Sky High

Since March 2014, L'Wren Scott has officially been forgotten, the fashion designer, stylist, and sometime girlfriend of the famous Mick Jagger who reportedly dumped her and refused to take her on tour with him and she ended up somehow hanging from a doorknob in her kitchen area managing to kneel down and bend her 42 inch legs and lean forward suspended from a door knob with a black scarf around her neck with a knot from a man's necktie dug deep into the front of her throat in what was ruled a suicide.

It was also widely reported Miss Scott held a midnight dinner the night before her death with her lawyer, her personal assistant and her galpal Ellen Barkin and other unnamed guests. Ellen dated David Arquette, hmmm, a Stern connection there, and has Howard ever asked Dave about Barkin? She married Ruling Class dough when she bagged the multi-billionaire Ron Perelman and they had a messy divorce with Ellen selling off her fabulous Bulgari diamond bracelets that were purchased back by the jeweler at auction. Supposedly Barkin got 20 million out of a guy worth about 14 billion. Did I wake up Beth yet? She might be lucky to get 20 million once Howard's witches of Eastwick get done picking at her bones and sending her back home to mom and dad in a divorce or death of Stern.

L'Wren's body was discovered by her giant [meaning hugely tall like L'Wren herself] assistant at about 9:30 a.m. following that dinner with a few close friends, which broke up in the wee hours of that morning. The building was a tony exclusive new building of condominiums with just about duplicate layouts in each residence in the Chelsea area of New York, where you enter the building in your car and an elevator takes you and your car directly to the floor of your apartment. It was reported her famous neighbors were Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban [though they were never spotted there, ever] and fashion designer Domenico Dolce.

Not mentioned in those articles about the tragic suicide of L'Wren was the fact Howard Stern's buddy Gina Gershon also lived in that very same building with her partner since 2012, Robert Dekeyser. He tried to sell the apartment in April 2014, one month after the L'Wren suicide but the asking price was over nine million dollars, he dropped about one million from the asking price and sold it in January 2015. We wonder why he wanted out following the death of L'Wren, but no one is talking about the strange death. Pretty interesting Howard Stern never mentioned that he had an insider living in that L'Wren Scott death building. He could've had some dirt to dish on the fashion diva, but Howard steers clear of Gina since Top Whoreincess Beth banned her from plugging her book about her cat in 2012. Gina had the same layout as L'Wren, the idol pictured below was just at the corner of the photo so I tried to enlarge it to show detail, notice the red arrows of the idol sitting in the kitchen area and the swing in the living room.

When Gina came out with her book about her cat in 2012, she Tweeted Beth and wanted to send her a copy, hey, cat lady to cat lady, right? Gina also wanted to appear on the Stern show to plug it but she was banned. Beth curtly responded to her Tweet that she already had the book, end of story. Howard Stern never let Gina on his show in person to plug her book about her cat, that is Bethie Dearest's territory, no partner in cat houses will steal any airtime from Bethie. Only Bethie can plug her kitty cat books and calendars along with her bogus foster gimmick, where she dumps the cats onto real foster homes, where Beth continually dumps the cats onto the same group of people. Why? Beth is not a foster cat mom, she is a bogus selfie monster who steals kittens from shelters before they can be adopted so they can make cute photo props for her delusional job of fostering cats, which she does not do. They are thrown in cages in a kitten room, then they have their photo session each day, then Beth dumps them onto real foster homes and starts the process over and over and collects public donations for all this and socks it away in her personal foundation fund, Bianca's Furry Friends.

2008 - 2009, three aged hags
in their 40's in Boeing Boeing, based on a
screenplay about three YOUNG
stewardesses and the man that is
dating all three without their knowledge.

Oh but wait, we know Howard was a silent partner in his ex-girlfriends' Broadway play, right? It had a bunch of investors including the Weinstein Company. 

But Howard could effectively shut up his two galpals from his past and mark the contract paid in full, yes, Gina Gershon and Mary McCormack [nominated for a Tony] in the stage play "Boeing Boeing" dragging Beth behind him since she doesn't like competition with fellow cats. Gina? I will say alleged here, allegedly sources say, Gina was a bona fide old fashioned real life prostitute before getting her break and getting into films. 

Howard with the winner of
the Stern wife contest Bethie,
being dragged to the opening of
Boeing Boeing on Broadway in
May 2008.

Sources also say and not allegedly either, that Gina fucked the married producer and creator of many hit TV series however, Gina's series was a big flop called "Snoops" and aired in 1999. The guy? David E. Kelley who has been married to Michelle Pfeiffer since 1993. "Snoops" only lasted for 13 dismal episodes [only 10 airing in the US] and was quickly canceled. Oh, David was just taking advantage of a situation, wanted to be with a pro. Yes, old whores never forget the game and can apply their trade whenever it is needed. Now you see why Beth banned Gina from the Stern Show, it takes one to know one Bethie dear, and that one is inferred here and I will say no more.

Okay, we all know Howard is a big creep but this is getting really stupid. Mr. Numerology based on jewish mysticism, TM bullshit, and mommy chanting around the house all day in a Sari and clanking chimes is deeply into the numbers superstition. I noticed Howard likes to see the clash of the whores jockeying for position and invited his galpal Gina to a New Year's Eve party at his Manhattan penthouse in 2002. I guess he wanted to show the old alleged hookers the one that actually won the long term contract with Howard, prize pariah Bethie O with the one name since she thought she was famous but all that was famous about her was being able to stick chopsticks in her nose and bark like a seal while Howard tossed sushi down her throat. Hey, Beth is good at something. Yes, the  supposed doper smoker Howard who me thinks is going to a hippy dippy therapist prescribing happy pills while smoking some great stuff since Howard's entire life centers around that goddamn number 112 and no one bothers to cure him of this abnormal obsession. Like in the name of one of his companies,112 Productions, everything has to have a retard meaning in his life, my gosh, send in the clowns, oh right they're already here.

Photo from earlier this year at the
Florida Fortress for captured
phony foster cats.

So, where are the power nothing couple Howard and Beth? Back from that monster house in Florida yet with the tax write-off kitten room? There is nothing worse that cheap shit morons with money. Gotta set up a phony foster gimmick in Florida, can't spend their own dough. We know so far only Whitney Cummings has been a guest at the house, at least outside, as Beth continues to post tight shots of just the subject in her Instagram photos so as not to divulge their real location since they are running from phantom fans while hunting down phantom television job offers.

We love your stupid mirror images Beth, you still have to be askew and wonky in all your photos to reduce your enormous bandwidth while showing off those shorty legs. How many times has Beth fallen down stairs? Howard claimed Beth fell down a flight of stairs years ago in the Manhattan penthouse, the stairs that adjoin their separate residences with Beth being below the penthouse. Then she documented on Instagram her falling at a restaurant in the Hamptons stating she was drunk...watch those stairs honey, there are birds in that attic ready to attack.