The Cult of Beth

Have you joined yet? Howard Stern has the church of Saint Beth all set up and it is growing as shown on her Instagram site as her followers are growing and Beth is having them now set up Instagram sites to track the progress of the cats blessed by Beth and that were delivered to homes in limos with a cameraman in tow so Beth, the Leader of the Stupid, can be praised and get her more circulation on the Internet that she craves since the dolt wife of Howard Stern appears to be at the end of her rope and is stuck in the Life of Yoda the Cat series of phony children's books in the guise of charity work since it's her only gimmick for appearing on daytime television. 

It's all Howard Stern has left in his bag of bad ideas to market Beth and to try and make her palatable to the poor public out there who need a celebrity to tell them to adopt a cat. All Beth does is have the help snatch kittens in a variety of colors and then set up photo shoot after photo shoot sticking cats on her body claiming Beth is a charity worker. Beth sits home and does nothing but take her own picture, she donates zero to any charity with all of HER proceeds she admitted publicly from her useless ghostwritten books going to her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, yes, all the money goes straight to Beth. 

The Cult of Beth gets new members all the time. These idiots who refuse to adopt from their own county animal shelters want a cat blessed by Beth O.

Howard Stern is out of ideas to market the skanky looking barfly he married with zero past other than what is in the press in PA about her father forced to surrender his dental license or it would have been yanked by his licensing board. Oh, it's public record, check with the dental board in Pittsburgh. That is Beth's past aside from her uncle who was denied a gambling license in Florida due to his not-so-alleged ties with organized crime [ref: BFP 8/4/15]. Yes, this is Beth's history as it appears on the Internet and which Howard can't market. So onto the kitty cat gimmick so everyone will like the fame hound who thought a radio DJ could make her a celebrity.

What about the cult of Howard? He is in bed with many scientologists giving them all the airtime they want on his satellite radio show, past and present members, and suddenly Howard got a job on television with a real show with his buddy Sharon Osbourne on NBC's America's Got Talent starting in 2012 which ended in 2015 since it was moving back to Los Angeles, yes, a community property state which is Howard's Kryptonite. Well, how else do you separate yourself from Howard Stern without a lawsuit? You have to pretend it's a business decision and Howard can come along if he wants or decide to leave the show and call it a retirement, good one, Stern. Whew, got rid of the ratings killer and Simon Cowell can try and reclaim his show.

Howard did have fellow TM buddy
Russell Brand as a guest on his radio
show several times until he found
out he was slated to replace Stern on
satellite radio.

But wait, Howard's non-functioning private part worships David Lynch and his TM bullshit, right? Well, Howard has to horn in on a bunch of stuff to make him famous and to stop his downward spiral into an abyss of reading commercials and dodging wife #2 as she keeps waving that pre-nup in his face and screaming that she wants on television. 

David Lynch found another new career with his Foundation [oh, all the celebrity foundations are just amazing]. Doesn't Howard run to his office after his radio show broadcast to practice TM? Oh yes, chant Howard that you are great and wonderful and are not a dinosaur stuck on a radio for 30 years and could never launch yourself as a late night talk show host but your TM has deemed you equal to David Letterman, Leno, Fallon, Kimmel, so everything is fine in your permed weave.

Howard appeared with his stupid wife at a David Lynch Foundation promotional gig on April 4, 2009 but I never saw that Howard got to meet his idol and pose for a picture. I guess Howard isn't relevant enough for Lynch.

Has Howard made peace with TM Leno? Is Howard no longer jealous of Leno since he retired from television and Howard now is saying publicly that he also retired from the TV show, America's Got Talent?

Success without stress, right Howard? Russell Brand was promoting his limited run show on Sirius as well as his devotion to TM and was courted to become a regular on Sirius. But what about success without a job? Howard is in a minor panic right now while his wife fancies herself a kitty cat superstar to her cat club followers on Instagram until she sobers up and has to be thrown into a bathtub and sedated and put to bed at 4 P.M.

The cast of Mulholland Drive with the director
and writer of the film, David Lynch. Yes, that's
Howard's buddy Justin in the photo.

So nice that fellow David Lynch buddy Justin allowed Howard Stern to cover his bogus wedding in Los Angeles this year and get the old man into the mainstream press for about 30 seconds. Howard clings to these little spots of light in his dark and depressing world of obscurity saddled with a wife who is stuck on a longe line going in circles fast and lying around taking selfies with her eyes shut pretending she is sleeping with cats attached to her body with super glue.

This photo was posted on Beth's
Instagram on 9/30/14.

TM Beth is as stupid as her husband and scrambling for any gimmick that will stick and keep her in the public eye. Notice the outstretched arm with Beth taking her own picture pretending to be asleep or meditating, who knows, but the woman's brain has officially parachuted out of that football head and is not returning anytime soon.

Miss TM is often seen in public looking drunk and rolls around on the floor inappropriately in a dress to have her photo taken with a dog. Yet, this is all Howard Stern could find to marry him and pretend they are blissfully in love to make wife #1 jealous and all those phantom millionaires jealous that Beth said she dated and rejected and selected Stern as her prize pigeon.

Howard Stern as Ginger from
Gilligan's Island. Howard has to
keep dressing as a woman in private
and in public to make peace with
Helen Stern.

Wake up to your true self Howard, the man in the mirror with the rarely vertical fame whore you married stuck in a selfie prison going nowhere as you hide in your Starbucks corner planning your next publicity phase to keep your name in the press while bankrupting a tabloid forced to print your news items you pay for while pushing that menopausal moron wife into our faces claiming it's charity work.