Has it been 3 months already?

Howard and Beth's Florida Fortress which was
overpriced but then a fully equipped cosmetic
 surgery center costs money. 

It is a well kept secret that Howard's hugely overpriced Florida Fortress is his private surgery center since the Manhattan apartments and the Siriusly staffed Hamptons money pit, hardly make an appropriately secluded residence that can be fully equipped to handle any type of cosmetic procedure and any bad side effects so as not to have to call an ambulance and cause a big scene taking Beth and Howard Stern to a hospital with a team of doctors and nurses in tow who are phoning TMZ as they wheel their bloated faces into the ER.

Howard normally appears in headless selfies to hide his latest round of Frankenstein procedures thinking he really has another shot on television and is married to his computer typing away selfie articles then writing his own comments to the articles. It's a long standing trick of many people. Sylvester Stallone's now-deceased son revealed this on several occasions, that his father wrote his own movie reviews under a pseudonym.

About every 6 months Howard is in Florida but Beth goes more often, around every 3 months when they trot to their private surgery center retreat and sit around and get injected with various substances, along with lipo here and there and to patch up some areas where the surgical strings have broken loose. Some say Beth is bloated at times from endless and useless IVF treatments since Team O is constantly pressuring the empty headed slow adult to get her retirement/trust fund baby on board, but well, you can see how that's going. Insiders are gossiping that Beth thinks she is a girl but is actually a hermaphrodite but only Howard and his lawyers know for sure and no one is talking.

Photo from April 2015 when she returned from
her Florida Fortress with a bloated butt face trying to claim
all her appearances are cat rescue missions.

April 2015, huge bloated butt
face from injections to hide
her aged and saggy face.

In April and May 2015, Beth shows off her same bizarre butt face she has now. It's from all the bloat from the injections and it takes time for the side effects to subside but is Beth also getting another round of IVF? Does Mrs. Stupid actually think she can get pregnant at her age with her husband looking like he has prostate cancer?

May 2015, Beth's still got the
bloated butt face as she tells her fan she
 is on the toilet with this cat. I am not kidding.
What do you expect from a low
class idiot who married
Howard Stern the toilet humorist.

Below is a current photo of Beth dated October 18, 2015 and the butt face is back as well as that botox bloat go-to hat. Love it that the cash hoarders can afford a private fortress in Florida for their hysterical plastic surgery procedures but badger the public to donate cash or buy Beth's stupid books to fund a kitten center at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) so they can slap their names on it and take credit for it.

Lois Pope pictured here with
one of Beth's alleged rejected
IVF babies.

You can see what happens when Beth's face starts to deflate. The photos below are from September 2015 when she raced to Los Angeles to host that bogus Hero Dog Awards, a useless selfie promotion so Lois Pope [Mrs. Ex-Mafia wife of the guy who founded The National Enquirer and set up Ben Stern] can parade around and get the spotlight she craves with her bloated fug face. 




Sooo, Beth O'Stern is back again on her social media sites pushing her latest useless paper product on the public desperate to market her fat bully son Yoda, the purebred Persian cat and portray him as some sort of star when he is just a dull cat with a phony heart ailment that was cured by swatting kittens off the top shelf of his cat tree at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

4-27-15, photo posted on Beth's IG.

Oh, but the PUBLIC is tasked with helping Beth save lives!! We have to buy Beth's horrible books and calendars so Beth can save lives, right, umm, no thanks. Why can't Beth house all these cats permanently in her new huge Florida Cat Adoption & Selfie Surgery Center? No, no fun, since Beth tires of the same photo props, plus, how would she make herself famous unless she publishes books with her giant face on them or stage phony adoption skits at the homes of her pigeon worshippers? Beth would have no content for her paid followers on Instagram and Twitter either without this constant treadmill of cats coming and going. Beth herself can't donate directly to the North Shore Animal League AMERICA as opposed to what, Russia, since they pay her to be their spokesperson. NSAL is not a national organization, you guys sit around Long Island and wait for breeders to dump their inbred rejects at the front door [no wonder Beth is their spokesperson] or sits around waiting for a giant bus to arrive dumping animals at their shelter.  

Beth and Howard love to harp on the fact that all of Beth's proceeds from the sale of her book go to saving lives, yet nothing is ever in print, how much goes to saving lives Beth? Plus it's just Beth's proceeds, not the publisher, the author, the illustrator, they don't care about saving lives, right? They get paid while Beth gets paid when all the proceeds from her book land in her foundation.

10-17-15, Beth proves that she's the big cheese in Florida.

According to Richard Johnson from Page Six of the New York Post [October 16] the heiress Cornelia Guest is purchasing an enormous farm in upstate New York and converting it into an animal sanctuary using what? Her own money. Something Beth and Howard Stern have never heard of doing, using their own money for anything but greasing palms to get their facelifts on television.

Cornelia Guest at her Manhattan
office with her dog.

Cornelia was dubbed by Richard Johnson as what? An animal lover, and will participate in a fundraising event this week for the Humane Society of New York, a reputable long standing animal rescue organization that works to enact legislation to help the plight of abused and abandoned animals across the nation. So far, Miss Guest has not thrown her support at the Beth Ostrosky Foundation called Bianca's Furry Friends, which is a foundation in which Beth collects a salary and collects public donations to supposedly, according to her own words in print and in press releases, fund a cat center at NSAL. It will be built using public donations, not a private grant or endowment from Howard and Beth billionaire. The Billionaire Couple of Jerks fail to fund anything themselves out of there own empty pockets as one wonders why they are so cash poor yet managed to cough up a reported 52 million in cash for their Florida home where Beth snatches a few local cats to get her little vacations paid for while getting needles injected in her face and butt. No one actually sees Howard in Florida on these botox binges since he hides from any perceived fans and is often actually holed up in his new digs in a village with his life partner Ralph and they are Internet warriors typing items for immediate release while their team plugs in a few comments praising those little paid publicity items, quite sad actually, poor guy, a radio dinosaur that still thinks radio is a new genre and listeners must pay to hear his dismal stale and boring show interviewing aged celebrities everyone, including the celebrity, thought were dead.

Now, stop reading this blog and get out there and face the day. You're late.