? Is the sis-in-law all set to go or is she too to be your surrogate?

Howard is getting the pool ready in Florida for the upcoming jaunt to their corporate time share and selfie fortress. Howard reportedly left a note near Beth's selfie camera telling her to dive to the bottom of the pool to retrieve her gift of yet another genuine crocodile Birkin bag since he knows the recently appointed spokesperson for the National Association of Groupies (NAG) will do anything for an expensive treat. We hope her new Birkin doesn't bite the head off the selfie monster but then it might be impossible for Beth's football head to fit inside a croc's mouth.

Poor Simon has to spend
the holidays with his precious
son instead of with a menopausal
bleached wigged selfie monster.

Simon Cowell's website lists all the charities he supports and so far I have not seen Beth's selfie charity on there, Bianca's Furry Friends, in which she makes a nice chunk of change. Doesn't he want to throw money down Howard Stern's money pit? Simon must be jealous of Howard and the fact he got a failed model addicted to plastic surgery. All Simon has is a relationship with a woman who fell in love with him and they now have an adorable son together, poor guy, aside from his billion dollar production company producing the "Got Talent" shows. 

Rob Zombie posted a photo on his Facebook site from Hellfest 2014 in France as he shows support for the victims of the tragedy last Friday the 13th.