Swift Sunday

Sit back and relax, it's Sunday and in honor of some new readers to this awesome blog, I thought a few old photos of Beth would be fun to look at before everyone has to race back to work on Monday except Howard and Beth "Do Nothing" Stern. 

Is Howard off this week? I have no idea, but not that it matters really since he has the same pool of paid subscribers to his boring satellite radio show along with his pitiful fans who try and hijack this blog and derail it with a bunch of stupid comments.

Thanks, Toby. But, hey it's not like poor Howard has any new fans or getting any new listeners or anything, in fact, I would safely assume most of his fan base have crossed over the rainbow bridge so the show content hardly matters at this point, especially since he batches his celebrity interviews and tapes them for broadcast whenever he wants with sideshow attraction Robin Quivers in various stages of obesity and dodging any charity tax debacles pretending her "15 Foundation" never existed and blaming a salary dispute meltdown on a health crisis while switching from an all meat, potatoes and ice cream diet to an all vegan spicy chinese food, creamy squash soup and chocolate mousse diet, to an all meat, liquor and fish diet with a side tub of french fries, can phone in her news items any time.

Remember the Beth Stern arm warmer phase around 2011? How funny and hilarious were those photos. Beth had some friend of hers she dug up from her special ed school days and completely hogged her website [now defunct, with a Facebook site with no activity since 2013 and containing 55 "likes"] and posed in a bunch of stupid arm warmers with the fright photos taken by Howard of course. Oh guess what, Princess Nobody was again copying from Taylor Swift, the superstar from PA who actually really is 5'10" without wearing heels and manages to weigh under 150 lbs.

The comparisons are too funny especially since Howard and his paid closeted idiot staff of the Stern show fawn over Beth and say Taylor Swift looks like a young Beth, OMG, I just spit up my black coffee from Starbucks that I guzzle and don't sip [like Howard] and not my usual Vodka and tomato juice breakfast [like Howard, right?].

Beth has been terrorizing cats for more than six years and no one has stopped her yet. The photo right, was taken in 2009 at a cat's birthday party held at the Algonquin Hotel in New York. Beth no longer supports other cats or their birthdays since setting up Stalag Beth in the Hamptons, her private corporation where she accepts public donations to keep her selfie career afloat while doing zero to help any charity but accepts public donations to build a kitten center at the North Shore Animal League where she collects a salary and wants her fat name on the center to house a bunch of cats nobody wants, not even her.

In another photo from 2009 from that same birthday party, she showed everyone she had cut her bangs. Howard told her to stop it since it emphasized her overgrown masculine face, huge jawline and chin implant and her head was growing like a guy on steroids. Beth was desperate to keep the pounds off her wide frame by running around her Hamptons house nailing photos of herself to all the walls of her huge prison camp for captured cats.

Back in March of this year, this blogger got it right with what Howard and Beth's baby might have looked like. Of course, the baby would be born as bald as Howard would be today sans that weaved permed wig while trying to prove to his fan that the kid was actually his and not from a mentally disabled sperm donor. Gawd, were Beth's parents cousins or something?

Happy Sunday to all readers of this blog. May I never get into a snit and delete everything, then what fun will you have? You'll only have the Stern show to listen to on a dead satellite....sorry :(