Silent Sunday

Today, I won't say a word about Howard and Beth Stern. Today is Silent Sunday and everything will be peaceful and nice and I will become one with the universe to bring only peace and positive thoughts into the world and to the readers of the Beth Fan Page who have kept the blog going for much longer than anyone expected. I mean, I started in 2011 and have deleted tons of stuff just because it was getting too big and some of the material out-dated or boring and well, you know, I get in a mood and just start hitting the delete button. 

But before I remain completely silent today, I will say that Howard and Beth have dismal personal fan sites. Beth plugged a site called Stern Fan Nation on her Twitter site which boasts 20,800 followers and Beth's fan site on Facebook has almost 600 "likes". Howard and Beth have an embarrassing little number of followers averaging about 420 people per state. Does Howard include these numbers when negotiating his radio contract with Monster Malone? I bet that would be a riot and might qualify Howard as a comedian after all.

All this proves is that Howard Stern should have retired when the E cable channel kicked his videotaped radio show off the air. Then he could take his little briefcase that only contained his lunch consisting of one baked potato and ranch dressing on the side and go home to meditate instead of taking up office space at a radio station. But aside from having no fan base, Beth and Howard have no shame where a disabled person is raising money for billionaire Beth by having the public donate cash once again to her personal foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) to build an invisible kitten center at the charity that pays Beth a salary, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) which begs the question, why? Because Howard and Beth are funding a lifestyle for themselves and it involves taking money from the public. 

Beth has been collecting public donations for a cat center at NSAL for about three years now and counting with Howard Stern in the meantime finding the dough to purchase a 52 million dollar mansion in Florida. Why not just build the cat center at NSAL yourself, Beth? WHY? Because Beth and Howard pay for nothing but publicity and getting their mugs in print and in countless online articles. Miss Billionaire wants you to fund her big name on a building at NSAL to house a bunch of cats that Beth sifts through and finds ones she can market into books to bring in more money for herself while the cat building is funded by the public, not Miss Rich. Nice little arrangement you have Bethie, no work for dough that you throw in your vault and get a nice tax credit along the way.

Howard keeps pushing his aged wife into the public eye with paid publicity items about how she is a model in her menopausal 40's when Beth models nothing for any company. It's just Howard's stupid iPhone photos that he posts on the NY Daily News website and claims some sort of victory when the print edition of the tabloid is going bankrupt. 

Nicki Minaj did the yellow smiley suit first in June 2015 with Beth copying the look in August 2015

As Beth fans already know, Beth's layout from Social Life magazine was posted on the New York Daily News website all paid by Howard Stern since not one person is looking for Beth who was never famous for anything but bagging a dejected DJ.

And what about the recycled Instagram photo Beth posted on 10/3/15? October 3rd is supposed to be their wedding anniversary but it's almost identical to a photo she posted on 11/27/14 [ref: BFP 11/28/14 Black Hole] with Howard looking identical with the same wig, glasses and sweater jacket with Beth looking slightly different but wearing generally the same type of sweats and the same "Love" necklace since they stage a photo shoot and take a bunch of pictures and dole them out whenever they want. 

Howard and Beth are rarely together nowadays, what with Stern's meetings at a local Starbucks since he is now an investor so it looks perfectly normal and open and transparent and not suspicious at all that he is sitting at that table in the corner with the hot guy in tight tight jeans ordering the tall blonde roast coffee...oh right, he is only a photography assistant, or was it a chess buddy, or maybe a grilling expert, oh wait, it was a consultant on getting things done and helping Ralphie organize his action figure toys on his shelf in his bedroom. 

Bullshit photo shoots of the same group of photos all taken at one time and dole out on Beth's IG show.

How long have Ralph and Howard been together? Long enough to duplicate their clothing and hairstyles through the years as all elder males with young companions want a mini-me duplicate of themselves. Ask Liberace's boyfriend who wrote a book about it. I am no doctor but it has to do with ego and worshipping themselves in their youth, like making love to your younger self as Howard latched onto Ralph in the early 1980's, right? Wonder what Howard gets Ralph as an anniversary present, or maybe we don't want to know.