Swift Stomps Ostrosky

Beth Ostrosky is getting lost in her Instagram vortex and sinking into nothing and being left waaay behind the mainstream celebrities as Bethie is trapped in her animal charity gimmick that is getting her nowhere, fast. 

Yes, stupid, that giant white Persian cat belongs to Robin. This jerk evidently missed the big bestselling first book about Yoda the Persian cat since in reality, no one bought it and never heard of it with cases of the books sitting in a moldy wine cellar at Stalag Beth.

Beth is a famous nobody and needs to deceive a stupid public filled with cat association shut-ins into thinking she is a celebrity who devotes her time to any charity other than her personal charity set up by lawyers to make herself famous, something she has failed to accomplish since growing up a mentally disabled freak face in Pittsburgh and was escorted to New York where she thought she could become a famous model resorting to lying about it, deceiving the public when she stated she "modeled everywhere" and spent about four years in Europe only to be sent to Switzerland to model for a ski clothing catalog [no evidence exists of any of the garbage coming out of Beth and Howard's mouths about Beth's big modeling career overseas]. The only evidence of Beth's fat modeling career before shacking up with Stern was her enormous modeling photos of plus size lingerie from a catalog in Jersey and modeling stupid prom hairdos for a Vietnamese clip joint.

Beth's one success in life is that she is obsessed with being famous and could only accomplish that by getting a little dirt on the NY talk show hosts from the agency where she worked, the day shift, to cater to married men. Yet Beth had set her crossed eyes on famous men but not one famous or not so famous man has come forward and publicly admit to dating the super dome football headed wife of Howard Stern. Now, why is that? Big mystery. Probably because she was more famous at the lesbian biker bars than at the Champagne Bar. But all Beth's shock jock husband could finally get the unmarketable moron was a charity gimmick and quickly set up her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, and immediately started collecting public donations in the guise of building a kitten center that never happens...we're waaaiting!! Where's your capital project Beth? You and Howard Stern have been badgering the public for dough for about three years while you buy a 52 million dollar home in Florida and continue to stock your closets with tons of slaughter industry byproducts with designer logos stamped on the hides. Where is the money going I wonder? Oh, into Beth's Botox appointments, gotta look good as the paid useless spokesperson for that tired North Shore Animal League we have to have shoved into our faces and plastered on Howard Stern's website since he has no content and nothing to plug but that old mare he married.

Beth is only obsessed with Beth and marketing her fat bully son Yoda and announced on her Instagram site that David Spade is doing the audio version of the new Yoda book. Howard has already pre-ordered 5,000 copies and is waiting to store them safely at the bottom of the ocean [he told Beth that Atlantis is a real city and they would be safe with Poseidon who loves cats]. We all know about David Spade, who is reportedly highly neurotic and loves doing a favor for a favor by scoring some hookers for his friends and how he derives great pleasure out of the misfortunes of others and must be having a big orgasm over the fact Artie Lange, his former co-star, was kicked off the Stern show and is back to being a road comic. Oh, Howard's the same way, he can't take anyone else's success or the fact that he lost out on The Tonight Show with Stuttering John being hired with Jay Leno cackling at the practical joke to enrage Stern and it worked.

"Lost & Found" about a jerk who steals a dog to get a date with a hot chick. Lost and found, Beth lost her pants and found an easy mark terrified of Page Six.

Liam Neeson with the facelifted
Roma Downey [remember her in Hercules?
I know, she sucked] on October 9 attending
the Spirit of Ireland gala, whatever the
fuck that is sans his buddy Howard Stern.

How come Howard wasn't in New York on Friday supporting his best friend Liam Neeson? You remember that Howard and Beth, the funeral crashers, stalked into the wake for Liam's dead wife Natasha Richardson. You know Liam, a bunch of gossip sites say he cheated on all the women in his life, and guess what, not always with other women. Now you get the Stern connection, right? Only rambling on here, don't take it to heart. Brooke Shields said in her recent book that she was offended when Liam proposed to her sans an engagement ring and she turned him down. I know, her book sucked. Well Roma shouldn't be interested in Liam since she only dates married men. Maybe she and Beth could have a fun time comparing notes.

Pretty funny that Radar Online reported that a source told them Liam's dramatic weight loss is due to dropping beer from his diet and switching to drinking black coffee. Will it work for the self-proclaimed black coffee drinker Howard Stern who has a big paunch that he hides under layers of clothes but it still sticks out when he wears a suit? Howard loves Liam, and Liam loves the fellas, well, allegedly. We know Stern is having those shakes every morning and he admitted his doctor wanted him to cut down on the booze but then the doctor had to acknowledge Stern is married to a crazy bitch and the stress is forcing him to binge on tons of shrimp and pasta with his long time companion Ralph drinking margaritas by the fireplace.

Happy Weekend, Beth Fans, stay out of trouble and remember to tune in the same time, same place, same channel, same blog as you get all the news that is real news right here in one awesome place.