Howard's Ship Has Sunk

Howard Stern did have a ship briefly that was kept afloat for four years [2012 - 2015] on that summer D List filler show on NBC called "America's Got Talent" (AGT). However, due to his age, his tanking in show business, and his fear and loathing of moving to a community property state, his ship has sunk. 

Everyone remembers that Simon Cowell was cleaning house following 2012 and the dismal debut of old fartman Howard on AGT with Cowell making sure old lady Sharon Osbourne was canned and two young women were called in to save the show in 2013, Heidi Klum and Mel B. 

Now the trouble was, as was reported on this blog and various sites on the Internet, Simon Cowell publicly stated he only meant for Howard to be a guest judge and that Simon was originally going to take over as a judge in 2012 but was tied up with his show the X Factor on another network.

Sharon had reached her
facelift limit and was pushed
off the AGT judges' table.

Suddenly in 2015 Howard Stern announces he is quitting AGT because the show was moving back to LA [a community property state where Beth O would automatically get half his salary] and that he will allow Simon Cowell to take his spot...oh thank you, Mr. Stern, Mr. No Talent who still has not answered the question of how he finally got on television at around 60 years old when he only appeared on national television briefly and randomly on the David Letterman Show [now defunct]. 

The public was left asking the question, Howard Stern who?? Oh you remember, the old fart shock jock who could never leave that stale morning zoo radio job for fear all the Trust Fund leeches would run and tell their stories to the tabloids if Stern stopped funding their little lazy livelihoods of globetrotting and snapping stale photos of homeless animals and posting them on Instagram and calling it charity work as well as having Howard Stern cornered and cowering hoping no one outs him in the press that he loves the ladies....gowns...].

According to Howard's own words in an article for the Hollywood Reporter from 2010 he stated he was re-signing with SiriusXM for a five-year contract and would not extend his contract beyond that [ending in 2015] but did not state what he will be doing after 2015 [ref: BFP 9/24/15, Goodbye Howard].  But on Howard's rarely live satellite radio show he is now spinning a tale that he might once again extend his contract with SiriusXM since, well, the jerk has no other options but retirement to a nice yacht off the Florida coast and get some tax relief by handing over his property deeds to Miss Charity Worker, Beth O'Nobody, who is making quite a nice living off public donations to her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) that has no work product and zero accomplishments and has done zero with those public donations since about 2013.

Beth can't keep her hands off money and would dump Howard in a nanosecond if she could score with Georgina Bloomberg who has allegedly hired a bodyguard to ensure Beth doesn't break her bridle and crash the gates to her invitation-only charity events.

That mentally deficient pariah Bethie does nothing with those public donations except publish a bunch of useless paper products called her books and calendars that end up in the garbage while Beth laughs all the way to her bank happy being the executor of her foundation and also collecting some dough as the useless spokesperson for the North Shore Animal League...got dough Beth? What do you do with it? Zero going out the door, god knows how much is coming in the door...oh wait, we've got an estimated number of how much Princess Bethie is worth, however, Beth has stated she wants at least seven million dollars from the public to build a kitten center at NSAL. Can't Howard throw some of his cash into that super chrome dome she calls a head and get the project done? Beth has been wanting seven million from the public since about 2013, and the public in the meantime has to buy her crappy calendars and books with Howard Stern mandating his employees each purchase multiple copies of all of Beth's shitty products designed to make herself famous.

Richest models? Just what is your income from modeling Beth, I mean, what jobs have you had modeling where you were actually paid instead of Howard Stern paying the editors to get your face in print? Richest models? Try Gisele Bundchen, who according to Forbes is worth $44 million and ranks #46 among the top earning celebrities for 2015.

Now that AGT is Howard free there should be no threat that Beth will be allowed to crash Heidi's show Project Runway. Heidi Klum has invited her fellow AGT judge Mel B on her show Project Runway as a guest judge. Yes, we are free from Beth on television at least for awhile before she shoves that new Yoda the cat book in everyone's faces. Howard Stern will never stop pushing his pudge from Pittsburgh in our faces who fancied herself a model even though she never appeared on the cover of any magazine before she hooked her dinosaur on the radio, a dinosaur who needed to score a hot chick when all he scored was a cold duck...oooh but Beth gives Howard the best duck!!

Beth looks photoshopped into this
photo posted on Getty Images.

Beth the selfie charity worker has been known to pose next to animal mobile adoption buses where she is mobbed by zero fans who have no idea who that over dressed woman is posing by a bus. No, Beth didn't donate that bus to NSAL, but Rachael Ray has donated a bus with her name on it funded by her crappy pet food that was subject to an FDA recall recently due to high levels of vitamin D causing toxicity in cats leading to seizures and serious if not fatal health consequences if left untreated by a veterinarian. 

Yes, Rachael has donated to the Beth Foundation on at least two occasions using the money from her Nutrish junk food for animals [her dog food received a below average rating in quality and nutrition according to the dog food advisor dot com] with Beth publicly announcing nothing that she has donated but her selfie produced calendars and books no one asked her to do with all her proceeds going back into her pocket via her BFF foundation.

So who will take over old man Stern's wet spot on that chair at the judges' table on AGT? Supposedly Simon Cowell wants to head in One Direction and has asked Louis Tomlinson to join the show to attract what? Oh, viewers under 60 years old. Louis got some attention earlier this year for doing a video to raise money in support of a family whose little girl was fighting an aggressive form of cancer something Howard and Beth never publicly go on record and do, they don't throw their support at anyone that can't make them famous or make a dime off of...oh, got Yoda the cat books anyone? Books that do zero to help anything or any one but pushes Beth's face on the internet and on daytime talk shows where she gushes over herself and praises herself for rolling around on the floor and playing with kittens all day.

Welcome to another week of fun and games, Beth Fans, as we watch what happens next...stay tuned and stay awake, news is happening all around us.