Melania Trumps Beth

The young, beautiful and thin Melania
was featured on the cover of Vogue in 2005
in her Christian Dior wedding gown while
Mrs. Frump Beth O  was featured in a
supermarket tabloid with her fabric
remnant wedding gown donated
by Marchesa so Beth would stop bothering
the co-owner, Georgina Chapman
[super movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's wife] .

...and she always will, which bubbles up into jealousy for the power nothing couple Howard and Beth Stern, the desperate wannabees peering through the looking glass at the people with real money in the bank, not shock jock money that is founded on shaky ground having to bankroll a bunch of non-earning family members to keep them from running to the tabloids revealing the Sterns are fakes and phonies, who could care less about funding any mainstream and reputable human or animal charities and instead pose for selfies and house a few feral cats temporarily in one of their properties so their little kitten rooms can be tax deductible while they wile away the hours fully bandaged and botoxed until they are spitting up their tapioca while attached to a Vodka IV and wrapped in lipo bandages waiting for the help to throw a bunch of cat diversion photos on Instagram making it look like the dolt and doltress are hard at work fostering a bunch of cats locked in a kitten room while making themselves camera ready for their pathetic never ending sad uphill battle of trying to get on television. In Florida, all the Sterns have done, according to Beth's own documented proof on her Instagram site, is donate a sign and a nominal adoption fee for ONE cat at some obscure shelter in Florida, wow, big fucking deal, Sterns, now please go fool someone else into donating to your personal selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, that is sans a work product from its inception around 2013 despite collecting public donations.

This is not a joke. BETH and Howard Stern donated a sign to their obscure pet shelter in Florida that breeds kittens in a field for the desperate for attention Beth. Yes, the Sterns donated a sign and paid for the adoption fee for ONE cat while they sit in their Florida mansion doing nothing but sticking a cat in photos hoping to count it as a selfie tax write-off to save on maintenance of that white elephant.

Beth and Howard like to sneer at Melania behind her back thinking she was a self proclaimed model who only accomplished meeting and marrying a billionaire, yet she obtained her degree in design and architecture at University in Slovenia. She has worked with famous photographers like Helmet Newton and managed to look gorgeous on the pages of Sports Illustrated magazine. She had a child with The Don and developed, designed and marketed her own line of watches and jewelry on QVC and has a skin care line. Other than getting the cover of Vogue and numerous other major magazines which the aged shock jock Howard could never afford for his mentally challenged slow adult wife, Melania has some killer figure when Beth's figure just kills us. We don't know whether to laugh hysterically or just be thankful we don't look like that she-creature from outer space that landed her boring aged corporate shock jock who floats around in oblivion on a stale satellite that keeps getting lost in space having to be relaunched every 112 days.

Keep rockin' in the free world Beth, as you become more and more famous in Bollywood since your PR team can come up with zero ideas to make you famous and your obnoxious moron personality palatable to American audiences.

Beth is a huge star in India. Yes, Beth with the bogus fan base who have no clue who she is but they are just paid to promote these American assholes.

10/14/15 Bulgari and Rome event and
dinner in New York.

Gosh, Beth is missing out on some awesome red carpet events in New York what with the famous design house of Bulgari showing off their fabulous gems with Liv Tyler [left] modeling the famous snake design necklace with the head normally housing a jeweled watch, at least in the wrist design of this piece. Beth missed out on groping a Rockefeller at the event since Beth is known publicly to grope and grab at any famous person she can get her hands on, as is evident by many selfies on her Instagram site when she is sucking on Whitney Cummings' face or looks like she's giving a handjob to Andrew Saffir on the publicity pages on the Internet [the founder of the Cinema Society] where now Howard or a chaperone has to escort Beth to any public event since she can't keep her hands off your pockets or pocketbook and is alleged to be a kleptomaniac [don't quote me, only alleged since she is so obvious grabbing at your pockets she is rarely successful at getting your wallet and Howard just blames it on drinking while drunk].

Indre married into the Ruling Class, the Rockefeller family and attended the Bulgari and Rome event and dinner in New York on 10/14/15. Won't she give Beth seven million dollars for her capital project of building a cat center at the North Shore Animal League since poor Beth is cash poor? Just asking.

While Beth and Howard are sequestered somewhere to get those ever important nips and tucks and fat sucked out of their fat thighs and badger SiriusXM execs to extend his contract full of holes, Simon Cowell changed his email address for the millionth time.